Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Sunshine and showers are the order of the day today, to lift my mood I looked at some funny stuff and saved it just for you!...

I would like to do this one day!

It is so long ago I hardly remember this...PS I am not a dog

Know what the World Wide Web is? It's a bit long but worth a look!

Er... maybe now is the time to get out of here!

Gallery

Meet my new delivery.... :-)

I think that they mean business!

I is a sloth!

Nothing like pure ice cold stream water!

Press the button and what have you got?

It's Portuguese but you will understand...

Thanks Carolina (Brazil)

Yes and you cannot remove this from Windows!

Yes it does say "Knob Heads"

Thanks Prof Brian Cox via Twitter

Photos through the ages

Great Driver

Sorry no jokes tonight so here's another animation

Morgan Freeman does Helium!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

A mostly dry and bright day with lengthy spells of warm sunshine. Only the small risk of a afternoon shower passing through on a light to moderate Southerly breeze. Maximum temperature 18 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.52 am Pollen and Spore Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 2 (Low)

Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, What a day! This AM - to the Healthfood shop followed by Tesco where we had to return a garment that still had a security tag on it......such fun! Now for more serious business....Funny Stuff!

How rich is Bill Gates?.....Seriously!

OK so you know the iPhone ringtones - orchestrate them and you get this

Top of my Bucket list is New Zealand - here's a nice timelapse...

Chocolate surprise

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Not sure what's going on but I think I get your drift dearie!

When I was little I had a very beaten up pre war pedal car bought in auction 

for 10 shillings - what did your's cost???

Farmer wedding - nice!

I am going to kill it!

Ha Ha Ha !

I just love this one......

Typical cheesy headline!

Banksy doing Big Brother!

Another cheesy headline - must be the Daily Star!

Pushy parents take note!

Jokes

Thomas's Joke

Geoff's Joke

Thanks guys!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Largely cloudy skies to start the Bank Holiday Weekend with only limited bright spells expected. Showery rain through the early morning, occasionally heavy before clearing to sunshine and thundery showers. Feeling cooler in a strengthening breeze. Maximum temperature 15 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 90 % | Rainfall Amount: 7-11 mm | Sunrise: 4.53 am Pollen and Spore Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

Thanks Essexweather.com!

Thanks for your support!

Cheers!

Richard.

 

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We had 40mm rain in the last 24 hours.....moist I think is the word! Now I ferretted and fumbled and at last came up with - this lot!

Please enjoy!

They call it a watch I think it's called an orrery...

You could call this "Whittle while you work!"

A baby sings and plays the blues!

"It is a sad trait of human nature that we laugh at other people's misfortune"

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Nobody on the planet is as cool as this guy!

Fishy hotel - just got to be Japan!

A very long fox cub!

Something is slightly amiss here...

Er not much to say here!

Absolutely nothing to say here!

Safety message!

Thanks Robert 

Prehistoric!

Thanks Robert - again!

Get rid of 'em and more will appear!

Can't guess who?

Jokes

Derek's Joke 1

Derek's Joke 2

Derek's Joke 3

Spoilsport!

Harwich weather for Friday

Starting dry with some bright or sunny intervals, however scattered showers will develop by afternoon. Remaining warm in light South to South-Easterly winds. Maximum temperature 18 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 40 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-2 mm | Sunrise: 4.55 am Pollen and Spore Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 2 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Hooray! Thanks to you we just passed 74,000 hits!


Cheers!


Richard.

Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, it was a quieter day in Harwich today, we had visitors and lunched out. Then tea and cakes at home, which left just a little time to create an assemblage of pictorial fun - for you!

This is why Jack Nicklaus is a golf legend

Sorry but I am a sucker for a guitar solo!

Wow! How Baltimore is cleaning it's harbour!

Transformer for the kiddies

Silly but very clever - scribbled iPhone

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The Milky Way as seen from Mars

Boys will be boys

Oldies day out!

What you can become

Albert and the big order

Reassuring to know!

English date - v/s US date - can that be logical?

The shrubbery is pleased to see you!

I hope that's empty!

I really want one! (but not the operating system!)

Joke Central

Derek's Joke 1

Derek's Joke 2

Derek's Joke 3

Thanks Derek!



Humour from Russia

Thanks Klaus!

This is only an ad, but a product that we use often at home! (I don't represent this company!)

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Any lingering cloud and rain soon clearing to brighter conditions and it will feel rather warm in spells of sunshine. Into the afternoon, sharp showers develop quite widely with hail and thunder possible. Strengthening Southerly winds with the occasional gust up to 30 miles per hour. Maximum temperature 19 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 55 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-3 mm | Sunrise: 4.56 am Pollen and Spore Level: 3 (Moderate) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 2 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, helped our elderly neighbour shop for a bed today. Took a while....However home in time for me to do some trawling on the interweb for more interesting stuff....

Sorry ladies we're having a boys night in tonight - so avoid the last presentation!

Awesome? We'll give you awesome - extinguish a fire with a jet engine mounted on a tank!!!

Now something joyful! Trance guitar music medley

Surreal weirdness - ocean creatures from household items

Beards give pleasure!

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Not sure what's going on here - looks like fun!

Stand clear! Oh too late it's toast!

Our friends the Dutch can be a bit mean with space!

Watch yer grammer

The Paradox

Must be a erection going on!

Mum is becoming inventive!

I had number 3...

How careful cropping, can totally change the context!

Now does this mean Sausages made by Hoes or made of Hoes!!!

John's Joke

Thanks John!

You have been warned!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Largely cloudy skies throughout the day with limited brightness. Occasional outbreaks of rain affecting all areas with the odd heavier, thundery burst around midday. Noticeably fresher in Easterly winds. Maximum temperature 16 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 99 % | Rainfall Amount: 5-7 mm | Sunrise: 4.57 am Pollen and Spore Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 2 (Low) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low) Thanks Essexweather.com ! Thanks for calling by! Cheers! Richard.