Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a busy day, furniture delivered, the largest piece was the wrong size! Great consternation all round. Ikea saved the day, the right one coming on Friday....Phew! Now more funny stuff that I found during my wanderings on the dark side.....

A magic moment Steve Tyler from Aerosmith sees a busker in Moscow - and joins in!

Nothing to say here except Ha Ha ha!

Thanks Klaus!





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She wanted a picture of the birth - he obliged!

Algebra! Because!

NASA have a Sense of Humour this in the Centifuge department!

In California yesterday it actually rained!

The age in which we live!

Today's Philosophical thought..

In San Diego Airport they have a Loo for pets!

Yes Dearie, Dumb is the word!

Wonderful Beautiful Nature.........there are exceptions!

The Starwars Propaganda Machine gathers pace - now Ladies and Gentlemen -

Meet the Dark Lord Toaster!

Very close to cardiac arrest.......fetch the defribulator!

Witness the last moments of Little Timmy......

I want one of these!

Thanks Klaus!






Harwich Weather for Thursday

Starting dry with sunny spells. Winds strengthening during the day as rain pushes Eastwards by evening. Still on the mild side with maximum temperatures of 16 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 55 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm Severe Weather Risk: Low

Thanks so much for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends,Thanks to you we just passed 154,000 hits on the site! We had a funeral today, the lady who was our bookeeper for 25 years. She was 89, so not a bad sunset. Now I am scrapping round to fill up the funny box to produce more pictorial fun just for you!

Beachside fun

Thanks Klaus!







His name is Zach King - Special Effects

Thanks Klaus - again!

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Paradise is Yellow!

A fortuitous gust of wind .......is this a prophesy?

Yes we all do!

Thanks Everyone (I can't remember exactly whom!)

Some English village names (Allegedly!)

Thanks Barbara!

Alien Pastry!

Grandpa has a ghoulish sense of humour!

Chainsaw sculpture with a plus!

He says his wife came from there!

Japanese Mannekins camping it up!

Dear Old Clousseau!

At last they have made a Mannekin just for me!

This dog doesn't know his ar*e from his elbow!

Another Great Truth!

Thanks Robert!

"Hey boss I filled the dispenser as you asked"

(Dont think he's quite got the idea!"

Derek's Jokes

Thanks Derek!

Dirty Dancing (German Style)

Thanks Klaus!






Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Mild, generally dry and cloudy. Some bright or sunny intervals may occur during the late afternoon. Moderate South-Westerly winds. Maximum temperature 16 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Severe Weather Risk: Low Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Wet and windy here today, i had a couple of small jobs out, Herself to Health Centre and Hairdo. Meanwhile I have been scrapping around for new material - just for you!

How not to rob a bank!

Thanks Gloria!







This is a bit long, but my sort of humour!

Thanks Klaus!








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The reaction of a baby Gorilla and a baby Human to a cold stethoscope!

Points to you Biology Textbook!

That moment when you realise that you are now the middle child

I like that salad!

Thanks Derek!

For all you plane spotters out there you will appreciate this fantastic picture of a 

Boing C-17 Globemaster coming in to land!

Now before you all get shocked...He came down in the middle 

of the night to get a drink - and dropped it!

Another really useful fact!

We know someone like this!

Thanks Martin!

She had just qualified as a Policewoman, and her sister sent these round!

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Sh*t Happens!

Thanks Robert!

What a good idea, but I am afraid that the Numpties will just chuck things 

down where they don't belong!

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

Not new, but wonderful - Stairway to Heaven

This folks is Oriental Humour!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

It will be another windy day and often cloudy. Remaining mild though with some bright spells during the afternoon. Maximum temperature 17 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Severe Weather Risk: Low Thanks Essexweather.com Thanks for calling by! Cheers! Richard.

 

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a quiet day here today, we had to do a bit of shopping for food, and I am setting up an new TV Box (microcomputer), - loads of tweaking that took the rest of the day! Now yet again I will strive to amuse you!

Although Guy Fawkes night on the 5th - it's still going on in Glasgow!

Thanks Susi!







Not what you expect!

Thanks Susi again!





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Voluptuous Iceberg!

A few of you may identify with this!

One thing to say - Hypocrites!

Things are getting tense in the multi - occupied student flat!

There are many kinds of stupid - this is dangerously stupid!

(It isn't a milk jug dearie!)

Yes I definitely concur with that sentiment!

No Thanks!

Thanks Robert!

Boom Boom!

Thanks Susi!






JOKES
Thanks Chaps!





It's only an ad............but Thrilling!!!

Harwich Weather for Monday

It will be another mild and mainly dry day with bright or sunny spells at times. Winds will strengthen through the morning, remaining brisk throughout the afternoon and evening. Maximum temperature 15 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Severe Weather Risk: Low Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your loyal support as always!

Cheers!

Richard.