Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a"Stay indoors day" today, having slobbed out during PM watching "The Equaliser" - which is brilliant I have to say - I must now dedicate my time to finding yet more nonsense to make you titter!

They have tried for many years to perfect this, maybe this time they have! Time will tell!

Thanks Derek!


















This is beautiful and a rare sight!

Thanks Susi

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Ha Ha!

Very Apt!

Surely this is fake?

Oh the pain on his face! Ha!

Yes maybe you are!

Could have been £600 down the pan!

I'm about halfway there - but you've gotta have a dream!

Follow me men ! Tally Ho!

Philosphical thought for the day..

Yup you must have juice!

Thanks Robert (F)

Well at least I found the ball!

Thanks Susi & Mags!

I have to tell you the rad is looking a bit iffy!

Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light ....

They call her "Playdough"

Are they worshipping the waterfall? -

I leave it to you!!!

Bill's Jokes

Thanks Bill!

Please don't press this! (especially the Ladies) !!!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Apart from an isolated snow shower, a much brighter day is expected with plenty of blue sky and sunshine. Light to moderate North-Westerly breeze and temperatures reaching afternoon highs of 2 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 15 % | Precipitation Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 7.35 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continued support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Another Indoors day today, snow flurries. So I was able to ferret around for some material for your delectation. Not much found on the video front - so you get more pictures....

I may be wrong, but I think I can see ironic humour here....

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"One should absorb the colour of life, but one should never remember its details. Details are always vulgar."
-- Oscar Wilde wrote in THE PICTURE OF DORIAN GRAY

Thanks Carolina (BR)

Excess Baggage? We won't have to pay Excess Baggage - just leave it to me!

Just Goin Fishin!

I wholeheartedly concur!

Ha Ha!

True! So True!

I'll hand you back now to our Walmart correspondent

Yes they are ALL mobile phones..............now you can cry!

Yup - I just got home from Lidl !!!

I am qualified to say this!

Nil Points to Slytherin!

Perhaps the most totally cool selfie ever!

Er I think a point has been missed here!

Happens all the time especially when it's me setting up the network!

Now boys, you may have thought that I had forgtten you tonight.

Would I disappoint?

Pass the Sellotape!

Liking the tattoo!

Derek's Jokes

Thanks Derek!

Lithuanian Joke

The man calls his wife:-I’m on my way home, maybe I could buy something? 
-“Please buy an apartment and live in it alone!”

Thanks Rita!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Another cold day with sunny intervals and wintry showers, these dwindling by afternoon and falling as snow to lower levels again by early evening. Strong North-Westerly winds, gusting to 40 miles per hour at times. Maximum temperature 5 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 60 % | Precipitation Amount: 0-2 mm | Sunrise: 7.37 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com




Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, No more snow today thankfully! Went to town this morning, market day, met several friends, stood around long enough to get cold.

Now for my evening job, i.e. trying hard to amuse you all with original, new stuff!

Golf and be damned!

Thanks Phill !




The old loan gag - nicely done though!

Thanks Klaus!

Angry looking Parrot - Funky though!

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Philosophical thought of the day

I did promise buuuuuut!

Great riposte!

Yet another Third World Problem !

Guys ever heard of the 30s rule?

At 30 below, in a wind of 30mph for 30 minutes, your flesh will freeze solid !!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen - I give you - Levitation!

Look Boys - isn't that an iPhone 6+ with 16GB in a leather case?

Ha Ha! What a shame the English can't come up with something like this!

Well done Cousins!

Hmm! Interesting table! - Pity about the Baco foil knickers!

Oh! look chaps isn't that a Mermaid?

Second Philosophical thought for the day!

Derek's Jokes

Thanks Derek!

Even More Wisdom from the QI Elves

Harwich Weather for Saturday

A cold, breezy day with a mix of bright or sunny spells and isolated rain or hail showers. Increasing wind-chill, especially late afternoon as North-Westerly winds strengthen. Maximum temperature 5 deg. C (41 deg. F) Precipitation Probability: 30 % | Precipitation Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 7.38 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.