Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Not a bad day, I have been fighting an old laptop most of the day, at the moment it's laptop one, Old Git nil! Now I must do my best to find some good bits for your Funnies!

Thanks Klaus x3 !

Perspective

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Off to the motorcycle - recycling?

The Iron bedstead - boom box cycle

There's a place for you somewhere Sunshine - hang in there!

Arrrrrr!

They left me in here soooooooo !

Yet another alternative mode of transport

This another of my new deliveries, which I shall park in the street opposite my neighbour

Original form of seduction!

Yes you experienced it

Another great truth

Anger management for you matey!

Chocolate usually works!

Sorry no jokes tonight so here's another clip..

Thanks Klaus - again!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Staying fine and warm with further sunny spells across the district. Variable cloud could give an isolated light shower but most areas will stay dry throughout the day. Maximum temperature 21 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.39 am Pollen and Spore Level: 6 (High) | UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, How is it going for you? The weekend looms large, and our weather man is optimistic, maybe we shall disappear in a cloud of barbecue smoke!

More Funnies follow....

Witness a supernova, which is an exploding star - beautiful!

An amazing guitarist notice what is special about him!

Baby v/s Beyonce - baby wins!

Always happens to me when I try to show off!

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9 out of 10 for initiative!

Yet another of those "Perfect moment" photos

This Kiwi is taking the P*ss

I can't believe what we are seeing here!

Good try!

If I win the Lotto.......

Must go back!!!

Seems legit

I laughed and laughed - it's a dummy!

My thoughts on Meetings exactly!

Bill's Joke 1

Bill's Joke 2

Thanks Bill!

Derek's funny email

More Wisdom from you know who!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Early mist patches clearing to leave a generally dry and sunny day. As cloud amounts increase during the afternoon, the small chance of a isolated shower. Light North-Easterly winds. Maximum temperature 20 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.39 am Pollen and Spore Level: 6 (High) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essesxweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends,  Having been helping with computers most of the day, it was nice to spend the early evening digging up more material for the blog - enjoy!

His name is Gudbjorn Grimsson, he is The World Record holder for Car Aquaplaning!

Scribble turned into Art!

Pure Schmalz - Kiddie Taikwando

Beware of the Duck Army!

Jenn This is especially for you!

Whatever you want!

How did he get there!

(Or is it on the ground floor?)

The huge on the tiny

Greetings from Roswell

What is that ???

Excellent sign....

Spoiled kiddiewink

You what ????

Thanks George Takei

World Cup Girls

Oh that's clever!

Remember Gru from Despicable Me? - This is his girlfriend!

John's Joke

Thanks John!

Lithuanian Joke

Petya was late for school, the teacher asked why are you late for school? Petya replies I was watching the bull serving the cow. Teacher asks why couldn’t your Father do that ? Petya replies

The bull does it better!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

A cooler feel with overcast conditions likely to prevail throughout much of the day. The best of any bright or sunny spells during the late afternoon and evening. Light Northerly breeze. Maximum temperature 20 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.39 am Pollen and Spore Level: 6 (High) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was quite a busy day with 3 call outs, but home mid afternoon so that after ferretting around, found enough stuff for yet another blog...

They scare the hell out of me but here's a novel way to use a chainsaw!

At the electrical substation, a nice little surprise!

Baby sleeps in the car until........

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Good idea - which I have copied

My How things have changed over 30 years!

Translation

"According to a serious survey 99.9% of men looking at this picture won't

notice the mouse on the doughnut !"

What Mouse? 

Thanks Bill!

Coolest backpack!

I can do this - in fact I often do!

Origine of the word "Duckface" ?

Nothing to say here

Stephen's humour moment

I don't think that it's Hebrew!

Whoops - it is, I looked at it uside down!

Go! Granny!

Must be an Old Git!

Joke Central

Derek's Joke

Bill's Joke 1

Bill's Joke 2

Thanks chaps!

Klaus sent this from Germany, 

and Bill got it from France - both same day!

The power of the Internet!

Thanks guys!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Overcast conditions for much of the morning with a risk of showery outbreaks of rain, especially during the rush-hour. Brighter weather with some sunshine possible during the afternoon and evening. Light Northerly breeze and slightly warmer despite the lack of sunshine. Maximum temperature 19 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.39 am Pollen and Spore Level: 5 (Moderate) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Hooray! Today we passed 78,000 hits on the blog!

Cheers!

Richard.