Funnies for the New Week

Dear Family and Friends, A new week is upon us. Hoping that yours will be a very good one! Here is an  eclectic mix of funny stuff...

1.  Thanks Pete for this, and early colour movie clip of London attributed to Friese Green who lived in Cliff Road Dovercourt.

2.  David Beckham on the beach  is asked

 To kick a ball into a litter bin!

3.  There are many dangerous sports - here's a new way to damage yourself Trampoline wall

Death wish chick!

Gallery

Something to say?

The package - the result!

The secret of Quantum Theory

Did this happen to you?

Sense of humour test!

OMG!

Only in Russia - again!

On the toilet wall - old battle

Not today Gran

I'm sure its down here somewhere!

Joke Central

Derek's Joke 1

Derek's Joke 2

Derek's Joke 3

Thanks Derek!

Perhaps he should be playing for England?

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Dry with plenty of sunshine once residual overnight low cloud and fog clears. Feeling colder in a Westerly breeze with temperatures slightly below the mid-January average at 6 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 40 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 7.58 am

Thanks Essexweather.com!

Hooray! We just passed 55,000 hits!

Thanks all!

Cheers!

Richard.

Funnies on this Sunday

Dear Family and Friends, So another week is starting...what will it bring? Who knows! I do know however that I will be trying hard to make you smile...

1.  A baby girl gets confused when she meets 

Daddy's Twin Brother 

2.  Sir enters the classroom and starts

 Breakdancing!

3.  Lorry stuck? call up The Horsepower!

Gallery

I ordered cappucino and they must have known me -

I got this!

Sleep differential

Thanks Susi

What lovely nip....Oh er  - Scarf!

Poll helps Dad clean the keyboard...

I guess that the word "Vet" was mentioned

In Brazil the beggars even have credit card machines!

Dad was left with the washing...

Selfie? Hah! Been around since dot!

Becomes de rigeur in Thailand!

Must be SA with the firepit eh Deon?

Joke Central

Dick's Joke

Derek's Joke

Thanks guys

That's one way I guess ???

Harwich Weather for Monday

Following a chilly, but generally dry morning with sunny intervals, it will become increasingly cloudy with patchy light rain or drizzle for the late afternoon, then more persistent rain arriving after dark. Winds, light to moderate South-Westerly and feeling a shade milder. Maximum temperature 9 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 15 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 7.59 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com!

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Funnies on Saturday

Dear Family and Friends, Nice bright crisp, no not me - the morning! I was batchelor boy today. Domestic goddess out for the day with girlie friends. Time then to dig up more pictorial amusement - just for you!

1.  Here's a talking squirrel - I did say talking squirrel!

2.  Meet the time machine - It really works!

3.  Imagine the scene the postie pulls up to the gas station, and forgets to put the brakes on

 CCTV camera sees all

How those of limited means go skiing

Gallery

 How to save on mirrors

Yes I saw him first!

Not sure if I ever did! - This may take a moment!

Under the affluence of Incahol!

Very clever those old Geremans! Here they make a tree float in the air!

Just leaving Bucarest for London.....

Thanks Dick!

They sell these in Russia for Christmas - look what's inside!

Nothing to say here - nice!

Hello is it tea you're lookin for!

Thanks Mags and Susi!

This translates - Sincere Joy!

Thanks Natasha!

Only Derek's Joke tonight

Thanks loyal friend!

What's worse than a drunk penguin - three drunk penguins!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

A cold, frosty and perhaps foggy start, then mostly dry and sunny throughout the day with light South-Easterly winds. A few showers developing towards evening, these merging into longer spells of rain overnight. Maximum temperature 7 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 8.00 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com!

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard

Funnies for your Weekend

Dear Family and Friends, Today - was a wonderful day! Clear sky, no wind 10c unbelieveable for January!
Now for some Weekend fun!


1.  It's freezing, let's do something silly -
 Jump on the Trampoline!


2.  Japanese wedding - ace footballer Smashes the cake!


3.  Playing with nuts? Hmmm - It's an illusion!

Gallery

I'm sure he's loving this!

Engrish at its' best

Moby who??

Crap chat up lines on the tube !

Find a caption competition

Unfortunate turn of phrase!

It's yours - but then there are copyright issues!

If you're interested in 4000 years of human history save this jpg 

the blog can't zoom it any bigger...

Joke Central

Geoff's Joke 

Derek's Joke 1

Derek's Joke 2

Deon's Joke
Thanks Chaps



Even more wisdom from the QI Elves




If you hand it out - you have to take it!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Any overnight cloud will break during the first part of the morning to leave a fine and sunny day with light North-Westerly winds. Feeling cooler with afternoon highs of 8 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 25 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 8.00 am

Thanks Essexweather.com!

 
Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.