Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, A mixture of sunshine and showers today, but warm. Quite busy with computers, but time enough to try to amuse you all with a bit more cynicsm and wit!...

How about having your hair parted by an F16?

Lumberjack rescues bear - extraordinary!

More siliness with water and a speaker

Gym breakdancer!

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How to disguise your zone of shame!

One of those moment in time pictures!

When the Monsoon arrives one has to improvise!

I should think not!

Tee Hee!

I am trying to get my head round this...

Wild bus drinks at the steam

Chance of a lifetime!

Long wait ahead!

Thanks Robert (F)

Who says that seniors don't wear stylish clothes!

Thanks Bill!

Jokes

Derek's Joke

Bill's Joke 1

Bill's Joke 2

Thanks chaps!

The Pizza man cometh!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Some early brightness likely before increasing cloud heralds the arrival of a spell of showery rain from the East. It will also become rather windy for the time of year. Cooler. Maximum temperature 19 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 70 % | Rainfall Amount: 1-3 mm | Lightning Risk: Low | Sunrise: 4.51 am Pollen and Spore Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, They said it would rain, it didn't. Walking along Dovercourt promenade, the air was warm the sea was calm, that's why we love living here!

Now for Funny stuff...

A meaningful conversation!

Take one Ukelele - one genius, and you have a band!

This is both scary and unleasant...a machine that eats trees!

And while we're on the subject of trees...

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Maybe there's a rip in the Matrix!

This is evil...

I thought that I had seen everything!

Impending...

Hmmm! - tempting!

We've all been here!

Like an everythin!

Yet more people of Walmart

Nothing changes even from classical times!

Help?

Derek's Joke

Thanks matey!

From way back - so bad it's good!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

A largely dry and bright start to the day with sunny spells. Scattered showers are likely to develop by the afternoon, these perhaps heavy at times with the odd rumble of thunder. Maximum temperature 22 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 40 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-2 mm | Lightning Risk: Moderate | Sunrise: 4.50 am Pollen and Spore Level: 5 (Moderate) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

PS Thanks to you we just achieved 81,000 hits!

Cheers!

Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a wet day today, which gave me time to do some pictorial creating - just for you!

How about flying a drone through a firework display? Yeah!

Music helps you to speed up on the chores!

This from John M... Type your address slowly and see what happens - one to Bookmark!

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Police trap...

Not much room at the Taxi Parking

No Darling the Garage door is at the other end!!!

How in the hell did I get up here?

That's fixed then...

Sigh of our times!

I will sing you the song of my people

Too any guns in 'Merica

Fishy tale

Only in RSA !!!

Compensation culture

Joke Central

Derek's Joke 1

Geoff's Joke 1

Geoff's Joke 2

Geoff's Joke 3

Derek's Joke 2

Derek's Joke 3

Thanks Chaps!

I found this totally astounding!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

A dry and bright morning with good spells of sunshine. Showers developing early afternoon, perhaps thundery with a risk of hail by evening. Feeling pleasantly warm in the sunshine and temperatures reaching highs of 21 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 40 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm | Lightning Risk: Moderate | Sunrise: 4.48 am Pollen and Spore Level: 6 (High) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for your continued support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Weekend's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was even hotter today 26c, even the wind was warm. We were taken to lunch, which was very enjoyable, by the time our guests had left, there was not much time to dig up any new funny stuff, so it's the reseve set tonight....

Squirrel acrobatics? Yes indeed!

Remember Porky Pig? Here's how his voice is made

To Honour the "Cousins" special day here's a song...

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 Did someone pull the plug out?

ow! Ow ! OW!!!

Meet the new Librarian

Yes - have a plan!

Buzz ? Did you?

Meet the office Xfighter

Too much time on their hands

Firefighters - or Firelighters!

2 balls a biscuit - and you have - the Cookie Monster!

Another First World Problem!

They called it a "Unicorn Party" !!!!!

Bill's Joke

Thanks Bill!

This is a technological Marvel!

                       Harwich Weather for Saturday

                                                                                     

Noticeably cooler than recent days with outbreaks of rain during the morning. Rain clearing to brighter conditions early afternoon with a scattering of light showers. Moderate, occasionally gusty South-Westerly winds. Maximum temperature 20 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 90 % | Rainfall Amount: 2-3 mm | Lightning Risk: Low | Sunrise: 4.47 am Pollen and Spore Level: 6 (Moderate) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

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                            Thanks for calling by!



                                        Cheers!


                                        Richard