Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, it was a super day here in Harwich, cool but sunny with clear skies. Here are some more of my, and my friends' efforts to make you snigger....

From Martin in Israel - Smartass answers

Dad films his Saturdays

Unsung Hero - just an ad...

Russian Postman

Gallery

Quick - quick!

Oh my Lord it IS crowded on the balcony!

Would you like the Kim Yong Un style sir?

It has to be said frog racing does raise the appetite!

Goosey Photobomb

It's difficult to look diginified doing this!

Fine specimens !

Thanks Deon!

Surprise!

Thanks Geoff!

Granny recovery vehicle

Bill's Joke

John's Joke

Thanks Chaps!

Thanks Derek!

Thanks Shlomo!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Some bright or sunny spells will occur through the morning. The cloud may become thick enough to produce isolated afternoon showers, but most places will remain dry. Light Westerly winds. Maximum temperature 15 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 20 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 6.13 am

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a fairly busy day, commissioning a new computer, then shopping at the supermarket - Oh! what a life we do lead! Here are your Funny Bitz...

Navy Seals Parachute drop - from their POV

Whatever your do don't try this at home!!!

This will blow your mind - guy walks backwards - played backwards!

He has cardboard slippers...yes cardboard

Meanwhile Nigel explores his feminine side...

The meaning of this escapes me - but hey!

Clive is also examining his feminine side...

Kind master when a chap must go!

More people of Walmart

Hooray for good old Photoshop Day Cream!

Only in Russia Wedding 1

Wedding 2

Wedding 3

Bill's Jokes

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Thanks Bill!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

A dry and bright day with the best of the sunshine during the morning. Increasing amounts of high cloud turning the sunshine hazy by mid-afternoon. Feeling a shade warmer in lighter winds. Maximum temperature 16 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 6.15 am

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Huzzah! We just passed 67,000 hits!

Thanks to you!

Cheers!

Richard

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, So here's the new week, let's hope it is full of luck and opportunity. Your Funnies follow.....

Container ship whoops!

Thanks Bob!

I'm not sure that this cat really.........

Clever but a bit creepy - your time in Jellybeans!

More silliness - this is boring but worth waiting till the end

Just chillin - this took me a minute!

Vlad - what will he think of next?

Seeing someone!

It is very possible that they will fall down - soon! 

Not in my lugholes you don't!

Love it!

Not going to happen........but...

Nothing to say here either!

Robins are stroppy little buggers!

Deon's Jokes

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Thanks chap!

How to pick up a girl - the old fashioned way!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

A breezy day with plenty of sunshine expected throughout. Small chance of a isolated afternoon shower passing through the district. Noticeably cooler with a maximum temperature of 13 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 35 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 6.17 am Pollen and Spore Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 2 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com!

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Funnies on this Sunday

Dear Family and Friends, We're home from our holiday in Denmark, fresh and ready for the fray! So here are more funny bits...

To my many contrubutors, a big thank yoy for your support! Sorry but I received a deluge of material during my absence, and there's no way that I can catch up, so please don't be too displeased with me if some of your stuff doesn't appear, but please keep sending!

Thanks!

Lego Darth Vader at the Deathstar cafe Eddie Izzard

Thanks Bill!

Bet you didn't know how the News at Ten music was made! 

Thanks Barbara !

Thought you could tango? This from Tonia in Russia

Pole dance Whoops!

A man after my own heart!

Animal

Stuck behind or being overtaken

Call him Satan!

Gesundheit!

Be proud!

Pure Irony!

Translated = April Fool's Day? We bugger you through the whole year!

Thanks Klaus!

He says " Pretty tyres? Pretty guns? Next I'll become a pansy!"

Thanks Bob G!

Thanks Klaus!

This from Martin, Useless Webpages

 Jokes from John

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Harwich Weather for Monday

Cloudy, damp start with outbreaks of light rain and drizzle throughout the morning. Brighter conditions starting to develop around midday, spreading to all parts by afternoon. Fresh to strong South-Westerly winds. Maximum temperature 15 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 90 % | Rainfall Amount: 2-3 mm | Sunrise: 6.20 am

 Thanks to Essexweather.com!

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, This is the last Funnies for a few days. We are taking a break. Look out for us in a week's time. Meanwhile I had a few bits and bobs on file just for you...

Man lifts 1550 lbs - that's more than half a ton!

A future Luke Skywalker.....(fake but fun!)

Remember Dave Allen? Here's one of his best

Gallery

I find this deeply disturbing!

Nothing to say

Good neighbours

In Norway they have "Silly Walks" crossing signs!

A Russian child plays with bear

(I think the bear's dead!)

Yet another use for Ductape

Translation -

Girls in Winter have ants in their pants!

How's this for overkill packaging!

Let's play with - a Panther?

Jokes

Derek's Joke 1

Derek's Joke 2

Elvish Wisdom

Harwich Weather for Monday

Dry and bright with spells of hazy sunshine to start the new week. South-Easterly breeze lighter than recent days and feeling pleasantly warm. Maximum temperature 16 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 6.36 am Thanks Essexweather.com ! Thanks for calling by!  There is just a chance of a Danish style Funnies next week.. Cheers! Richard.