Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Heat continues, with high humidity, around 1300 we had 29c in the shade. kept a low profile. Pleased to say we just passed 133,000 hits on the site - thanks to you good people! Now more Funny Bits...

Here the Good Ol Boys succeed in igniting 8000 rockets at once. (No danger! Watch the ones that go horizontally!!!) Their next effort is 20,000 - follows on Youtube!

Parrot is sexy and he knows it!

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Philosophical thought for the day!

The horse bolted - but the show must go on!

Even in dry textbooks it is possible to lighten the mood!

Grandpa never loses at FreeCell

Yoga? Vodka? - Schmodka!!!

Thanks Gloria! (NL)

Why not?

A matter of priority...

Thanks Mags!

It's Plucked - dammit - PLUCKED!!!!!

Another Worldly Truth!

Thanks Robert! (F)

Invisible shoes...

National Graphic's Infographic of all human life on Earth

Gee Thanks Google!!!

That's both sneaky and nasty! (Bears aren't usually like that!)

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

It's Boiling in Brussels too!!!

Thanks Gloria!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Most areas will have lengthy spells of warm sunshine to end the weekend. However, heavy showers are also likely to develop which may become heavy and thundery during the afternoon and early evening. Feeling much fresher with temperatures around average. Maximum temperature 21 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 35 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-2 mm | Sunrise: 4.47 am Pollen Level: 6 (High) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continued support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends,

 Yet another nice day in Harwich, warm and sunny, just can't believe it has continued for so long! However the weather man is warning of Thunderstorms tonight so who knows! Now here I sit psyching myself up to make for you an entertaining piece of pictorial fun...

It's my belief that the dachsie would in fact be mincemeat, but hey!

Thanks Gloria! (NL)






Ball of death for cars!

Thanks Mags!

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I know it's hot but......

Thanks Robert (F)

Yet another First World problem!

Lucky phone cam picture of the moment the balloon burst!

This is scandalous! They are producing bubblewrap that doesn't pop!!!

Edit - Update phew! They will continue to make the old stuff as well!

Wiley fox - this urban mother is particularly sneaky!

Yes it is - for the boys too!

We love our Danish cousins, they are very much "To the point!"

It's either the Silly Season already, or there's not much news!

Tee hee!

Thanks Colin!

A likely tale!

Newsflash!  Prehistoric mobile discovered!

Remember saucy seaside postcards?

As a Grandad I can see where he's coming from!

Sorree no understandee! Why spend so much on these - why not kick them outside?

Forgive me for being naive - but I was under the impression that Ladies only had one each!!!

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

Meet Charpu - World's Number 1 Drone pilot!

Thanks Martin!







How's this for a leap!

Thanks Susi!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

A few thunderstorms may linger during the morning, otherwise a good deal of sunshine is expected and it will become very warm, locally hot through the afternoon. Moderate South-Westerly breeze. Maximum temperature 27 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 60 % | Rainfall Amount: 2-4 mm | Sunrise: 4.46 am Pollen Level: 7 (High) | UV Level: 7 (High) | Pollution Level: 2 (Low) Thanks Essexweather.com

 

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another hottie today. For those of you who live outside UK, forgive me for banging on about the heat, but to have 4 days in succession, this hot is almost unknown! Now for the Fun Stuff!...

Here comes Summer!

Thanks Klaus!





This guy took several weeks to do this drawing, but he timelapsed it - 

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That's right matey, pat him down he just might be carrying a gun!

Gloria's been busy - quite a few heatwave themed ones ......

Thanks Gloria(NL) !

They've been watching me again!

NHS Dentist

Private Dentist!

Thanks Klaus!

The inner self!

Love from Yorkshire!

Thanks Mags!

Sleepwalking into disaster!

JOKES

Thanks Chaps!

Now you may be wondering why I put this on - it's Greek,

But it's because you can see how they Photoshopped the model :-)

More Summer fun!

I just received this letter from my good friend John.......
It's really private, but I feel that I can share.....

Dear Richard , greetings from a VERY hot France. I feel you might have had this before, but here goes anyway.

Presently, I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook whilst applying the same principles.

So every day, I go along the street and tell passersby what I have eaten,

how I feel, what I have done the night before and what I will do tomorrow;

I give them pictures of my family, my dog and me gardening and spending time in my pool.

I also listen to their conversations and tell them I love them.

AND IT WORKS! I already have 3 people following me: 2 police officers and a psychiatrist.

Thanks John, counselling usually helps  :-)

Harwich weather for Friday

A sunny and humid day, though gradually clouding over through the late afternoon and evening. Becoming increasingly warm with thundery rain likely overnight into Saturday. Maximum temperature 24 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.45 am Pollen Level: 6 (High) | UV Level: 7 (High) | Pollution Level: 2 (Low) Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

 

Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was the hottest day on record here today. In West London it hit 36.7c. Here we have sea breezes so it was a bit more tolerable, but too hot for work :-). Now it's time in the cool of the evening, to start my more important task, which is to try and create yet another blog page, for your amusement....

The Blind Archer...

Thanks Klaus!







The age of Miracles is not yet past!

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A caring highway authority!

Another truth!

I did a double take when I first looked at this..

It used to be floppies into CD drives, now this!

Did the truck ride up or fall down!

Happy?

No Ice creams, No Smoking, Unicorns are OK!

The story ends here............

A Passport to Hell!

This was the result when the Wedding Photographer fell over..

After he moved into the house,  he visited the cellar and found this,

what to do?

At last someone found it !!!!

Mancave

Ladies please look the other way!

Ooh Look a winner!

I dread to think what will happen when she starts to play - throw the switch!

That's dangerous - on the phone steering a boat!

OK Boys - time to go to the Gym!

JOKES

Thanks Chaps!

Sir Nicholas Winton died today aged 106. He initiated the Kindertransport, saving many hundreds or Jewish children from the Holocaust. many passed through
Harwich, and were billeted at the Holiday Camp.
A true Hero!

Harwich Weather for Thursday!

Slightly cooler than recent days, but still feeling very warm in any sunshine. The on-going threat of heavy showers or thunderstorms throughout the day. Light to moderate Southerly winds and afternoon high temperatures of 25 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.44 am Pollen Level: 6 (High) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 2 (Low) Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.