Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Busy people today, house cleaning and a quick laptop repair as an encore. Now here I sit contemplating what I can do to make you smile!

Jungle fun!

Thanks Susi



Transformer or Busker?

Our friend Colin is a Bassist, this he recommends

Thanks Colin!

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Boys is that a Maserati parked outside the Subway?

The Author of Asterix has come out of retirement in support of Charlie!

A poor attempt at replicating a booty!

Those clever folks of the Wirtschaft Wunderland !

Know the feeling!

Thank Elna!  (SA)

Clever publicity from the home of Dracula

Now call me old fashioned but this definitely does not turn me on!

Nice recycling of old beer cans

Very '50s

Very American, Too many guns and taking potshots at Rudolph!

I do believe that something has gone awry here!

This Pizza won't be eaten!...........but then there is breakfast!

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

Lithuanian Joke

-How do a blonde's brain cells feel ?
-Lonely !

Thanks Rita!

Striptease - with a Digger?

Harwich Weather for Monday

Largely cloudy with outbreaks of occasional rain or drizzle. Rain is likely to become heavier and more persistent during the evening. Freshening South-Westerly winds and maximum temperatures of 12 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 90 % | Precipitation Amount: 1-2 mm | Sunrise: 8.00 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, The Weekend is here! I hope that yours will be a great one! I have been ferretting around again for a few more grains of wheat amongst the chaff - Enjoy!

Only a pet food ad but well made!

How a dog drinks

This is stupid but for some reason I keep giggling!

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Well it is an idea!

Depends how you look at it!

Women - this is how it is done...

What no chocolate teapot!

More Engrish!

One for you Tech heads! - nice tie!

Love this! - Perpetual Motion!

Must be a Poet's Bar

Boys......you know this!

I want one of these.......please!

The look on his face is priceless!

This may help you to spell Twitter........now where was I ?

Thanks Bill !

Despite my best efforts and loads of DDT - they keep coming back!

Jokes
Thanks Chaps!




More Wisdom

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Another mild day is expected with the best of any bright or sunny intervals after midday. Cloud may be thick enough at times during the morning to produce some heavy showers in places. Winds will gradually ease and become Westerly in direction. Maximum temperature 14 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 90 % | Precipitation Amount: 1-3 mm | Sunrise: 8.01 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks to you all we passed 107,000 hits earlier today!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, More monsoons this morning, luckily it dried up this afternoon allowing us the thrill of Post Office, Deli and Supermarket! Now in front of a blank screen, a bit like an artist with a blank canvas - let's see what we can do......

Haunting tune from the South Seas

Old Ray wows 'em on TV Show
bit long - bit rude...

Thanks Arthur!







Nothing to say really!

Thanks Geoff!

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Russian Matrioshka Ultrasound

Run Florist Run!

Philosophical thought for the day!

Ultimate smugness

Kim Jong Plump

She did it!

Another Philosophical thought

Thanks Robert (F)

Not sure about this - guess the sprinkles represent puke.....

Trying to think of a witty slogan - 

One out all out? - maybe not....

First I thought it was you know who - but maybe it isn't

Like the Bridget Jones Pants!

That and many other wonderful things!

Another First World Problem!

This is when the trouble started!

A couple of Lithuanian Jokes

How to call such a phenomenon, when a blond gets brunette, coloured hair? 
-Artificial intelligence ...

-During my private practice in therapy I once made a mistake. 
-What? 
Healing the man during the two visits, and then it turned out that he was a millionaire. 

Thanks Rita!

Handy Lifehack

Harwich Weather for Friday

Any lingering overnight rain will soon clear with sunshine developing through the morning. Cloud increases early afternoon as another band of rain arrives from the West. Unseasonably mild and windy throughout the day with maximum temperatures of 14 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 75 % | Precipitation Amount: 1-3 mm | Sunrise: 8.02 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.