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Tuesday, 24 March 2015

Tuesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was a quiet day in Olde Harwich today, visit from number 2 son with dog, who is having a sleepover (the dog that is). One minor call out, the remainder of the day tidying my computer. Now more of the witty, jolly stuff that makes up this blog. Also thanks to you we just passed 118,000 hits on the site!










The guys in Quebec have another prank!


Thanks Klaus!








How to park..


Thanks Klaus - again!









This Busker is a cut above the average!










Gallery







How do you Moustache?





One sees all sorts, peoplewatching at airports!





English too!





Harbour Whoops.................."Make it fast to that pickup it'll never move"!





Sign of the times





True! So true!





Oh! and don't forget to share!





Oh! Sweet!





Blissfully unaware!





The story of my life!







Mancave
Ladies please look the other way!




Ping Pong





Ding Dong!





Holy Cow!








Thanks Chaps!







A little tale about a special lady!


Thanks Bill!






Harwich Weather for Wednesday







After a frosty start, a mostly dry and fine day follows. Most places will have sunny skies, light winds and only the small risk of an afternoon shower. Maximum temperature 9 degrees Celsius.
Precipitation Probability: 40 % | Precipitation Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 5.50 am
 Thanks Essexweather.com






Thanks for your continuing support!



Cheers!


Richard.



Monday, 23 March 2015

Monday's Funnies




Dear Family and Friends, Another nice day in NE Essex today, visited friends at the Computer shop where I worked some time back, then supermarket duty at Tesco. Now  am sitting just behind your screen, dreaming up some witty banter - just for you!






This is hilarious! Have your sound turned on...


Thanks Derek!




I fear that this is fake......but......







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White used to be for purity - Ha!






Tell the Cousins - that's not how acronyms work!





That Vlad - he gets everywhere! - even Ikea




Dreadful puns but very topical!





Oh! - Free candy too!





All dressed up to go to Walmart!





The World's first Grizzly Selfie!





I can only say............WTF!!!





In Victorian times they had a sort of winch thingy fixed to the bed for corsets





Advert for a piece of poo.........but love the little comment at the bottom!





We love our friends across the water! But........no helmets?

Thanks Robert (NL) - now (F) !




Tee Hee!

Thanks Susi!




I can only guess that the knitting machine went berserk!







Thanks Derek!








Those shadow people again - clever..







Harwich Weather for Tuesday







Following a dry, bright start with spells of sunshine, a scattering of heavy showers are likely to develop during the early afternoon. The risk of hail and thunder in places. Light North-Westerly winds. Maximum temperature 9 degrees Celsius.
Precipitation Probability: 80 % | Precipitation Amount: 1-4 mm | Sunrise: 5.53 am
 Thanks Essexweather.com




Thanks for calling by!



Cheers!


Richard.

Sunday, 22 March 2015

Sunday's Funnies




Dear Family and Friends, It was another grey day in Harwich, together with a raw East wind. I returned a repaired laptop to one of my little old ladies, and lazed during PM, now I start my fervent search for even more titterworthy material - just for you!






Down Mexico way - the cow shows some great moves!









Another one of those domino thingies



Thanks Martin!





Gallery





Sorry no Jokes tonight - so you get more pictures


Yes it's a gigantic one....





A contradiction?





Oh Dear!





Stupid dreams...





Arrrrrrr!

Thanks Geoff!




Torturer!

Thanks Gloria!




Sugar is now Taboo!





Yes they walk amongst us!





You need balls to do a photobomb like this!





Toy story rolls on...





Nah! They can be recycled in many interesting ways!





Health and Safety - eat your heart out!





The very most stupid utensil ever invented by mankind!





Bad kisses







Mancave
Ladies please look away now!




Hell! I do like sailing!





Pin Pong!





Give us a tune! - ideally a bouncy number!





Oriental Girls................I rest my case!











This is a bit long, but worth seeing, tugs in Harwich harbour handling a container ship.
If you look in the background you can see where we live




Thanks Peter!




Harwich Weather for Monday







Dry and bright, but chilly to start the day. Cloud amounts will generally increase as the day goes on, perhaps bringing the odd spot of rain from the North-West late afternoon. Maximum temperature 10 degrees Celsius.
Precipitation Probability: 5 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 5.55 am
 Thanks Essexweather.com !




Thanks for your continuing support!



Cheers!


Richard.







Saturday, 21 March 2015

Saturday's Funnies




Dear Family and Friends,  Quite a bit to do today, computer rescue this morning, then PM son and daughter in law took us shopping for Domestic Goddess' birthday present. Fish and chips for tea. Now I am scouring the Interweb for more material with which to tickle your fancies!






This is a safety clip, but it's also rather cute!
















Gallery







Hey ! Peel me another grape!





Banksyesque, but probably not Banksy





Er...........Dad..........?





Love the Cousin's slogans!





I guess it takes all sorts!





In our family we all knew!

Thanks Susi!




What do we want?

Thanks Susi again!




They are waiting for youhoooo...............!





Yes and they can breed!





Look out! Look out! The Vikings are coming!






Thanks Chaps!













Harwich Weather for Sunday







Another cloudy day is expected with only limited bright or sunny spells. Most areas will be dry, however the odd shower is possible on a moderate North-Easterly breeze. Maximum temperature 7 degrees Celsius.
Precipitation Probability: 30 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 5.57 am
Thanks Essexweather.com ! 





Thanks for calling by!



Cheers!


Richard.