Funnies for Saturday

Dear Family and Friends, It is hammering down with rain at the moment! Are we downhearted? Naah! - Too busy digging up Graphical Fun!

Thanks Elna (SA)

1.  Think it's cold? In Canada if you shoot boiling water from a water gun - This happens!

2.  This is nice - Christina Grimmie Sings

3.  Excercise in Futile invention - I love this rubbish! - Machine

How about a Killer Whale who can imitate an outboard 

motor!

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I too am older than.....

Rotten old sod!

Go on! Go on!

Her Maj goes Gangsta!

Massive whoops!

Grumpy Old Git ?

Tank slippers anyone?

Cleverly hidden pres.....it it an iPhone? Is it?  Sadly no - it's a box of socks!

Sadisitc Dad!

Or something.......

Just the 2 Jokes tonight

Deon's Joke

Derek's joke

Thanks Chaps

This one needs no words...

Harwich weather for Sunday

Dry and bright start to the day with a fair amount of hazy sunshine. Increasing cloud will once again herald the arrival of rain, most likely after dark. Strengthening Southerly winds, locally gale-force late in the day. Feeling mild with highs of 9 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 50 % | Rainfall Amount: 1-2 mm | Sunrise: 8.03 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Funnies for the Weekend

Dear Family and Friends, I am becoming busy after the festivities. We had a power cut just before Christmas, and it seems to have popped several routers....It's an ill wind etc!!! Bit of a Funny desert out there tonight - but I've done my best!

1.  This is just plain Weird!

2.  The Physics of Ants

3.  If you like Boy's Toys you will love this...

V8 Australian Chainsaw

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Now why didn't I think of this!

Did you get it?

Hurry! Hurry! Hurry Ladies and Gentlemen, last bus leaving Bucharest for - London!

The World is struggling with Obesity......It's too late!

Complaining about Immigration?

When I was at High School we put a workman's toilet on the roof - 

but there wasn't Instagram in 1959!

Friendzone...?

Joke Central

Claudia's Joke

Derek's Joke

From Dick - not a joke but appropriate!

Thanks Chaps!

From Ukraine - Thanks Elena!




Harwich Weather for Saturday

Outbreaks of showery rain likely at first, this turning heavier for a time late morning. Brighter conditions are then expected to break through with spells of late sunshine. Light to moderate Southerly winds. Maximum temperature 9 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 70 % | Rainfall Amount: 3-6 mm | Sunrise: 8.03 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your support in 2013
Please keep us going in 2014!


Cheers!


Richard.

Funnies on New Year's Day

Dear Family and Friends, Happy New Year to all our Readers!

As you know I love Fireworks! In case you didn't see them here's London's offering

We may have lost the ashes - but we stuffed Sydney with our fireworks!

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Silly, expensive - but fun!

The mother of invention!

Budget Home Cinema

Barbie's Christmas

Thanks Maggie!

Ha Ha! - Clever

Valued Lesson!

Simple - He thinks that he's Human!

How to know when your cat is fully charged!

Social Networkers please note!

Thanks Matt!

Ah - That time again!

Thanks Pieter!

I sometimes need one!

Thanks Pieter

Joke Central

Geoff's Joke

John's Joke1

John's Joke 2

Dick's Joke

Thanks guys! Please keep up the good work in '14 !

Thanks to Neil for this - still on fireworks this is what can go wrong (In Russia)!

Yet More Wisdom from our friends 

The QI Elves

As an encore - from Marco in Germany...

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Lingering overnight showers will quickly clear with sunny spells developing. Feeling quite mild for early January, especially in any lengthy sunshine. Heavy rain and strong winds arriving overnight into Friday. Maximum temperature 11 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 40 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 8.03 am

Thanks Essexweather.com! 

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Funnies for the New Week!

Dear Family and Friends, We are still in Limbo Land, big night tomorrow, meanwhile I am ferreting about to find new stuff...not always easy!

1.  Remember this, at Her Maj's concert - big work for Gary!

2.  In recent weeks I have been making electronic photo frames to display Art. There are many to see on the net this one is New

3.  Maybe there won't be Funnies tomorrow night as we are seeing in the New Year, so here's an electronic

Greeting

Yup - time to take down thr tree!

Intentional misplacement

Er... When is that?

Shelf stacker can't read perhaps!

That is so!

Cool Segway conversion!

Yes we know why you're trying to keep pace buddy!

Or the cat gets it!

Wise words from Uncle Adam

Granny's Desktop...

I see this often!

Only one tonight

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

Robert Llewellyn - ex Kryten from Red Dwarf - is an electric car fan... 

Harwich Weather for New Year's Eve

Soon becoming overcast with outbreaks of heavy, persistent rain for much of the day. Southerly winds will once again strengthen with occasional gusts in excess of 35 miles per hour. Rain should clear during the evening with dry conditions prevailing for New Year celebrations at midnight. Maximum temperature 10 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 99 % | Rainfall Amount: 4-6 mm | Sunrise: 8.04 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your support!

Cheers!

Richard.