Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends,  Having been helping with computers most of the day, it was nice to spend the early evening digging up more material for the blog - enjoy!

His name is Gudbjorn Grimsson, he is The World Record holder for Car Aquaplaning!

Scribble turned into Art!

Pure Schmalz - Kiddie Taikwando

Beware of the Duck Army!

Jenn This is especially for you!

Whatever you want!

How did he get there!

(Or is it on the ground floor?)

The huge on the tiny

Greetings from Roswell

What is that ???

Excellent sign....

Spoiled kiddiewink

You what ????

Thanks George Takei

World Cup Girls

Oh that's clever!

Remember Gru from Despicable Me? - This is his girlfriend!

John's Joke

Thanks John!

Lithuanian Joke

Petya was late for school, the teacher asked why are you late for school? Petya replies I was watching the bull serving the cow. Teacher asks why couldn’t your Father do that ? Petya replies

The bull does it better!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

A cooler feel with overcast conditions likely to prevail throughout much of the day. The best of any bright or sunny spells during the late afternoon and evening. Light Northerly breeze. Maximum temperature 20 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.39 am Pollen and Spore Level: 6 (High) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was quite a busy day with 3 call outs, but home mid afternoon so that after ferretting around, found enough stuff for yet another blog...

They scare the hell out of me but here's a novel way to use a chainsaw!

At the electrical substation, a nice little surprise!

Baby sleeps in the car until........

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Good idea - which I have copied

My How things have changed over 30 years!

Translation

"According to a serious survey 99.9% of men looking at this picture won't

notice the mouse on the doughnut !"

What Mouse? 

Thanks Bill!

Coolest backpack!

I can do this - in fact I often do!

Origine of the word "Duckface" ?

Nothing to say here

Stephen's humour moment

I don't think that it's Hebrew!

Whoops - it is, I looked at it uside down!

Go! Granny!

Must be an Old Git!

Joke Central

Derek's Joke

Bill's Joke 1

Bill's Joke 2

Thanks chaps!

Klaus sent this from Germany, 

and Bill got it from France - both same day!

The power of the Internet!

Thanks guys!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Overcast conditions for much of the morning with a risk of showery outbreaks of rain, especially during the rush-hour. Brighter weather with some sunshine possible during the afternoon and evening. Light Northerly breeze and slightly warmer despite the lack of sunshine. Maximum temperature 19 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.39 am Pollen and Spore Level: 5 (Moderate) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Hooray! Today we passed 78,000 hits on the blog!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a somehwat grey and mizzly day today, which was OK for grocery shopping. Now I must apply myself to dig up more pictorial madness just for you!

This is a variant on an existing idea...Hoverboard

How about stealing the Eiffel Tower?

Can you skip? I can't but these Hungarian girls really can!

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They're on the move!

Playing Handel's Water Music perhaps?

Apolite way of telling you to Bu***r off!

It would be a shame...

Morning all! Not a bad one..

I thought it meant something else!

The perfect Valentine's gift!

Oh I don't know.....

Yup - it's real OK

Watching the World Cup in Russia

Thanks Natasha

Another great day for Parking Enforcement in London!

Thanks Derek!

 Geoff's Joke

Thanks chap!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Fine, dry and feeling a shade warmer with most places seeing more in the way of sunshine than recent days. A light to moderate North-Easterly breeze persisting. Maximum temperature 17 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.39 am Pollen and Spore Level: 6 (High) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a bit of a grey day here today, good time to get some jobs done outside. Now my arms are dropping off so I will relax and look for funny stuff just for you!

Our good friends just across the water - the Dutch are just as daft as us when it comes to animals

As it's Father's Day - here are some Dads

More silliness - the random pillow fight challenge

Our Boys in Brazil warm up for the next match...........or maybe not!

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 You remember that saying about getting rid of all the idiots???

My next new delivery which together with the giant camper - I will park outside my neighbour's

Ooh! Look she's going to.........splash!

Armed robbery selfie!

Sure it's contrived, but clever eh?

Another of those right place right time shots!

Now I admire the Cousin's slogans but this one.......er.....

Whoops! I just saw the web address !!!

This sort of thing happens to me often!

My sons still laugh about the tomato ketchup incident in Santa Barbara!!!

Love this!

Thanks Janet!

Bit like that round here!

Sorry no jokes today.......so :-

Meet Mariusz Goli - a street guitarist from Poland

Thanks Pete H !






Harwich Weather for Monday

It will be a fine and dry start to the new week with good spells of sunshine. Still rather cool at times in light North-Easterly winds. Maximum temperature 17 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.39 am Pollen and Spore Level: 6 (High) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.