Funnies for Midweek

Dear Family and Friends, It was a little bit more calm in Old Harwich today, not bad at all. I fossicked around and found these - just for you...

1.  You may have seen the bust made from concertina paper - here's where they come from


2.  Went to Disney and found an improptu 
Barber shop quartet!


3.  Meet the happiest penguin - Penguin is Happy!






Didn't go quite to plan!

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Like me he doesn't like melon!

Now here's a great idea for a bar!

Fly south for the winter...

Ah! that's Spam!

Which is more painful?

Profound - so profound!

(and they can breed!)

Christmas greeting from Russia to their frozen American friends :-)

Whoops!958

Where Santa goes after Christmas

Modern Parenting

Joke Central

Dick's Joke

Geoff's Joke 1

Geoff's Joke 2

Homer's a bit miffed!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Strengthening South-Westerly winds and further outbreaks of rain for much of the morning. Gradually becoming brighter and cooler mid to late afternoon. Maximum temperature 12 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 80 % | Rainfall Amount: 1-2 mm | Sunrise: 8.01 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com!

Thanks for staying with us!

Cheers!

Richard.

Funnies on Tuesday

Dear Family and Friends, Thank goodness we live on the East Coast...In the West they have been suffering - here's a picture of Porthcawl a couple of days ago!!!

Now for Funnies..............

Did you know that they have, in Russia a

 Loch Ness Monster?

2.  I am not sure if this is funny or scary... Robot looks in the Mirror

3.  You may not have heard of him, but he was big in the 50s Larry Griswold

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Strangely graceful , a Boeing takes off in darkness

Only in Russia - the Wedding car is a Mega truck!

I am not comletely sure of the purpose of this picture-

whatever floats yer boat

Traveller's Mansion!

His Vowels

Type Dinosaur - good old Google

Phone Health and Safety!

If I eat the box can I sue?

Only one joke tonight it's from

Geoff

Thanks matey!

Look at this and tell me - if you get a headache too!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Mostly dry with good amounts of sunshine through the morning and early afternoon. Cloud will once again increase with further outbreaks of rain arriving after dark. Breezy, especially late in the day. Maximum temperature 11 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 20 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 8.02 am

Thanks Essexweather.com 

Funnies on this Monday

Dear Family and Friends, At last the wind and rain are abating. Our thoughts are with the Cousins in N America who are having a really tough time! Meanwhile I searched for treasure - didn't find any but here are your Funnies anyway!

1.  He knows what he likes - The Sloth only likes carrots

2.  Boy's got musical teeth - yes I did say Musical Teeth!

3.  Last how about a Dozen dancing R2D2s

Never swipe your iPad too hard!

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How about recolouring your car with Duct tape!

Is it Burke and Hare? - No! 

just an ordinary day on the road in Russia

That look!

Oh no you're not sunshine!

Better to fish here than the sea!

Where Humans live!

Again only in Russia - demonstrating with - a mirror!

I just can't do this!

Very tidy electrician

Only in N America - open a door - find another door!

Yet another first world problem

Joke Central

Geoff's Joke

Derek's Joke 1

Derek's Joke 2

Thanks Chaps!

Economy travel

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Remaining windy with sunshine and further showers, although the wind and showers will generally be slightly lighter than Monday, with the showers also less frequent. Maximum temperature 12 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 70 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-2 mm | Sunrise: 8.02 am

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Funnies on Sunday

Dear Family and Friends, Rain rain go away - please come back another.......on second thoughts don't! Here are a few more eclectic bits and bobs.....

1.  This may at first appear to be boring physics - but keep watching, I think that it is Witchcraft!

2.  No skateboarder is more awesome than This Guy!

3. Now this is old fashioned schmalzy music, said to be a Mashup - which I have no idea of the meaning, but

 sit back and enjoy!

There's them - and then there's us!

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Childhood 21st century style

Different?

So the Amish don't have fun then?

Now this took me a moment, but top that Mr Jones!

It's the Pantomime season..."Behind you"!!!

Yup they drive like that in Chelmsford!

Oh Gawd - whatever next!

Bit obvious!

Thanks George (Sulu)

Jolly boat

Well what do you expect!

Joke Central

Geoff's Joke

Derek's Joke

Thanks Chaps

More Wisdom from the QI elves

Thanks Colin & Mo for this teaser!

Harwich Weather for Monday

A windy start to the new working week with sunny spells but also further heavy, squally showers, with a risk of hail and thunder in places. Maximum temperatures still trending well above the seasonal average at 13 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 75 % | Rainfall Amount: 1-2 mm | Sunrise: 8.03 am Thanks Essexweather.com Thanks to you all we just passed 54,000 hits! Cheers! Richard.