Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We are back after a great break in Germany and the Netherlands, my apologies to my kind contributors, I have received so much material, both in the way of pictures and jokes, that I will most probably not be able to use them all, but please keep 'em coming!

Limbo Limbo!

Thanks Klaus!





Not sure where this is but................

Thanks again Klaus!

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No chance your Maj !

The brain boys!

Love it! - Hate those things!

Steady on Girls!

Yup - no shortcuts!

You look better with the hat on!

The design team didn't really think this Logo through!

He is actually older than "Uncle Phil" !!!

They say men only think about sex - right Ladies?

Only in Korea - remote controlled kiddy cart!

How true - my hero!

Puerto Rico - Ha Ha!

Mancave

Ladies please avert your gaze!

Hmm you have our sympathy - eh boys?

Not so much a W more a camel toe!

Thanks Derek!

I am absolutely sure that they are false.....................the nails that is!!!!

Rubbish! 

Jokes

Thanks Derek!




Here's an "Expert" - the world's full of them!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Variable amounts of cloud expected throughout the day with some sunny intervals at times and the small chance of an isolated shower. Feeling warm in the light winds and sunshine. Maximum temperature 19 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.56 am Pollen Level: 5 (Moderate) | UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continued support !

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, This is the last blog for 8 days, we are about to decamp to The Netherlands, and Germany. meantime you can always look back at past editions..............there are 922 of them. Will you miss us while we're gone? No of course not you are rational people, here's my effort for today.....

This young elephant has fun with a piece of rope - in the Ocean!

Thanks Sandra!






Yes indeed that's a moron!

Thanks John!

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Especially in Arkansas!

Ideal for the compact apartment..

Colorado last Friday - it isn't snow it's hail !!!

It's Sussex - fools!

Yet another profound truth!

Yes it does!

If he ever gets out of bed!!!

This really could have been me 50 odd years ago  :-)

First known case of.......

Logical!

We've all been there!

Wine - what about the wine !!!!!  ?

Although Google is usually excellent there is a thing called a Googlefart!

Yes Captain - and they can breed!

Another First World problem!

Me too - how do you...........?

Not much to be said here!

More Wisdom from the QI Elves

Only in Russia - wait was that a Machete?

Harwich Weather for Monday

A dry day with sunny periods, but perhaps a little more in the way of cloud arriving for the afternoon and early evening. Feeling warm with a moderate South-Westerly breeze. Maximum temperature 21 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 5.12 am Pollen Level: 6 (High) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low) Thanks Essexweather.com

 

Thanks for your support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I hope that you are all having a great weekend! We are busy preparing for a trip to Holland and Germany, car cleaning etc, as we have guests tonight I must bash on with the Funnies - just for you!

Spotted at 10 Downing St last night!

Clever timelapse of the consrtuction of a large wind turbine

Thanks Martin!

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Go! Dame Julie - demolish that really stupid interviewer!

Seems legit!

Haven't had one of those emails lately!

Ha Ha Ha !

T shirt 1 - Boyfriend 0

So Says Jack!

Thanks Geoff!

I know that feeling!

Too many times!

The epitome of good taste!

Now they've found this thing, it will take you 15 mins to explain what it's for!

The height of - Oh hell I don't know...........Selfishness???

Maybe he's a Lotto winner!

In the civilised world - I don't think I have seen anything more moronic!!!

They are fitting these to cows to save the farts for methane fuel....... the cow looks totally p*ssed off!

You know what will happen but you just can't stop watching!!!

Thanks Susi!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

A bright and rather warm day with some sunny spells for most, although cloud gradually increasing from the West through the afternoon. Maximum temperature 18 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 5.14 am Pollen Level: 6 (High) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low) Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

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