Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a busy day Chez Nous today. We have sold our dining furniture and the worthy buyer collected. The suite was solid oak and weighed a ton! Now the Domestic Goddess has to wait for a week before the new furniture arrives... Now for more fun stuff!

 With the budget cuts, this is the replacement for HS2!

Thanks Klaus!





Just one word from the Farmer's wife!

Thanks Klaus nochmals!




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Volkswagen's latest plan to solve their emissions scandal!

Thanks Bill!







I'm not sure that Lord Vader will approve of the hair love!

Yup! An idiotic Thush!

Monday

Now that the Cocaine high has worn off........

We haven't seen Obseeive Compulsive Girl lately........

This is so bad it's good, the old girl no doubt had a good sense of humour!

Today's special truth!

Remember to old Rugby sog "Caviar comes from the Virgin Sturgeon"?

No  I won't sing it now......

Boggle Boggle!

Now, Friend Robert has sent a little Collage of

"The People of Walmart!"

Thanks Robert!

Today only 50 days until Christmas

(And in Russia he comes in a tank!)

Arthur's Joke

Thanks Arthur!

Those darned Ninjas - you never see 'em coming!

I thought it was "Pigs in space" but apparently I was wrong!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Mild, but mostly cloudy with some showery rain, this becoming more persistent by the early afternoon. Feeling somewhat milder in Southerly winds. Maximum temperature 17 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 90 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm Thanks Essexweather.com

 

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends,  It was a not too bad day in Harwich. I helped friends with media players, one successfully, another not so, but we'll fix it eventually. Now it is time once again to attempt to publish some stuff to make you smile...

How to fix it on a dating website!

Thanks Jamie!





This is German, but you will understand!

Thanks Klaus!




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This look is what is known in Husky speak as - smug!

This is the sort of thing my sons love -

yes it has an A Bit More button!

This is bad - very bad, but it made me laugh so much!

Christmas is coming.....

Poor disillusioned tutor!

Todays wise words......

He told his girlfriend that she would look good even in a potato sack

sooooo - she went for it!

No dearie you do not need to put on your life vest until you enter the water!!!

A sign of our times!

With due deference to my Israeli friends..........

Jewbacca)!!!

There are various degrees of Stupid!

Er - I think you forgot to insert the image - not the link to the image!!!

Pavement art in a new situation!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

A brighter day than recently with a mix of sunny spells and scattered showers. Some of the afternoon showers could be heavy with a risk of hail and thunder. Maximum temperature 14 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 95 % | Rainfall Amount: 2-6 mm Severe Weather Risk: Low Thanks Essexweather.com

 

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, After a frantic dash to London to buy a table, and succeeding in arriving home before the fog rolled in again. I am now slumped in front of the computer groping for inspiration....I hope that it will come....

Creepy Pranks!

Thanks Klaus!







Where's the Hoff when you need him?

Thanks Klaus - again!





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We've all seen the angry faced cat.....well I found his owner !

The"I'm riding an Emu" and similar are not a new idea!

This is from the late 19th century

We called them Gazundas

Princess Leia is good but Darth is better!

The joys of communal living!

He's cracked it!

Even when it's damaged it means the same!

He's 6ft 6 tall, here's his Halloween outfit to mess with his collegues heads!

They had a leak, the paint held the water back........but for how long ???

JOKES

Thanks Chaps!

How about a brace of old fashioned animated gifs?

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Mostly dull, overcast and misty with initial low cloud and fog only slowly lifting. Limited sunny intervals may develop before outbreaks of showery rain arrive late in the day. Maximum temperature 15 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 20 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Severe Weather Risk: Low Thanks Essexweather.com Thanks for your support Cheers! Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends,  Hoping that your Weekend is going well. We have been shrouded in fog all day, and to curry favour with the boss I vacuumed the ground floor of our bijou residence. Now it is getting dark, and the fog is thickening, so I am staying inside to create for you more funny stuff...

This is an oldie but goodie, worth another look!

Thanks John B !





More sporting mayhem

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Well, at least Dad's enjoying it!

I just learned that Batman has retired and has taken up farming!

Grow! - You little B*ggers!

Heard of a beard of bees ? - now an anorak of bees!

A new use for a selfie stick

This is definitely the best light sabre that I have seen!

Excuse me could you please direct me to Lakenheath?

Oh! I do love a good Bun!

On the reverse side of Mum's headstone........

Boom Boom!

Thanks Geoff!

Clever Halloween get up

Posing as Power Rangers, they haven't noticed the cops in the background...

I wish that I had the guts to stick this up!

His Pharmacist put his bottle of pills in a bottle....

Mancave..

Elegant - table lamp!

Almost the end!

The Absolute end!

Bill's Joke

Thanks Bill!

I suspect those weights are fake...

Possibly not as planned!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Low-cloud and fog patches slow to clear, perhaps lingering in places for much of the day making it chilly. Where sunny spells do develop, it will feel quite pleasant for early November. Maximum temperature 13 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Severe Weather Risk: Low Thanks Essexweather.com

 

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.