Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, More April Showers, but that's normal I guess. Having revived a computer I now feel free to amuse you once again.....

Now I know we've seen this before, 

but my Sister-in-Law loves this so Susi - 
this is for you!

Thanks Klaus!

Checkout prank

Thanks Klaus - again!

He's Mad Pal!

Twin 16 Valve Models!

Oooh here's another one of those......

Hang on a minute..........where was I ?

I love it! But is it a balloon or a kite or.......If Alan davies is watching - It's a Blue Whale!

Meanwhile on Dovercourt Beach, Richard prepares for Summer!

Yes it is!

Thanks!

Thanks Maggie!

Genius

Boom Boom!

More clever US marketing

Now I would not eat this, I have no wish to be Jet Puffed!!!

Sorry No Jokes Tonight - so on with the Animations...

This from Ukraine

Thanks Natasha!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Increasing cloud after a bright, sunny start leading to further spells of rain. Brighter conditions should return for the afternoon and evening. Feeling cooler than of late in moderate South-Easterly winds. Maximum temperature of 13 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 85 % | Rainfall Amount: 1-3 mm | Sunrise: 5.39 am

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thank you for calling in!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I forgot to mention, yesterday was Will Spokeshave's 450th Birthday - see S. Fry's scribble below...

Health and Safety - eat your heart out!

Thanks Geoff!

Martin sent this from Israel - modern rendition

Thanks Martin!

It set me thinking I saw something similar in the 90s made by an Asian kid

It was very contemporary with our early lives!

(Quality not too good because of age - I had it on a floppy disk!)

Tribute to Jackson's Moonwalk

Shakepeare's words we use today

Thanks Stephen Fry (via Twitter)

Selfies rool

Nothing to say here

Something to tell the Grandchildren!

Panorama

Clippy has competition!

Voice text

Deon's Joke

Thanks Deon!

This little boy is a Superhero - because his Dad is a special effects man
with Dreamworks!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Rather cloudy with showers or longer spells of rain affecting all areas through the course of the day. The best of any brightness or sunshine during the late afternoon/evening. Maximum temperature 15 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 99 % | Rainfall Amount: 2-4 mm | Sunrise: 5.41 am Pollen and Spore Level: 3 (Moderate) | UV Level: 1 (Low) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today is St. George's Day - England's patron saint. Are we celebrating? Nah!

here are your funnies...

Here's a little clip that maybe explains our Englishness

This is weird Dolly parton's Jolene played at 33 rpm

More silliness - Guy cuts down tree...then....

Gallery

Yet another First world problem!

Clever way to avoid dragging the kiddiwink round the store

Another "They start young"

Yes you do have to look twice..

Car happy - car sad!

Don't mess with Vlad!

Take a bus...

Coolness grade 10 - not!

Twitter is full!

Floridian fantasy

Geoff's Joke1

Geoff's Joke 2

English Accents - all about them...

Interesting wave effect

Thanks Bill!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Lingering overnight rain slowly easing to allow brighter conditions to develop. The best of any sunshine during the afternoon and early evening. Still warm despite limited sunshine. Maximum temperature 15 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 70 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 5.43 am Pollen and Spore Level: 3 (Moderate) | UV Level: 2 (Low) | Pollution Level: 2 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, April showers today, so ducking and diving, just about found you some more funny stuff.....

Are piglets polite? - Yes they are!


Basketball is difficult? Yes!


Indian Poledancer (it's a bloke)!

Gallery

I love gadgets, but I have to say these are just plain stupid!

I do believe that we've stumbled upon a Yoyo Museum!

The Budget way to go on that last journey!

They start really young these days!

Mika this is specially for you!

The Goat's revenge1

Thanks Bill!

Dara, on that BBC2 50 year celebration program is set up

 with a very well endowed squirrel

Wash your veggies!

Cruel Prediction!

Helicopter clips cable and crashes -
Pilot survives!

Thanks Bill!

Sorry no jokes tonight - so here's another clip..

The Firemaking Prank

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

A much brighter day once early mist and low cloud clears. Plenty of sunshine is expected and it will feel pleasantly warm in light South-Easterly winds. Maximum temperature 16 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 5.45 am Pollen and Spore Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 2 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Funnies for Bank Holiday Monday

Dear Family and Friends, This was the last day of the Easter holidays for us, and surprise surprise, out of character - it was a nice day! - It's raining now just to bring us down to earth! Here are a few more bits and bobs to hopefully amuse!

Some old farties have a 36 years reunion - but wait
.......isn't that.........?

Are we there yet? This might keep 'em quiet!

Ravens are very clever.......take a look!

Naughty pussy, Er No! what am I saying?

Russia goes into Ukraine?

The people of....again!

Where's Dave? - Oh! You Smartass!

I like Tom - he's a funny guy!

What is he looking at?

One guess only!

Bunny Trooper and Death Egg

Wilfred Bramble watches John Lennon sniff Coke

Greedy Git!

Now the Looneys have taken over the Asylum!

The last option is the best!

This is what it means these days!

Bill's Joke

Derek's Joke

Thanks Chaps!

Just to keep the Easter hols alive till the very end....

A tad more Wisdom...

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

A cloudy start with further outbreaks of showery rain in many areas. It should start to brighten up by early afternoon with sunshine to end the day. Fairly warm in a South-Easterly breeze despite the cloud-cover. Maximum temperature of 16 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 65 % | Rainfall Amount: 1 mm | Sunrise: 5.47 am

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Huzzah! Thanks to you we just passed 69,000 hits!

Cheers!

Richard.