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Saturday, 7 November 2015

Saturday's Funnies




Dear Family and Friends, Thanks to you we just passed 153,000 hits on the blog! Today was again moist in Little Old Harwich - but that makes England green! I hope that your Weekend is going well, It's noisy here - loads of Firework parties!





This retired guy sits around the house all day doing nothing.
Wife says, “You could do something useful like vacuum the house once a week?”
The guy gives it a moment’s thought, then says, “Sure why not, show me the vacuum cleaner.”
Half an hour later the guy comes into the kitchen to get some coffee.
Wife says, “I didn’t hear the vacuum cleaner work. I thought you were using it?”
The exasperated man replies, “The bloody thing is broken. It won’t start.  We’ve got to buy a new one.”
“Really?” she says, “Show me because it worked fine the last time I used it.”
So he did……….



Thanks John!










This makes me feel quite ill!





Thanks Jamie





The Cousins need to be taught these things!







Tee Hee!






Yes! You do have to be very careful where you leave the Superglue!







Tough Policeman






Agressive way to sell backpacks!







Clever Travel Ad!







Having been married into a German Family for 47 years - I still don't get this stuff!






Canada Fair!







You have to be a Trekkie to get this!






You Bl**dy do as you are told!





It's Autumn and most of the leaves are down - 
this exception seems to be due to the warmth from the streetlight!







This appears to be a wonderful invention!
However I read a few diving experts' comments
and seems less believeable!






Answer it then!







Thanks Chaps!






A little piece of Oriental silliness!













Harwich Weather for Sunday





Mainly dry with some early brightness in places. Cloud will quickly thicken and winds strengthen, perhaps with some brief spells of drizzle in places. Maximum temperature 16 degrees Celsius.
Chance of Rain: 40 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm
Severe Weather Risk: Low
Thanks Essexweather.com





Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Friday, 6 November 2015

Your Weekend Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was another showery day here, and more forecast in the outlook period. So hoping that your weekend will be a good one, and to start it off,
more fun stuff from "The Dark Side"







A young David Mitchell (City boy) explains farming - Bad Language


Thanks Derek!





The Great Billy C in full flight!









Gallery






A clever little bit of Graffitti








The Story of My Life!!!







Adopted!






Even with civil war going on the Ukrainians keep their sense of humour!







I find this strangely disturbing!






Little wonder the Cousins have obesity problems!






Cardboard cut out frightener!







Remember "Outnumbered" - a clever TV show where much of the kid's
dialogue was unscripted







A very grumpy needlewoman!






Spotted inside a hoody - quite philosophical!






A Luxury Hotel Bedroom? - No it's the inside of an acoustic guitar!







Sad Sign...









Must be painful (Under the Circumstances) !!!









Harwich Weather for Saturday







Cloud and rain quickly spreading to all parts through the morning, heavy at times. The rain will become lighter and more patchy by the early afternoon. Very mild once again. Maximum temperature 18 degrees Celsius.
Chance of Rain: 99 % | Rainfall Amount: 3-7 mm
Severe Weather Risk: Low
Thanks Essexweather.com
 





Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.


Thursday, 5 November 2015

Thursday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was soggy in Harwich today, but continuing quite warm. In town this morning to bank and shop, and later a couple of computer calls. Now it is again time for me to do my best (Old Boy Scout!) to amuse you once again!





How things work!.......


Thanks Klaus!







Feeling inadequate? - I am!







Gallery




Love Denmark - This an ad for an airshow!







Clever Idea - ish!






You have to read this through to see where it's going!







Want some facts about your bod?







Yet another truth!






The English Language is rich!






Only in Canada!







Yes we are cool! - We often don't look it!

Thanks Robert!






This man's got Balls!






Classic House!








Thanks John!






Yes and this an ad too!








Ha Ha ! Made you jump!









Harwich Weather for Friday







Mostly dry and misty at first, but outbreaks of rain spreading in during the morning and becoming quite breezy by the afternoon. Clearer and drier conditions arrive during the evening. Maximum temperature 18 degrees Celsius.
Chance of Rain: 99 % | Rainfall Amount: 1-4 mm
Severe Weather Risk: Low
Thanks Essexweather.com
 

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.