Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was the warmest day here today around 25c - that's hot for us! Now we sit in the cool to compose another literary gem - just for you!

Cool optical illusion

Sometimes I think I've seen it all....no! Now a Wolf cub with Hiccups!

Guy sings 28 impressions

How about a Freestyle Ski Selfie?

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Hide it!

SUV freak's Wedding Cake

Whatever's going on - it's not going to end well!

In NZ they call them jet boats - maybe air boat would be nearer!

Another Cousin's slogan!

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do!

Maybe his wife's having it away with the postman?

Another sellotape selfie

I know that feeling

Who? What? Where?

In Russia something is going on - not sure what but it looks like fun!

Jokes

Derek's Joke

Bill's Joke

Thanks chaps!

Thanks Klaus!

How about - a ferret in a test tube?

Harwich Weather for Friday

Another dry and very warm day to end the working week. Lengthy spells of sunshine throughout the morning and early afternoon before turning increasingly hazy late in the day as high cloud arrives from the West. Maximum temperature 25 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Lightning Risk: Low | Sunrise: 4.46 am Pollen and Spore Level: 7 (Very High) | UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollution Level: 2 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, My great love of pushing the Supermarket trolley was fulfilled today...

I am now sufficiently recovered to have a go at entertaining you with more pictorial fun!

Just a guy making scissors

Meet the Pallas cat - he's a bit spooky!

Two babushkas fighting....or is it?

This is an Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher !!!

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Our guard dog when the doorbell rings!

The idiots - again

Ceramics - the ultimate in good taste!

Stupid, predictable - but somewhat brave...

I'm the one on the right....

It's a "Ta Da" moment, but that's going to hurt!

Another First World problem....

Where do they live anyway???

Well known Celeb - the early years...

Let's do painting!

No hope here then......

Sorry no jokes today so here are a couple

 of clips from Germany...

Makeup!

Beach Police

       

Thanks Klaus - as always!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Staying dry throughout the day with gentle winds and little in the way of cloud. Feeling very warm with temperatures reaching their highest so far this year in many areas. Very high grass and weed pollen levels. Maximum temperature 26 degrees Celsius.

Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We were busy people today, the Domestic Goddess was painting the back wall, while I was out helping folks with their badly behaved computers. Back home now to throw together another masterpiece - just for you!

Meet Gary the goat - he's a record breaker!

This pilot is a Hero! Pity about the commentator though!

The Colonoscopy Song

Thanks Geoff!

Ever see a walking car? - Must be Russia!

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Whack it in son!

He thought he looked really cool - until the sun went down!

Only in Russia!

The plate says it all!

Know the feeling!

Er...they're what ????

Chinook to the rescue!

This Hubble picture is amazing!

These aren't stars they are Galaxies, the furthest 

taking us back almost to the time of the Big Bang!

That just about covers everything...

Cousin's slogans - again!

Joke Central

Bill's Joke 1

Bill's Joke 2

Geoff's Joke

John's Joke

Thanks Chaps!

Oh Naughty Henry!

                         Harwich Weather for Tuesday

It will be a mostly fine and dry day with light winds and warm sunny spells for all areas. Some cloud will build during the afternoon, thinning again by evening. Maximum temperature 19 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.44 am Pollen and Spore Level: 6 (High) | UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essesxweather.com !

Thanks to you we just passed 80,000 hits on our site!

Cheers!

Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We had thunderstorms this afternoon and 20mm rain, so it was an indoors sort of day today. Now for more of the sort of stuff that I hope you will enjoy!...

Check yourself out boys!

For you Petrolheads this is a Toyota hybrid racer...

Meet Ketchup Bot - more development needed I think!

This is impressive and it's a Land Rover!

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Gull wing doors

A bit like the tree...

Yoga

I’m off to Specsavers for my appointment. By the way

you haven't shaved very well and your tie is crooked!

The cousins and their slogans!

Arrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhh!

Another instance of failure to remove all the idiots....

Deep Philosophy

No comment!

The "I don't know how this got in here" selfie

Another "I don't know how this got in here" selfie!!!

Joke Central

Bill's Joke 1

Bill's Joke 2

Derek's Joke

More Wisdom from the QI Elves

Ready to set your teeth on edge? - I like the sound actually!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Apart from isolated afternoon showers, most places will see prolonged spells of strong summer sunshine and it will feel pleasantly warm in light Northerly winds. Maximum temperature 18 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 30 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-2 mm | Sunrise: 4.43 am Pollen and Spore Level: 5 (Moderate) | UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was showery here today which curtailed outside work. So I was able to scout round for a bit more stuff for your weekend entertainment...

Peel the spuds? Easy peasy

Wait for it...wait for it.....!

Daytime fireworks...I found this vaguely worrying due to where it was filmed!

The Minions give us their take on the World Cup!

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One man Burger Bar

Can we have our ball back?

Yes guys these are Russian police persons!

Only the Cousins could invent this!

Overweight? Soon will be!

What's the collective pronoun for Minions?

Disabled biker.....what a good idea!

It's the same for all servers!

Only in Oxfordshire!!!

Oh! And is that a twig up his bottom?

Jokes

John's Joke

Derek's Joke
Thanks chaps!





This is a hoot! You'll never guess where this is!

Thanks Melanie!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Early mist and fog clearing with prolonged spells of sunshine expected throughout the morning and early afternoon. A scattering of showers, locally thundery will develop in places by evening. Gentle South-Westerly winds. Maximum temperature 19 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 60 % | Rainfall Amount: 1-6 mm | Sunrise: 4.42 am Pollen and Spore Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

Thanks to Essexweather.com !

 

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.