Your Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was quiet in little old Harwich today, which gave me time to amalgamate a quantity of humourous material which I very much hope that you will enjoy!

This is an old movie from Berlin dated around 1900 it has been cleverly enhanced and colour added. Kudos to Paul Phoenix

Thanks Mags!





This kiddie goes to Zumba with her mummy - and knows all the moves!

Thanks Mags - Again!

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Gloomy Forecast!

Excercise

It had to be Walmart!

Humourous Coiffeur

Excuse me please - coming through!

Not quite the done thing!

Birthday condoms

Another first - Fighter Pilot selfie!

If I was that kiddie - I think that I would be terrified!!!

Quickly in - quickly out!

Yet another first - Penny Farthing racing!

Definition

Another First World Problem!

Mancave

Ladies please look away - now!

Another lovely pair...................of sunglasses!

Now is the season lads for cross country cycling

Almost the end! - Don't like the tatt though!

This is already beginning to give me - vertigo!

Bill's Joke

Thanks Bill!

This young lady puts the condescending young buck right in his place!

Thanks Martin, Keren, and Mags!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Some bright or sunny spells, but also occasional showers developing by midday which may be locally heavy and slow moving. Maximum temperature 15 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 35 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-2 mm | Sunrise: 5.15 am Pollen Level: 5 (Moderate) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks as ever for your continued support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a better day, the wind has dropped and only a tiny shower. Busy with computers as ever, now there is time to take a dip into the "Dark Side" for more graphic entertainment...

Another way to beat the Gestapo!

Thanks Klaus!





Steady Chaps!

Thanks again Klaus!

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It's Election day! - Go 007!

Thanks Gloria!

Hmm! I see what you mean!

Corgis terrified of giant Courgette,

Now for sale....!

Therapy

Nothing to contribute!

Newsflash! Dog bales out of stunt plane, lands

in woman's handbag!

Great story!

Totally undecipherable warning sign..

More Wisdom!

Thanks Mags!

I see where he's coming from!

You are drunk! - Go home!

Little Darling!

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

High Speed Internet!

Thanks yet again Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Friday

A dry and bright day for most parts with some sunshine, although it will become rather cloudy for a time during the afternoon and early evening. Despite the cloud it should feel warm. Maximum temperature 16 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 5.17 am Pollen Level: 4 (Moderate | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low) Thanks Essexweather.com

 

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We had April showers today....... but hang on isn't it May? Never mind, time indoors to find more fodder for the blog!

Thanks to you we just passed 125,000 hits! More Funnies follow...

Another spicy prank from Quebec

Thanks Klaus!




Not what you think.........

Thanks Klaus - again!

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Yes madam, and I'll bet that you bought them at Walmart!!!

Informative notice...

Madam is not doing too well in the kitchen!

Walmart again "Hug for a drink"

Sir I believe that you may not have the right idea!!!

True - so true!

This package was delivered to our house today - 

With a General Election tomorrow it may be strangely prophetic!

Seen in Harwich Harbour...............Does my bum look big?

Thanks Peter!

The man must.......

Thanks Robert (F)

Another truth!

Thanks Robert 2 (F)

Ha ha - Time has made him look very silly!

Ha Ha the Firestation is on fire!!!

Mancave

Ladies please avert your gaze!

We have a bit of a floral theme tonight

Definitely real!

Definitely fake!

Er - not sure - but who cares!!!

John's Jokes

Thanks John!

This German machine is amazing, and for me terrible at the same time!

Thanks Klaus ! 3 !

Harwich Weather for Thursday

One or two showers are still possible, although most places should have a dry day with sunny spells. Feeling more pleasant in lighter winds. Maximum temperature 16 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 20 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 5.19 am Pollen Level: 5 (Moderate) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuersday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It is blowing a hooley here today, had a hospital visit with elderly neighbour this morning, long long wait. Now home at last to unearth some fresh funny stuff which I hope will entertain!

Carrot and stick? This is better!

Thanks Klaus!





We are having rough weather - in Germany......worse! This from Helen's Cousin
in Schleswig Holstein

Thanks Timo (D)

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Some good ones here!

I am often accused of stating the bl**ding obvious!

Every Goat in the USA

I think the word is Gross!!!

Yet again love the Cousin's slogans

Next door to Walmart?

I don't really think they're giant spliffs - but then..........

Nothing to say here!

The Preciousssss!

Also seen outside Walmart!

Never - I mean never drive on the beach!

I have my wife's permission to post this....

True - always true!!!

Ha Ha!

Jokes

Thanks Chaps!

I don't think this weather lady in Vancouver likes Spiders!

Bulldogs on swings.......

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Showers are likely for many and South-Westerly winds will strengthen further, locally gale-force for a time during the afternoon. The best of the sunshine late in the day and feeling rather chilly once again. Maximum temperature 15 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 50 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-2 mm | Sunrise: 5.21 am Pollen Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low) Thanks Essexweather.com Thanks for your support! Cheers! Richard.