Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was sunny intervals and heavy showers today, this coupled with garden table assembly, left me back at the computer to fix your Fun Stuff with not too much time.....thanks to contributing friends who helped save the day!

This is schmalzy, but Mum's reaction is special!

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Ooh! Aah!

Shark attack!

Good bun!

Topless!

Clever sticker!

The Ultimatim!

Now I can guess what you're going to say.....

You haven't learned the poker face have you!

Hey you're doing it wrong........or maybe right! Whatever!

Dare you!

Joke Central

Dick's Joke

Derek's Joke

Arthur's Joke 1

Arthur's Joke 2

Thanks Chaps!

Lithianian Joke

A man with his wife watching a horror movie. Suddenly, the monster appears on the screen. Wife:-Oh, MOM! 
- Yes it is a bit like her!...-said the man.

Thanks Rita!

Thanks Klaus these are amazing pictures!

How to open a bottle with a banana

Thanks Richard C !

Harwich Weather for Friday

A much drier and brighter day for many with lengthy sunny spells. A few thundery showers are still possible during the afternoon and early evening. Feeling cooler again in a moderate North-Westerly breeze. Maximum temperature 19 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 50 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-3 mm | Lightning Risk: Moderate | Sunrise: 5.42 am Pollen and Spore Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low) Thanks to Essexgirl.com ! Thanks for calling by! Cheers! Richard.

Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was Garden Centre day today - we came home with a big pot. Next I had to check the boundaries of an Uncle's garden, then it rained. Never say there's nothing to do! Only just time to prepare more Funnies - just for you!

Dessert or work of art? You decide!

Professional rock climbers - scary!

Optel & Knyp - guitar with a spoon!

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Texting mitt

Don't think much of yours sunshine!

Penguin applies for job!

After the many tributes to Robin Williams - here's mine..

Marijuana Fire

He's really pleased he chose the Busines Class Upgrade!

Awww! Shame, he slipped and fell...

Broken tree illusion

It only took a few moments and a little ingenuity!

Tee Hee!

Sorry no Jokes today so here are a couple of bonus clips

Thanks Klaus!

An irreverent look at the Guards

Thanks Bill!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

A mixture of sunny spells and scattered showers throughout the day. These are likely to be heavy during the afternoon and may include hail and thunder. Light to moderate South-Westerly breeze. Maximum temperature 21 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 70 % | Rainfall Amount: 2-5 mm | Lightning Risk: Moderate | Sunrise: 5.41 am Pollen and Spore Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low) Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was bright and breezy in Harwich today, shopping this PM was - can't think of a word. Home in time to publish  yet another cavalcade of pictorial fun - just for you!

An ad that is so silly it's fun!

Meet the Pipe Guy!

Strong man - can you hear what he says? - I can't!

Whatever you do - don't upset her!

Here I am - right in the middle........

The trap is - no way you can eat it before it melts!

Beautiful bott.......Oh no! They're peaches!

Fire Persons when's the calendar coming out?

 Relation of yours?

Yes Everything!

Yes son your education begins right here!

Make your own luck!

 If you have to guess it's always Oscar Wilde

True!

Nothing to say except - Cute!

Baluga plus someone else!

Sorry no Jokes tonight

(You had more pictures instead)

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Many parts of the district will have a dry and breezy day with sunny spells at times. A few showers are possible, but these will be more isolated and lighter than previous days. Maximum temperature 21 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 40 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm | Lightning Risk: Low | Sunrise: 5.39 am Pollen and Spore Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low) Thanks to Essexweather.com !

 

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Back to being busy today with a brace of callouts, and dodging the showers. Brightened up later which lifted our mood and inspired me to fossick around for more funny stuff...

The Duke said "Get on your horse and drink your milk!

He's a One Man Band Oh Yes! - Long but the first bit's good

Beautiful Hyperlapse of China

Not easily repeatable!

Unashamed Plug........My Blog on our Family's Boating History is complete 

and is now here

Yacht Essex Girl

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If you got rid of all the idiots........etc etc !

Oh Yeah!

Thanks Pete!

Can't think of a smartass comment - at least they're not goose stepping!

I don't think the girls really like that!

Well it was you that wanted equality  :-)

Jolly Smiley - killing machine!

Stiff upper lip chaps!

Headline Newsflash at Oconomowoc

It ain't Kosher but looks Legit to me!

Irish Humour!

Joke Central

Bill's Joke

John's Joke

Derek's Joke

Arthur's Joke

Thanks Chaps!

Now you don't need to understand German 

to enjoy this, the tones speak for themselves!

Thanks Klaus

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

A bright and breezy day with sunny spells and only a scattering of showers. Any showers will be lighter than recent days with little risk of thunder. It will once again feel cool in the breeze. Maximum temperature 20 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 15 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Lightning Risk: Low | Sunrise: 5.38 am Pollen and Spore Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanka to Essexweather.com !

Hurrah! Thanks to you all we just passed

86,000 hits!

Cheers!

Richard.