Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, How is your week going? Well I hope! We are busy, computer stuff, and preparing to pick up family from Heathrow tomorrow. Meanwhile, here are my attempts to make you snigger - just a little...

I saw "Eine Kleine Nachtmusik, and thought...........Hmmm!........never mind!

For the Petrolheads - The Tesla is an electric car - a special car!


How did they do that?

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Oh! Thailand!!!

In your dreams Dad!

Climb and see what happens!

No Idea!

Thanks Arthur!

Man size sausage ????

Not quite sure what's going on here....

The Police lady seems to be enjoying herself though

Perish the thought

Love the Drain Man's number plate!

He had to do a selfie of his present from his Nan....

Scorpion chair? - Nah!

Never!

Ha Ha - True!

Jokes

Thanks Chaps!

This is German - but it doesn't matter......."Alcohol Patches"

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

A dry and bright day once any early mist and fog clears. Plenty of sunny spells are expected, however increasing cloud during the afternoon will turn the sunshine hazy by evening. Freshening South-Easterly breeze. Maximum temperature 15 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 25 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 7.21 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks to you great folks we just passed 94,000 hits!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was definitely Monsoon weather today, in 24 hours we had 23.4mm rain....1 inch in old money! So didn't get far today. Did battle with a laptop, I thinkl I will beat it, but that will be tomorrow as I am busy at the moment creating another pictorial artwork - just for you!

As you may know I love Christmas Lights

This guy has adapted them for Halloween, The mayor 

of the town has forced him to stop - pity!

Halloween Lights

How about something mad! I dream of building something like this, but for people not dogs!

I was unaware that Star Trek was made in Germany!!!

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Red roses on your dress - down - there?

That's us!

Ingenious....but a tad idiotic ???

Young lady - it seems that you have forgotten your........

never mind....

He looked in his mirror - then Arrrrrrrrrggggggh!!!!

What!

Oh! Come back Boris - all is forgiven!

EeeeHaaaa! Ride that Dinosaur!

Not too sure what's going on here.....

Remember that Isaac Newton? Well he was definitely wrong!

Lunchee poos!

I don't like tattooos - Oh! That one isn't bad......

Jokes

Thanks Chaps!

Bill Gates jumps over a chair.........

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Cloud and patchy outbreaks of rain will gradually clear North-Eastwards throughout the day with some bright or sunny spells possible during the afternoon and evening. Another cold feeling day in moderate Westerly winds. Maximum temperature 16 deg. C (61 deg. F) Precipitation Probability: 70 % | Precipitation Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 7.20 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com!

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends,  A peaceful day in Harwich today, I was lazy after some work in the garden. Now I am turning the Interweb inside out to find a few bits and pieces for your amusemant...

Venice Beach LA ? No Tel Aviv!

Ron ain't goin naked no more!

Thanks Peter B !

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There have been times when I have resorted to this...

Yup! The Cousins cain't spell!

Motherly Love Southern style!

It's all Comparative!

Everyone in my family wants one of these..

Ha Ha Ha!

Only another hour dearie!

Rural remedy for officialdom!

I can see it! I can see it!

(Sorry Gloria!)

The Ultimate Bad Taste!

That's Facebook!

Poor Nana!

Subhuman perhaps!

Believe it! These are the new Norwegian Banknotes!

Jokes

Thanks Chaps!

This Bus is a bit special!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Monday Largely cloudy skies throughout the day with only limited brightness. Rain will continue, occasionally heavy with thundery downpours possible and an on-going risk of surface water flooding. North-Easterly winds slowly easing, though still rather gusty along the Essex Coastline at first. Maximum temperature 16 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 99 % | Precipitation Amount: 13-17 mm | Sunrise: 7.18 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Dear Family and Friends, Another weekend is here, but I am continuing to fix a friend's laptop. Soon we shall have visitors for drinks and conversation, meanwhile I must find more stuff just for you!

Dear Family and Friends, Another weekend is here, but I am continuing to fix a friend's laptop. Soon we shall have visitors for drinks and conversation, meanwhile I must find more stuff just for you!

Meet Tesla an electric car on steroids!

His name is Benedikt Mendzigal - playing "Game of Thrones" in Western Style

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Chemistry can be cool

I like this Emperor!

Never miss a thing!

The Joys of Parenthood!

Not quite sure what's happening.......an idea is forming.......

Er...nice....hoody!

My new Internet connection (I wish!!!)

I get 20Mb/s

The......and the...... - I don't wish to be heightist

Grammar

Philosophical thought of the day

My way of deterring those pesky trick or treaters!

He thought it was smashed, then he looked again

frozen cobweb!

En route to the stars
(NASA's ideas starting next year)

Gloria's Joke

Thanks Gloria!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Following a chilly start, mist and fog will clear to leave a generally dry and bright day with spells of sunshine. Increasing cloud amounts and heavy rain arriving during the evening, persisting overnight into Monday. Maximum temperature 15 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 35 % | Precipitation Amount: 0-2 mm | Sunrise: 7.16 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.