Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Not a nice day, wet and cold! Succeeded in helping a friend with a wireless problem, so the day wasn't entirely wasted. Now for the important business of the day.....your Funnies!

Golden Girl Betty White gets a birthday surprise!

This digger driver will not give up - it's worth waiting for the end!

This is phenominal - NASA has created a picture of the Andromeda Nebula it has 1.5 Billion pixels !!! - It's worth going full screen!

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Pink traffic jam at the hot tub!

I never sing in the shower.....

Take your wipers off the screen they said - it will stop them sticking they said !!!

Thanks Mags!

Weird selfie - just add water!

Beautiful view - slightly marred by the locals!

Meanwhile in the Walmart cafeteria builder's bum goes widescreen!

100 hours of painstaking work wiped out in seconds by a pesky hawk!

Funny though!

Oh! Lordy!

Back at Walmart someone's got a wedgie!

If I were you dear I'd hit him with the defribulator!

Oh! B*gger!

Love it - so true!

Thanks Pieter!

Ooh look Great Sunnies - eh boys?

Ha Ha! Go Dr Seuss!

Jokes

Thanks Guys!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

A cold start with any mist and fog patches clearing during the morning. Then a mainly dry day with some bright or sunny intervals. Chilly North-Easterly breeze. Maximum temperature 4 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 5 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 7.50 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We were busy day helping our elderly neighbour to opticians and health centre.We expected snow but received rain - just as well! Now for the funny stuff...

Gruesome, but somehow funny....

Thanks Klaus!






Hey Petrolheads They're back on Sunday...

Think you're big? Nah! You are miniscule!

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On her way to Walmart Traci decides to "Bling Up" her tag!

Now this IS cool!

Dogs don't like cameras..

Cheap travel!

Now I could go for that!

Just cannot get away from the little B*ggers!

Thanks Mags!

Philosophical thought for the day!

Thanks Mags - again!

Handy tip of the day!

Twerking - not the most elegant of dances...

I'm not wild about cats but this is original!

Now however you look at this her bum DOES look big in this!

I think that this is called a "Wardrobe Malfunction"!

Jokes

Thanks Chaps!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Largely cloudy throughout the day with any brightness limited to the afternoon. Further outbreaks of light rain or sleet possible at times and it will remain cold. Maximum temperature 4 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 65 % | Precipitation Amount: 1-3 mm | Sunrise: 7.52 am Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Funnies for the New Week

Dear Family and Friends, Mixed sort of day, dry and bright, had to go to the medical centre with a sore toe, Nursey fixed me up, but it continues to hurt, I am on antibiotics too, but I don't believe it is terminal!

Now here I sit my foot elevated, trying to be funny....

From Movies to TV they sanitise.......some bad language here!

They don't normally eat this cr*p!

A Swede, a rocket and some ice.....what could possibly go wrong?

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Maybe this is torture, or............................not so sure!

No - Not me! honest!!!  No dear - honest!!!

The cousins can't spell - see below..

See what I mean!

As the sun slowly sinks in the West..................

They blow actually...............see all the bacteria????

When you show off - more often than not you get bitten!

Voldemort - selfie - stick - tried to make something funny from this - no luck!

Worked for me!

I thought this was somewhat Van Gogh..

Ladies look away - a little light relief for the boys...!

Jokes

Thanks Chaps!

Take one Redneck, a can of beer and a ciggy, add a high pressure compressor and...........

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Another cold start with freezing fog slowly clearing through the day. Dry for most but cloud increasing late afternoon with perhaps a few wintry showers by evening. Maximum temperature 3 deg. C (37 deg. F) Precipitation Probability: 10 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 7.53 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Raw damp and cold in Harwich today, so we stayed indoors, and I did a couple of rounds with a Raspberry Pi. I won in the end trying to make it loop video clips. Now a change in direction, fossicking around for more Funny Stuff - just for you!

This is so nice, these canoists had a close encounter!

There are too many guns in America, this really endorses that view!

Lizzie Roper was on Alan Davies recently had everyone in fits about this.........

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Arrrrrrrrh! - me too Matey!

Thanks Geoff!



Philosophical thought for the day

Hey Boys...................Bath Tiiiiiiiiiime!!!

Anyone for (Freezing) Quiddich?

We get quite lot of rain, but never like this......must be Scandawegia somewhere!

What goes up must come..................................down!

Unlucky fluke! How to get out of that!

Could easily be me this!

Seems like this was a century ago! - hey wait a minute!

Revenge!

This looks Yukky but I'll bet it tastes divine!

This could be the story of my life!

Derek's Jokes

Thanks Derek!

Lithuanian Humour

How do you know that a fax has been sent by a blonde?

It has a postage stamp!

Thanks Rita!

As seen on the Graham Norton Show this Horst the Hooter man!

Harwich Weather for Monday

After a frosty start, it will remain dry for most with plenty of sunshine, though this becoming hazier in the afternoon. An isolated wintry shower is likely almost anywhere. Maximum temperature 3 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 10 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 7.54 am Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks to you all, we just passed 108,000 hits!

Cheers!

Richard.