Easter Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Hoping that Easter day will be special for you. Here are my efforts to keep the merriment going.....

Here's a beautful Timelapse of our beautiful home..

This from Barbara a weird story of the World's oldest hot cross bun!

Thanks Barbara!

Special effects? This guy has it all!

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More Cyanide

Seriously!

It's - a Lie!

How about a Flintlock Pistol - Banana

Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!

The joy of meeting the Easter Bunny - never changes through the years!

Despicable!

Meanwhile somewhere in Ireland!!!

Here's another, I really must put some chalks in my car!

Who would have thought - Marshmallow Fluff

is in reality - Easter Bunny poo!

Joke Central

Bill's Joke 1

Bill's Joke 2

Bill's Joke 3

Bill's Joke 4

John's Joke

Thanks Chaps!

Take one toddler - add LED lights and you get -

Animated Stick man!

Harwich Weather for Easter Day

Easter Sunday Cloudy skies and frequent outbreaks of moderate rain throughout the morning and early afternoon. A few brighter spells may start to develop mid to late afternoon. Rather cold in a keen North-Easterly breeze. Maximum temperature 14 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 95 % | Rainfall Amount: 11-14 mm | Sunrise: 5.51 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Good Friday Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Hoping that your holiday weekend is going well. We visited Colchester to buy paint, got stuck in the queue for the Zoo! Helped my business partner with his new TV, and now home to try and compose something to amuse y'all!

In the holiday spirit Grandma goes on the Rollercoaster

How about Giant Jenga with Diggers?

Remember that girl with the scary face? - Very annoying!!!

We have had juggling otters and more, now fossicking 

ferrets!

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Yes the school hols have begun already!

Not much to say here

1981 future idea - just look at the keyboard!

And we're still waiting for the iWatch!

Now something doesn't quite add up here!

I love this! - and I agree with Superman!

After so many wrong turns Dad!

The folks in Walmart are at it again!

Geoff's Joke

Oldie but goodie - thanks Geoff

The job interview!

Harwich weather for Easter Saturday

Following a chilly start, another mostly dry and sunny day is expected. With cloud increasing late in the day, a few light showers passing through the district. Minimum temperature 12 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 20 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 5.53 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, So the holidays are almost here, I may not be able to publish every day, but will do my best! Meanwhile here are today's efforts - please enjoy!

This is amazing! I hope it's not fake!

Thanks John F !

The hols have started, a bit too much for some!

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I guess that his eyes are watering!

I hope he isn't going to breathe that stuff!

I think I shall pass on that offer - thanks!

Lord save us from the complete - and utter idiots!!!

Smart Bacon!

I guess it puts him off the discomfort

Message in a bottle 21st century style

Prune the bush matey!

Nothing new here...

Data - get it? Ha Ha! 

Meet the rebel

Thanks Maggie!

Derek's Joke

Oldie but goodie - Thanks Derek!

Riverdance Baby

This is just an advert, but nicely done

Your holiday bonus clip  :-)

Harwich Weather for Good Friday

Unbroken spells of strong sunshine through the day, cooler than Thursday as winds turn Northerly. High UV levels early afternoon. Maximum temperature 12 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 5.56 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for your support! Have agreat Easter!

Cheers!

Richard.

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Midweek already, where does the time go?! We had lunch out with Helen's sister and her Husband, at our favourite local hostelry, which was really good! Now down to earth and must concentrate on composing the blog....

What if a yawn was really a yell....

Poor old postie v/s fierce moggy!

Ever wondered what will come next after the laptop? Here's a concept

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Off to Walmart are we luvvie?

It's a G & T for me James!

Big old girl...

Probably the best face swap ever?

Oh! Dem crazy Russians!

I would make that face!

Mika this is just for you!

Well what do you know!

Teacher - if you could see me now!

Blind 'em with science!

Derek's Joke 1 (not really a joke)...

Derek's Joke 2

Thanks Derek!

Golf and be damned!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

A dry, bright morning with plenty of sunshine and feeling pleasantly warm. High cloud will turn the sunshine hazy through the afternoon with perhaps a few spots of rain by evening. Maximum temperature 18 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 5.58 am

Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

 

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, today was quite busy, visit to Colchester and shopping - whew! Glad to be home and creating another pastiche of pictorial art just for you!

For you Petrol heads - pitstops then and now!

More silliness World Championship - Crazy Golf

You know what will happen, but you must keep looking!

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Come on love - put the human kid down!

This isn't a new idea, but maybe now it is viable.....take it to Saudi for instance?

Danish crossing light - OK to mince across!

Bridge is happy!

Help is at hand!

Thanks Derek!

Ha Ha! - Smartybum!

Taxidermy Fail!

All dressed up ready for Walmart!

Too true to be funny

Hmm!

Thanks Derek!

Sorry no jokes - so here's a clip..

Banjos were originally made from gourds by slaves in the South - 

heres what they sounded like

A Little Bit more Wisdom from th QI Elves

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Following a chilly start, another fine day follows with prolonged warm sunshine for many and only small amounts of cloud. Light South-Easterly winds and maximum temperatures of 13 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 6.00 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Hoorah! Thanks to you we just passed 68,000 hits!

Cheers!

Richard.