Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I just noticed this is blog issue 999, maybe we should do something special for Tomorrow.....Meanwhile, I am waiting for a delivery of steel for my gazebo roof, it looks like a no show, ah well, more time for me to concoct some humourous stuff for your delectation!

Little devils are back....to offer you some music!

Thanks Gloria!





Don't you just love it when a strait laced news reader - loses it?

Snoofles is looking cool on his first flight

All went well till he looked down........not so cool now - eh Snoofles?

 Clever way to advertise, - just flatten the tubes!

They thought she was playing around - until they heard her snores!

Clever re-enactment of an old master

At last a delivery man with initiative!

Not what you think! Just a little pot!

He texted his girlfriend for a bra picture - her Dad saw it.........!

She was bidding on Ebay for a mirror, but there was no picture... so she messaged for one

this came back!

Message on the Tube by the ingenious Cornish!

The wedding gift

Yes - I had to look twice!

At the carwash - not what you think!

Thanks Lucia (S)




Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!




Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Dry and warm for most with plenty of sunshine to be seen. Cloud will bubble up through the day interrupting the sunshine at times, but it will remain dry. Maximum temperature 21 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Pollen Level: 3 (Moderate) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate)

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was hot in Harwich today, so much so that after some chores in the garden we adjourned indoors to the shade and watched a movie this pm. Now it is time to compose another little bit of magic in an endeavour to make you giggle!

Les Francais sometimes come up with something special!

The Streaker - with a twist!

Thanks Gloria!





Gallery

Yet another smutty seaside postcard -
Love 'em!

Thanks Gloria!

It's called "The Seatbelt"

Long ones!

Thanks Gloria 2

An exercise in futility!

Someone has "Fixed" this

Most boys will understand!

Kids! Huh!

Thanks Robert!

The sticker fairy,,,,,,,,,,

In Japan they are using Dinosaur Robots in these outlets!

There are shorts, and then there are SHORTS!

Involved!

Thanks Sonia!

It doesn't work like that!

Yup! It's there even at an early age!  :-)

They have taken over the world!

Minion Birthday cake

Thanks Susi!

In short - DON'T DO IT!!!

She asked her husband why he had kept this for 35 years!

First it was Foar! Then It was Meh!

Therapy

Good chat up line!

When you see it you will S**t bricks!

Don't they know that an MRI scanner is a sodding great magnet?

German cranes showing off!

Harwich Weather for Monday

After a largely dry, but fairly cloudy start, some showery outbreaks of rain will develop by midday. These could become heavy and thundery during the afternoon. Still pleasantly warm with maximum temperatures of 24 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 40 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-2 mm Pollen Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your support!

Cheers!

Richard

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I missed last night's Funnies, we were at our local Thai restaurant with family and friends, we had a great time, but by the time we arrived home, I wasn't sufficiently compus mentis to do it, so sorry! More funny stuff follows.....

How to help your feathered friend have a bath! - It looks like a finch

Thanks John M !











He tried to steal her phone! - Big Mistake!

Gallery




Remember those Westerns when the Tumbleweed rolled down the street?
Well it all ended up here in W. Texas!

Unladylike riposte!

He saw the Google Streetview car coming down the road, so he posed!

What in the name of all that is sane are Truthfacts???

Anything for a headline.......read on!

Biblical humour

We all understand this!

Thanks Carolina!

You know you're in Walmart, when the guy with you makes

 your crappy Reb bikini look smart!

We're on the road to nowhere - da da da da!

Spot the thief!

The look on his face........

Happy Catfish - is Happy!

Is this the cure?

Now if I was a kid at the dentist's and I saw this

 I would probably freak out!

Thanks Mags!

Mean bailiff!

Thanks Mags 2!

I most certainly won't drink coffee in this place!

Love those slogans!

Before and after ( I think sh*tfaced is the word)!

I don't know what he said to his sister

but Daddy's got his hands full!

To attract fat Americans this shop but a whole mannequin 

down one leg!

Desperate to find a cake!

JOKES

Thanks Chaps!

Poll having fun on the stairs!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Fine and dry in the morning with plenty of sun. Becoming cloudier in the afternoon, but remaining dry and bright and feeling warm. Maximum temperature 25 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Pollen Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 6 (High) Thanks Essexweather.com

 

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.