Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, More greyness today, but no rain...yet! Quiet day today for a pleasant change, giving me time to compose another masterpiece - just for you!

Meet the Catarpillar 797 - the beast!

Novak Djokovic - he's cool!

More ultimate coolness - Kitsurfer jumps over an island!

Some call them rats with wings......they are stupid too!

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Car boot sale here we come!

Organic iPad rest

I would like to see this at Harwich Dock!

Cuddly Monster...

"I'm on the train" (looking an utter tit!)

Meet the Tankocycle

Meanwhile Lionel explores his feminine side!

So does this.....Naked Pirate!

I have been trying to find a witty comment for this....

Eye eye and that's your lot!

 Is it Victorinox?

Written breath test

Thanks Geoff!

Dick's Joke

Welcome back Dick it's been a while

Hope you're OK!

Lithuanian Joke

Teacher tells the tale of the three little pigs:

- One day, one went to the farmer and asked for straw. What do you think , children what the farmer said?

Petya puts his hand:

-       I know! He said, "Bugger me!  A Talking Pig!"

The Couch

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Friday

A rather cloudy start, however brighter conditions will start to develop mid-morning allowing some sunshine for the afternoon and evening. Light winds and temperatures peaking at 17 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 4.47 am Pollen and Spore Level: 3 (Moderate) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

Thanks to Essexweather.com ! 

Hooray! Thanks to all of you - we just passed 75,000 hits!

Cheers!

Richard.

Wedneday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Dull dull dull! Saw the sun for about 5 minutes....not good for the sense of humour! 
I will try to set that aside and find you more Funny Stuff!...

What happens when you tickle a penguin?

This will go viral - The BBC Breakfast team do "Happy"

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Dali's revenge!

Beware the flexible ducting monster !

Clever way to get your kids to eat!

Seems legit! 

(Like the Apple logo incorporated in Google!)

Mythbuster!

Topical and true (Possibly)  (Allegedly)

Seems legit 2

Oldie but Goodie

Love is...

Aversion therapy

Jokes

Derek's Joke 1

Derek's Joke 2
Thanks Derek!

Thanks Klaus!



Harwich Weather for Thursday

Following a cloudy, misty start with the odd spot of rain and drizzle, brighter conditions should begin to develop around midday to leave a mainly dry afternoon with occasional sunny spells. Starting to feel warmer in light East or South-Easterly winds. Maximum temperature 17 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 70 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-2 mm | Sunrise: 4.48 am Pollen and Spore Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Funnies for Tuesday

Dear Family and Friends, Showers - heavy ones - it was flooded at the end of our road! Home now and ready to dig up a few more humourous antiquities...

It is raining the tennis is halted - what to do?

Land a big transport plane on a cabbage patch?

Russians - sense of humour? Well yes actually!

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The years go rolling by!

How did he get up there?

Want a Hero? I'll show you a hero!

Happy Birthday Sir Nicholas!

Weird abandonned places Gulliver World

Scary Girl is back!

Ephemera!

Always one!

Dog minder

Secret weapon!

Profound thoughts...

Italy chooses a new Minister

Jokes for today

Derek's Joke 1

Derek's Joke 2

Thomas's Joke

Thanks Guys!

Lithuanian Joke

-Kodel japonija tokia protinga salis?

-nes joje nera blondinu..

-Why is Japan such a sensible country?

-because it has no blondes.

This is charming!

Harwich weather for Wednesday

Rain tending to ease mid-morning allowing brighter conditions to break through. Any sunshine is expected to be limited once again and it will feel rather cool as winds return to a North-Westerly direction. Maximum temperature 17 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 90 % | Rainfall Amount: 3-6 mm | Sunrise: 4.49 am Pollen and Spore Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 2 (Low) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Dear Family and Friends, After earning my salt with some little household chores, I now have the consent of the Domestic Goddess to do my Funny blog......as per below...

Cle-ver

Thanks Lihi ! (Israel)

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English is tough!

Dear Lord!......

I want one!

One of the coolest dudes on the planet

Otter!

That's me!

(It's a lie - I never was!)

Wrong - they do!

Mona? Is that you?

The history of the Pop Tart!

Once a KGB man always a KGB man!

A friend is sending Lithuanian Jokes - 
as an experiment here's one...

Nusipirko žmogus mašiną. Ir, kad jos niekas nepavogtų jis padėjo lapelį su užrašu "NEVOK" : Arnold Schwarzenegger . Kitą dieną žmogus neberado savo mašinos, o šalimais gulėjo lapelis "PAGAUK" : Michael Schumacher.

translated means...

A man bought a machine. And so that no one would steal it, he left a note on it saying "DO NOT STEAL": Arnold Schwarzenegger". The next day the machine was gone, next to where the machine had stood lay a note "CATCH ME IF YOU CAN": Michael Schumacher.

 Thanks Rita!

More wisdom from the QI Elves

Meet Chloe Bruce - nuff said

Thanks Timo ! (Germany)

Harwich Weather for Monday

Bank Holiday Monday Most places start dry with some bright or sunny conditions. Showers are expected to arrive from the South and East late morning, perhaps becoming heavier and merging into longer spells of rain late in the day. Still rather warm, especially in any lengthy sunshine. Light North-Easterly winds. Maximum temperature 17 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 70 % | Rainfall Amount: 1-4 mm | Sunrise: 4.51 am Pollen and Spore Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.