Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another hot and windy day here. Had to shop and go to the post office, then a visit to the recycling centre (what lives we do lead!) before hyping myself up for the

creation of yet another bundle of fun, just for you!

The brewers are having a laugh, beer gassed with helium!

Thanks Klaus!






How about - a cliff diving pooch!

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He's having fun......nothing else to say///

Mathematics is now a crime apparently!

Mum's word is law!

Yes Please!

Thanks Gloria!

 Turn on the aircon perhaps?

For the uninformed CSI = Crime Scene Investigation..

Thanks Robert! (F)

Can you guess where Barney is peering?

Concorde - hiding from the cops!

I most definitely qualify!

Thanks Robert! (F)

Never heard a chat up line like that before!!!

Silence is golden - for everything else there's Duct tape!

JOKES
Thanks Chaps!






The old guy at the back seems quite pleased at the lady's discomfiture!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

After a fairly cloudy morning with some showers around it will become brighter from the West through the afternoon with many seeing some sunshine by the end of the day. Light to moderate South-Westerly winds. Maximum temperature 22 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 40 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-2 mm Pollen Level: 6 (High) | UV Level: 6 (High) Thanks Essexweather.com

 Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, All was quiet in Lil 'ol Harwich today, we had a mixed bag of rain sun and wind, typical English weather. Now the time has come for me to ferret around on the dark side for more pictorial fun - just for you!

This place we call home has a voice, audible on the electromagnetic spectrum - strangely beautiful..

This young lady plays the Ukelele - rather well!

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Tatts for Titties!

A bee covered in pollen. We must save them or we won't be!!!

You know you've got it made when........

Conflicting point of view...

Politicians? Pah!

They come over here.............etc!

Woah!

Now then - what have you been told? - seems legit  :-)

His wife covered her head from the sun, for a moment he freaked!

Smartass watch!

A rather camp stuffed goat!

Wan't to be scared? - I can make you scared!

Invisible on the end of the line........

Now people - this is what Dads are for!

If you had any doubts about Dumbledore - 

you now have your answer!

Another thing that Dads do...........

This lady downloaded an app which made girls' faces up,

 she tried it on a picture of her baby daughter - very scary!!!!

Even more Wisdom from the QI Elves

Useless fact "Gangnam" is a suburb of Seoul.....here the US Army

makes a flashmob

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Most places will see a dry day, but often rather cloudy. The best of the sunshine will be during the afternoon when it will become warm and humid once again. Moderate South-Westerly breeze. Maximum temperature 24 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Pollen Level: 6 (High) | UV Level: 6 (High) Thanks Essexweather.com Thanks for your continuing support! Cheers! Richard.

 

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Iffy sort of day in Harwich, both humid and windy, lacking in enthusiasm for anything, we lounged around and watched movies. Now  must focus and concentrate on finding even more pictorial lunacy to make you snigger!

Alien lifeforms suddenly appear on the flight deck of the Enterprise

Driving along singing a song - and the Bulldog joins in too!

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Not a good idea to park in residents only zones!

Explosion in 3 - 2 - 

Silly! It's a baby elephant'r trunk!

Herr Mercedes - topical...

In the US during WW1 it was possible to post children!

Gentle Persuasion!

Oldie but Goodee!

During 1hours' nap time......

Normal?

Thanks Robert (F)




Another truth!

Electric - production aircraft? - Soon!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Following a dry start with some weak sunshine, cloud increasing as a few showers pass through on a strengthening South-Westerly breeze. Feeling rather warm and humid as sunshine breaks through during the afternoon and early evening. Maximum temperature 23 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 55 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm Pollen Level: 6 (High) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate)

 Thanks Essexweather.com




Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Another busy day, another hospital visit, Domestic Goddess had a scan, all OK. Now we are home and I am going to try yet again to entertain you good folk!

No Mobiles at the dinner table - that's an order!

Thanks Lihi! (IL)





Goin Fishin - de dum de dum!

Thanks Susi!




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Sorry no jokes tonight - so you get bonus pictures






Dad - no - please Dad!!!

If........

Oh! Lordy - it's hot down there....

Always do that!

Jokes on a drinks bill?????

Meanwhile a philosophical note.......

It's a groaner - but I giggled!

Ballooning can be fun with a little help!

Thanks Carolina (BR)

Oh Dear!

Cats in Spaaaaaaaaaace!

Photoshop rules!

Terrific groaner - but again I sniggered!

It's instictive really!

Thanks Gloria (NL)

We don't all talk like this - but many do!

Thanks Mo!

Please sir can I have some more?

The little beggars turn up in the most unlikely places!

Thanks Reg!

Dog photobombs saucy selfie!

Minions in conclusion..

Harwich weather for Sunday

Rain clearing by late morning, then becoming bright with some sunny spells for a time. Further rain may push in from the West through the early evening. Maximum temperature 23 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 95 % | Rainfall Amount: 1-3 mm | Sunrise: 5.02 am Pollen Level: 5 (Moderate) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low) Thanks Essexweather.com

 

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.