Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, The storm passed in the night. we had 40mph wind and 35mm (1.5ins) rain, considering that our annual rainfall is about 24 ins - that's a lot!!!

I hope that your weekend is going well, and I will now dive into the "Dark Side" and filch some more pictorial fun - just for you!

If at first you don't succeed----take the boat option!

Thanks Pauline!






Now I know that he's vain, but this is a really cruel prank!

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Selfie stick first use - with Mum's help of course!

Hmm! - Yes and they can breed as well!

Tupperware Huh!

Thanks Derek!

The greek jokes just keep coming!

Thanks Derek - again!!

This is Eric - he was 36 stone, he's cycling across USA to lose weight, 

he already lost 60lbs, but had a buckled wheel! - Go Eric!

How totally '90s is this..

How about having your expensive car "Tron-ified" - what a total waste of money!

This is so silly - maybe it's what - I might try....

That's right Management humiliate the poor little b*gger!

IT man's revenge!

No this isn't my Domestic Goddess's cookbook........I was going to say it was, but

I thought better of it!!  :-)

At least he can smile about it.......but remember US friends -
A Sikh is not a Muslim terrorist!

Now I'm very liberal, but for a 13 year old? - Sheesh!

His Aunty's unfortunate name tag!

Said with feeling!

Ah! I think that we may be back in Kentucky!

Thanks Susi!

His girlfriend cheated so he put all of her "Things" on the drivieway!

An old picture of Arnie at his daughter's birthday

The Cousins - don't quite get the grammatical significance of

Inverted commas!

Derek's Jokes

Thanks Derek!

Liked this!

Cruise Complaints




We've seen this little guy before - now he's doing Synchronised!

Thanks Susi!





How many Minions to change a lightbulb? - More than you would think!

Thanks Susi - again!




Harwich Weather for Sunday

Some early brightness possible, but on the whole a cloudy and unseasonably cool day is expected. Outbreaks of rain arriving during the morning, turning heavy at times during the afternoon and accompanied by strengthening Southerly winds. Maximum temperature 17 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 99 % | Rainfall Amount: 5-9 mm Pollen Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 2 (Low)

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It's going to rain they said, with lots of wind they said....and they were right! So we are keeping a low profile! I can't hear the TV for the noise. Never mind you've had a busy week and deserve to relax now with laughter which it is said is the best medicine!

On that theme...a Twister has just been spotted passing London!!!

Thanks Mags!





Killer shark seen at the fish shop!

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This I am sorry to confess, took me a minute or two!

Defining your........not nice....

We've all been there!

I do love a pun!

Flowers seen recently near Fukushima

We don't have too many pictures - so here are a couple more clips...

Man in a giant balloon so-mo

Sturdy chaps perhaps should desist!!!

UPS said "We hid it under the mat for you"

69.........isn't that dinner for two????

Thanks Robert  (F) !

Some people take the splashy slide way too seriously!

Oh dear! - Deposed as the youngest!!!

He has an obsession with ending things with whole numbers...

Today was Nirvana!!!

Great moves Granny!

Harwich Weather for Saturday!

Met Office Severe Weather Warning issued

 

Heavy rain this evening with difficult driving conditions expected for the rush-hour. Overnight, further spells of rain with increasing risk of localised surface water flooding. Winds veering North-Westerly with gusts in excess of 40 miles per hour for a time. Minimum temperature 12 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 99 % | Rainfall Amount: 12-19 mm

 

Hope to see you tomorrow unless we get washed away!


Cheers!


Richard.

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Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a good day today, not too hot and no rain. Busy with computers, but all done now so that I can get focussed on the humour department. Hope you enjoy them!

Do you hate pigeons?

Thanks Klaus!

I don't like gyms, but maybe this one.........

Thanks Klaus - nochmals!

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Nothing to say here!

I like her face colouration!

From his (psycho) girlfriend...

If it wasn't for the heat he'd be in there!

Silliness of the sort I really like!

It is fortunate that this was for the receptionist's husband!

I would recognise that comb over anywhere!

Love a good pun!

 Thanks Gloria!

I am not obsessed - really I am not obsessed!!!

Thanks Gloria - again!

Smuggle your vodka into the concert? - No worries!

Park like an asshole - be treated like an asshole!

Amazon ad for a treadmill - you are doing it wrong!

Oldie but goodie!

Thanks Robert (F)

She is putting Sarah Palin to shame!

Good point Madam!

Ooh! Feisty!

He was so sick at not getting that surfer...........

Is it? It is isn't it????

Derek's Jokes

Thanks Derek!

Revenge is sweet!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Heavy rainfall possible 15:00 Friday until 09:00 Saturday

Early spells of sunshine are likely before cloud gradually increases from the South and West. Outbreaks of rain developing for the afternoon, becoming heavy and persistent into the evening and overnight period. Maximum temperature 19 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 75 % | Rainfall Amount: 1-3 mm Pollen Level: 3 (Moderate) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate) Thanks Essexweather.com Thanks for calling by! Cheers! Richard.

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Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We had a busy day helping elderly neighbour, she had a new garage door and we weeded the back garden. Now I will attempt to make you smile just a little.......

This looks fun - crazy but fun!

Thanks Gloria!






Now something to make you relax - go  MMMMMMMMMMM!

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Evil Waiter

Selfie stick - Pro version!

 I agree wholeheartedly!
(At least I think that's how you spell Wholeheartedly)

I have been totally and utterly betrayed!

The only word for this is Magnificent!

Boom Boom!

Thanks Matt C!

 Hmmm! Misinterpretation........

Must be Arkansas!

That, believe it or not is a carved melon!

Except the thin Mints!

1 Estate Agent's brochure

2 At the viewing!

Sent by an elderly lady, to the guy who introduced and taught her Home Computing

JOKES

Thanks Chaps!

A way of filling water balloons - new and unique!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

A generally fine day with cloud breaking to allow some bright or sunny spells, although with the risk of some isolated showers during the afternoon. Winds will be generally light. Maximum temperature 21 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Pollen Level: 5 (Moderate) | UV Level: 6 (High)

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support!



Cheers!



Richard.