Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends,  We're early today, we are having a Pre - Father's day meal with Son & Daughter in law later, so here it is.....

This would send the Risk assessment people nuts! But this is how it is done!

These two are totally absorbed!

More weirdness on a frozen lake!

Thanks Matt C !

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My Sort of Abode!

Yes Pal I guess it does!

Simple reflex arc

First we had the chocolate teapot, next the chocolate fireguard

now even more useless - the chocolate toolset!

DIY Dad 

That's what dad's are for!

Yup Gross!

Thanks Geoff!

Doggy Photobomb

Heeeeelp! Dial 999 !!!

I have this complex - fortunately...

Geoff's Joke

Thanks Pal!

This is only a trailer - but it's fun!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Early mist, fog and low cloud will lift to leave a bright day with occasional sunny spells developing. Feeling pleasantly warm in light winds. Maximum temperature 17 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.39 am Pollen and Spore Level: 6 (High) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was the warmest day so far in Harwich today, and after a visit to the Doctor for my 15,000 mile service, decided it was too hot for work. It has now cooled to a comfortable 21c so off we go with weekend funnies just for you!

More silliness...interview with a Guinea pig

Another precocious prodigy (a bit long suggest you start at 3mins)

Photoshop? Pah! Jump straight to Photorealism!!!

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It's Friday 13th today so you get 13 pictures!

This is a tad gross - It is a necklace with a small reservoir containing your tapeworm!

Savour the memories!

Doggy Selfie

Grotesque selfie

Go for it Grandpa! GO!

And when this new delivery arrives I will also park this one

 outside my neighbour's house

Must be going to Walmart!

Stereotype sitcom dad taking his kids to the beach…

-actually our elder son Martin in Israel- 

OMG!!! That's unbelieveable! 

Maybe tomorrow!

I think that this is a lie!

But.......

Sorry to say - I am him!

Mum - whats on on the loo just now?

MMM drain needs feeding 

Sorry no jokes tonight - here's anther animation...

It's a bit long, but I needed this -because I don't understand it either!!!

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another busy day back at the ranch today, Hospital visit this morning and computer work pm, it was hot - although we're not complaining... Now more funny stuff...

Hysterical Blonde

Thanks Klaus!

Music on the phone - my guess - it's fake!

Chariots of fire as you've never seen it before

Great vintage racers!

Thanks Geoff!

Nobody likes a smartass!

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Definitely Genius

Guess who is helping with the fish!

Nothing to say here

A legend that could quite possibly be true!

Blue Whale! - The answer is always Blue Whale

I bet she wouldn't think she was so cool if she knew - tee hee!

If they got rid of all the idiots.......etc

Still trying to think of a clever caption for this one.....

It's so stupid but I love it!

No contest!

Geoff's Joke 1

Geoff's Joke 2

Thanks Geoff!

Two Lithuanian Jokes

Thanks Rita (LT)

A little bit more wisdom from the QI Elves

Monokini voyeurs

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Remaining fine and dry with further sunny spells, particularly through the morning. Increasing risk of showers arriving during the evening and overnight period. Staying warm or very warm. Maximum temperature 22 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 15 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 4.39 am Pollen and Spore Level: 8 (Very High) | UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Hoorah! Thanks to all of you we just passed 77,000 hits!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tueday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, it was another good day in Little 'Ol Harwich today. I had a couple of callouts to rescue a couple of my more mature clients, then home for a dig around for more stuff - for you of course...

Drummer's "Owzat!"

More weirdness - sand that never gets wet!

The tale of the engineer's dog..

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My new motorhome delivery, this too I shall park outside my neighbour's house!

Off to the Recycling Centre are we?

Omaha Nebraska - a couple of days ago..

Big Country - Big Weather!

Now that's what I call a gun - unless it jams - 

in which case you would probably go to Kingdom Come!!!

Now this I really like!

This goes for sons as well! - eh Guys?

Genius I guess until the sofa's saturated!

The cat / bird graph

Oh! True - So True!

Ha Ha - Awwww!

The Cousin's Maths - again!

Call us when you're dead?

Sorry no jokes tonight so here's another clip..

I really like thes morphing movies - I admire the great amount of work involved
I use them on my "Photoframes on Steroids"

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Another dry, sunny and warm day is expected with variable cloud amounts. Very high grass pollen levels during the afternoon. Light South-Westerly winds and maximum temperatures of 21 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.40 am Pollen and Spore Level: 8 (Very High) | UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollution Level: 2 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.