Funnies for this Weekend

Dear Family and Friends, Hoping that your weekend will be a good one! Here we shall have more rain.. selfishly I am glad that we live on a slight hill....Here are your Funnies.

 

I love this - smart shopkeeper sorts out rubbish burglars!

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Honey would you like to look at my castle?

Good ol' Rick - he's still rollin!

So she - er stepped forward and..... where was I?

Who?

I was trying to photograph these mountains when this clown turned up!

Now I know what you're thinking but it's a baguette - silly!

More lovely nip - Handrails in the Background...

Selfie - shouldn't have bothered dearie

Once you've seen the Hobbit those darned little elves seem to be everywhere!

That's what's known as Panache!

I loathe media people especially Amarican anchors who make it up as they go along - 

That's and Ethernet cable - STUPID!

Sorry no Jokes tonight so -

Here's more Wisdom from the QI Elves

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Occasional bright or sunny spells possible, but generally a cloudy day with further outbreaks of rain or drizzle. Moderate South-Easterly winds. Maximum temperature 9 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 80 % | Rainfall Amount: 1 mm | Sunrise: 7.55 am Thanks Essexweather.com!

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Funnies on Thursday

Dear Family and Friends, Busy busy today, just sat back to publish a new edition of the Funny Blog - hoping that it will amuse y'all!

1.  Morning chat with a Mynah

2.  Amazing what you can do with an old top loading

Washing machine!

3.  Porcupines, like kids won't always Share

Shoplifter meets his Waterloo!

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Walmart CAN do irony!

I could wait all day love!

Seen sneaking from the rum counter...

Don't fancy yours very much! 

Freddy would be laughing!

Sorry  :-)

A precise moment in time!

Tout le monde est sur le balcon 

vous comprenez -- non?

Alternative selling!

My Lord that computer tower needs some work doing!

Joke Central

Derek's Joke 1

Derek's Joke 2

Derek's Joke 3

Thanks Derek

This from a friend in Ukraine - is really weird, there isn't an explanation, 

a bit long but worth waiting until the end

Harwich weather for Friday 

A breezy day with a mixture of sunny spells and blustery showers. The showers are likely to be heavy at times during the afternoon with a small chance of hail and thunder. Maximum temperature 10 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 45 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-2 mm | Sunrise: 7.55 am

 Thanks to Essexweather.com!

Thanks for coming back!

Cheers!

Richard.

  

Funnies for Wednesday

Dear Family and Friends, The monsoon has returned today, mainly stuck indoors, so time then to dig up more pictorial fun - for you!

From John - Masculine moments... 

Woooohaaaa!

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You English? - Engrish rools!

Wise words from Albert!

Coming second has its' compensations!

The World's first glass bottomed plane......A likely tale!

A tall story

Remember those twits who queued overnight for an iPhone 5? 

In eighteen years they'll look like him!

It's only a cardboard cutout - I bet it scared his flatmate half to death!

Oh! Yes! Class indeed.

Punctuation is quite important

Joke Central

John's Joke

Derek's Joke

John's Joke 2

Thanks Chaps!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

A drier and brighter day with more in the way of sunny spells. There is also an increasing risk of sharp showers, perhaps merging into a longer spell of rain by evening. Maximum temperature 10 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 80 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-2 mm | Sunrise: 7.56 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com!

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Funnies on Tuesday

Dear Family and Friends, We had a day out to darkest Suffolk today - and the natives were friendly ! Got back just in time to cobble together some more giggle medicine just for you!

1.  This is madness - off piste Skiing

2.  Bit heavy after Christmas? - This might help

3.  If you don't like flashing lights Don't watch this!

(Clever though)

Oh! What beautiful Ni - Oh! No! Not again!...

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No Broadband

Kim Yong Un can speak Engrish!

Bit of a parking problem Luv?

I've seen some weird barbecues but this one really is the pits! 

Did you get it yet?

Poor Doctor H

I think I know what you mean!

Yet more of 'em are on their way!

Thanks Derek! - I'll tell them where you live  :-)

I bet she's soooo pleased!

Yum Yum

Thanks Susi!

Joke Central

Dick's Joke

Derek's Joke 1

Derek's Joke 2

John's Joke
Thanks Chaps!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Mostly cloudy and breezy with further outbreaks of rain at times, locally heavy during the morning. Cloud and rain clearing mid-afternoon with perhaps some late spells of sunshine. Feeling milder once again with maximum temperatures of 11 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 70 % | Rainfall Amount: 1 mm | Sunrise: 7.58 am

Thanks Essexweather.com!

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.