Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We has a somewhat lazy day today, apart from a walk we stayed in, I did some family history, the boss changed the beds......what a life we do lead!!! Now I am digging around the Interweb in the hope of finding some original material, to cheer you up!

An elephant having fun!

Thanks Neil!

It's a Boy's Thing!

I suspect Miss that you don't realise the implications.........

Romance is not dead - Valentine!

What on earth is she doing with that tree?

Am I sensing just a little bit of obsessive behaviour here ?

Look what the Minions dragged in!

Stig 1 - Beckham 0

See - they do irony!

Thrown out of the Library!

50 Shades - topical eh"

Thanks Mags!

If you remember this - you're old!

The Mancave Ladies please look away!

Handy beer can holder

Another

Oh My Dear Lordy!

Come on! Bose didn't make it for that!

Jokes

Thanks Chaps!

Lithuanian Jokes

Blond Teacher observed a lonely child, while the other children played soccer . She felt sorry for the child and she went with him to a talk. “Are you all right?”
Child:-OK, Teacher:- “Do not want to go play with the other children?”
Child:-It will be better if I stay here.
Teacher:-Why?
Child:-Because I am a f*ckin goalkeeper!

Biology lesson. Teacher: "Do you know why the girls, from the beginning, grows faster than boys?
Petya from behind: – because the boys Balls toward the Earth pulls!
Teacher Confused said And why, later on, the men grow up taller than the woman?
Petya: – You can see later  women tits grow up, and they are much heavier than the balls!

Thanks Rita! (LT)

Harwich Weather for Monday

A bright start with some sunshine once cloud breaks and fog lifts. The sunshine will become hazy during the afternoon with rain expected by evening. Maximum temperature 8 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 25 % | Precipitation Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 7.11 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Not a bad day today, Computers played a part, but I had some time for funny stuff, I'm publishing early and we are having friends round for drinks and nibbles later....

Synchronised swimming with a difference

We've all had that awkward handshake moment........

Gallery

Subway Valentine!

Thanks Mags!

Satisfied woozy smile!

Bank of Mum and Dad!

Hating printers - as much as me?

Meanwhile at Walmart - again!

I have nightmares like this!

I suppose this is in the US, I don't think we're that hygenic!

Yet another First World  problem!

Unfair!

I love this - why not?

Always love a good pun!

Student's ingenuity!

Jokes

Thanks Chaps!

The weather computer pukes! - The Weatherman takes it in his stride!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

A mostly dry day with any early fog patches lifting, cloud breaking and sunny spells developing during the afternoon. Easterly breeze persisting making it feel chilly despite the sunshine. Maximum temperature 7 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 10 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 7.12 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Trip to Frinton this morning, health shop mainly, PM visit from our NL friend to collect her computer, and chat. Now I must come down to earth and concentrate on the serious business of finding more funny stuff - just for you! have a great Weekend!

This guy is special at special effects!

The guy strikes a couple of chords, the crowd takes it up and it runs along by itself! - Cool!

Phallic palm

We call it Parcel tape, but it's still art!

Yes Amazing!

Necessity is the Mother of..........

Is that naive or clever?

Newton was wrong!

Yes I think he likes it!

Philosophical thought for today

Nothing to say really

Thanks Robert (F)

Photobomb 782

Yes the colour is sh*tty!

Boys I wasn't going to put one in tonight, but then I found this one

-no excuses!-

Fake or real???

Gloria's Joke
Thanks Gloria!






Harwich Weather for Saturday

Following a cloudy start with a scattering of showers, it should turn brighter with spells of sunshine breaking through. Feeling chilly as winds turn North-Easterly during the afternoon. Maximum temperature 8 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 80 % | Precipitation Amount: 1-2 mm | Sunrise: 7.14 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today is plain Thursday, today - no movie clips, no jokes, just unexpurgated pictures. Oh! And no silicon tonight either!

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Embroider that!

Maybe it's covering a scratch!

Philosophical thought of the day

Literally speaking.....

Meanwhile at Walmart, the rear of the year is Roarrrrrrr!

Unfortunate design!

Ronaaaaaaaaaaald!

So very true!

Unkind, but possibly true!

Torro - Ha Ha!

Yes - where is Tibbles?

This took me a minute!

Just as I thought that I was having a quiet time the little b*ggers sneaked in!

Late arrivals! - This Just in!

The Japanese make a choir from smartphones - Bizarre!

And This!


Hero Brian Cox being berated by Deepak Chopra

Better late than never! - Hope you didn't miss them!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Outbreaks of rain will push Eastwards late morning, turning heavy and locally persistent for a time before clearing by dusk. Fresh to strong Southerly winds. Maximum temperature 9 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 95 % | Precipitation Amount: 2-4 mm | Sunrise: 7.16 am Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.