Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today we had to forage for essential food - so we visited Waitrose. This PM I helped a school friend with her computer, overcame some novel problems, but now am back home to create yet another pictorial extravaganza - just for you!

This is not new but it is very cool!

This is a very clever bird!

Thanks Mags!

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Is this eye - watering or what?

There must be a smart comment for this but I can't think!

Love the placard!

It's in their Genes you know!

Tee Hee!

Thanks Gloria!

Just think of the exercise we had!

Thanks Jules!

Nothing to say here!

Thanks Mags!

Yup! No cure!

Thanks Mags - again!

(Mags is my Sister-in-Law BTW!)

Where'd he go?

Boy's Mancave........Ladies please look away...

3x Ping Pong

Ding Dong!

Holy Cow!

(Too much silicon!)

Jokes

Thanks Chaps!

Video Jukebox

Not new but an amazing piece of work - enjoy!

Thanks Bill !

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Still rather cloudy but mostly dry. A few brighter spells are possible at times. Light winds throughout and maximum temperatures of 7 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 10 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 7.22 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com 

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, How has your Weekend been going? Well I hope. It was a quiet day in Harwich today, R & R, only one teeny computer job. Now I am sitting in front of a blank screen, will I be inspired - I hope so!

How about this for Big Boy's Toys???

Thanks John F !





Hey where's the Health and Safety Guy?

Boys - this is the look you get if you get out the pink fluffy handcuffs!

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No! It her knees - silly!

Welcome to Richard's Bathroom...

Novel use for old tyres!

This seems legit!

This Architect had a sense of humour! Look at the entrance foyer!

I didn't know that!

Meanwhile down at Walmart - Witchcraft is afoot!

And here Ladies and Gentlemen is a very rare species - A Female Wooky!

I really hope that this was staged................but then........

Boy's Mancave........Ladies please look away...

There was an old Bra Salesman who wisely said

There are 3 types of boob......Ping Pong, Ding Dong - and Holy Cow!

Most guys will tell you a good sized bum will be a good place to rest your pint!

These fail!

Meanwhile down at the gym - they just have to take a selfie!

Arthur's Jokes

Thanks Arthur!

This is also from Arthur (Aged 97 from Teneriffe!)

He says I admire this athletic young lady, she skips without tripping, 

I have watched her do 642,778 so far....

Harwich Weather for Monday

Another mostly dry day with light North-Westerly winds, variable amounts of cloud and some bright or sunny spells. Feeling less cold than of late. Maximum temperature 7 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 10 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 7.24 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a "Stay indoors" day today, I gave two computers a severe thrashing, and am now about to go out this evening to an art exhibition private view. Therefore I am producing my masterpiece early tonight. Enjoy!

Not new but worth a look wait till the very end!

Thanks Derek!







Mother Nature is Wonderful!

Thanks Keren (IL)

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In Quebec the kids plotted to snowball the staff so the teachers formed a Roman Phalanx!

Progress

That look you get from Teeagers when you insist they show you what they're trying on!

Welcome to Bates' Motel !

Put a wig on your dog - and scare the hell out of the neighbours

Airforce Showoffs!

Thanks Martin (IL)

More guns per capita in Switzerland than anywhere else on Earth

This is an Apple shop!

Check 'em out girls!

Could be me!

This is unbelieveably stupid!!!

Did you know that the nasty old bastard Mugabe has been trying to suppress this picture of him falling A over T !!!

Boy's corner - ladies please look the other way!

True or false? My guess is fake!

Man! Look at that fluffy pillow!

Fake! - Nice eyes though! - and red hair!

Jokes

Thanks Chaps!

Radioshack went bankrupt yesterday, sorry to see them go, spent many an hour browsing!
This old ad is very ironic - watch for some familiar faces!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

It will stay mostly dry with occasional sunny spells likely. Despite the winter sunshine and light winds, it will still feel chilly. Maximum temperature 7 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 10 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 7.25 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continued support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Arctic Draughts in Harwich today, dog walking was a challenge, had 2 callouts to fortunately warm houses, now home trying to find new stuff - just for you all!

How they deal with snow in Canada

Thanks Ray!









This little girl is learning the Alphabet - in a very novel way!

Sh*t Happens!

Thanks Mags!

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Philosophical thought for the day

Oooooowwwwww!

Just imagine this arrogant man caused an urban myth that was believed by millions!

Wow what a fantastic piece of gear - to even more efficiently kill people!

Accident - I think not!

The little b*ggars are even in France now!

Thanks Robert (F)

Not sure what gives here - but the pug looks suspicious!

Proof if it was needed that women have now reached full emancipation!

The Boy's Tissues Corner

Got a light anyone?

The very best way to be suffocated!!!

J-Lo showing slight dimness when she totally misses the point

Jokes
Thanks Chaps!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

A largely dry day with cloudy skies, although there will be some sunny spells at times, these mostly during the afternoon. Feeling cold still in a moderate Northerly breeze. Maximum temperature 8 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 15 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 7.27 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.