Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Our Across the Road Neighbour Betty celebrated her 90th Birthday today. After visiting her  we shopped in Colchester, and this afternoon a laptop was collected having been refurbished. Now I have the time to put together another little gem - just for you!

They are alone in the office - time for epic silliness!

No smoking in here madam - do you hear???

From Germany - a pinnacle in engineering!

Thanks Klaus!






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How did he do that?

Mother of twins, totally fed up answering stupid questions about her girls

wrote this - it's gone viral!

They took his phone to photograph the beautiful sunset!

Not sure what's going on here, but it's very creepy!

Guess who is off the the Minions Movie....

I would be excited too!

Now Dolphins.......be nice to Vlad or it's the Gulags for you!!!

Paddy and his mate.....

Thanks Derek!

The receipt for a pack of gum!

At the Comic-Con in San Diego people dress up.......

Pre- formed cheese toasties - and this from the land where they have spray- on

cheese!

Bad Siri!

And the sequal is.............

This sounds reminiscent of "Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells" !

JOKES

Thanks Chaps!

Two guys and two sheep in a motorbike........yes that's what I said....

Thanks Klaus again!








Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Cloud and any lingering drizzle will slowly clear to leave a dry, bright afternoon with plenty of sunshine. It will feel warm with only light South-Westerly winds. Maximum temperature 22 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 35 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.57 am Pollen Level: 6 (High) | UV Level: 7 (High) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low) Thanks Essexweather.com

 

Thanks for your support - as ever!


Cheers!


Richard.

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Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It will rain they said - it did too! Laptop 1 - Old Git 0! I will continue to fight it and hopefully will win! Meanwhile I have picked up a melange of pictures and clips many of which have been kindly submitted by loyal friends - Enjoy!

Could be useful I suppose!

Hey Sunshine! - Let's Boogie!

 Thanks Klaus!





Now this I like! - Bit long but hey!

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They come over here - yer Hindus, yer Muslims, yer Sikhs, 

-and help us to win the Battle of Britain!

Celebrated 75 years on Saturday!!!!

Thanks Geoff!

That aweful hideous feeling!

Nothing to say here!

A vast amount of time and energy has been expended

to make his car look like a Dodgem!

Isn't that an old Dutch plate?

It also appears to be in UK...

He also thinks he's a sea otter!

Philosophical thought for today...

Thanks Keren (IL)

Hey Pal! Your freezer's on too high!

Demo at Walmart

and for once I agree with them, they are demonstrating

(Somewhat incoherently) about the introduction of

self serve tills - I loathe those Bl**dy things

"Illegal object in the bagging area!"

and they are taking away jobs - while trying to kid us they're cool!

End of Rant - Sorry....

Lerv Murica!!!

Grandad's T shirt says a lot about him!

Inevitablitily!

Thanks Susi!

Grumpy Husky!

You're Welcome

Meanwhile on Safari Malcolm's wish to get close to a Cheetah

goes a bit too far! 

Cor! - That's a bit exotic - innit?

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Cloudy throughout the day with further showery rain or drizzle at times. Some bright spells or sunshine may develop late in the day. Another humid day with maximum temperatures of 22 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 40 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 4.56 am Pollen Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low) Thanks Essexweather.com

 

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, The Weekend is about end, so to try and cheer you up, I have dredged up just a bit more funny stuff, including clips, jokes and pictures. I really hope that some of it will make you laugh!

The Quebequois are at it again!

Thanks Klaus!






Meanwhile somewhere in the Far East - food is being prepared..

Thanks again Klaus!



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This is a few days late - but worth sharing!

Home made Robotwars!

He has a connection like a milk round!

Direct entry!

I smell a whiff of hypocracy here....

Another of those "Dad" jokes..

White Sh*t!

Oh yes you are!

How to be Gallant!

Mex humour!

Love the Cousin's slogans - 

and they do irony too!

Amazing how you can destroy stuff 

with just a pair of stick on wobbly eyes!

This just has to come from RSA!

Thanks Pieter!

They pranked his Mum, she just wandered up took a photo and walked away........

They do smile - sometimes!

Small boy is waiting.........!

Toot - toot - tooty-toot!

Ha Ha Ha!

Only in Russia 

this could be a bit disconcerting!

Tonight's Philosophical thought ...

Thanks Susi!

Mancave

Ladies please face the wall...!

Hall of mirrors

This is disgusting!

No helmet, and no hi vis - it took me an hour to overtake!

Thanks John F !

I thought this was the end 

it wasn't

Waterwings must be worn in the pool!

Ooh! Look! A skyscraper.....

This really is the end!

JOKES

Thanks Chaps!

I have no idea what's going on here - 

Maybe it's an advert!

Harwich Weather for Monday!

Further outbreaks of rain will spread to all parts during the morning, but it should become mostly dry by the afternoon. Not much sunshine around, so temperatures disappointing again. Maximum temperature 21 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 70 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 4.55 am Pollen Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low) Thanks Essexweather.com Thanks for your support! Cheers! Richard.