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Monday, 23 November 2015

Monday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, We are home from our holiday in Holland, spoiled by our hosts, and generally had a great time! Now I must get back into the groove and send you a bit more pictorial fun...






Many of us have been here!


Thanks Pete!




                                                       Going cheep?









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                                                   Me to a tee!








                                         Quart into a pint pot!










Autonomous cars are here, but they can't cope with everything!






Must be a rough area!






I get where you're coming from...







Nature's way is often the best way!






Very Warm!







Yet another First World problem!






Rat watching Ratatuille - nuff said!






Good ol' Google!







Love this!






Oh! Dear!






Got to say "Nice looking Bird" !!!






Highland traffic hazard!






Blunt and to the point!










It surely is a beautiful place!










Harwich Weather for Tuesday







Rain clearing by midday, then isolated showers leaving mainly dry conditions with sunny spells. Staying breezy throughout the day, but feeling noticeably milder. Maximum temperature 10 degrees Celsius.
Chance of Rain: 99 % | Rainfall Amount: 7-12 mm
Severe Weather Risk: Low 
Thanks Essexweather.com






Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.














Saturday, 14 November 2015

Saturday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Hoping that your Weekend is going well. This is the last Funnies until next weekend, hopefully we shall be back in business next Sunday. I am sure that you will enjoy a little rest from all the mirth!






It is a sad trait of human nature that we laugh at other's misfortune!


Thanks Klaus!







I did see this once, it was a thatcher's dog...







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He put his spoon into the yoghurt and out came.......









How's this for decadence, a pizza embellished with
tiny pizza slices!








His wife really hates yoghurt






This is what happens when a fire hydrant bursts in Canada!






Oh! Lordy!






This young lady will never be allowed to forget this - 
having a hissyfit in front of the President!







How appropriate!






WHY!






This little girl was obsessed with beards, her Mum can crochet.......so.....







Ooooh! I wouldn't trust this I will go out and buy a really safe bottle of Perrier  :-)






The Attention Factor!






This racist activist was confronted by JC himself!









Not new but jolly good fun!









Great bit of flying mister!


Thanks Derek!






Instant Guitar Heroine!










Harwich Weather for Sunday



Windy! Pity us on the ferry!






Cloudy and windy although feeling much milder. Still the risk of showery rain in places during the morning. Maximum temperature 18 degrees Celsius.
Chance of Rain: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm
Severe Weather Risk: Low Thanks Essexweather.com
 



Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.





Friday, 13 November 2015

Your Weekend Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Ever tried flat pack furniture from that well known Swedish Company? I have spent most of the day on  a white box.......succeeded in the end, but lost weight through sweat and tears!
Now it is that time again when I will use my best endeavours to amuse you for the weekend...






Watch out the Johos are about!


Thanks Klaus!







Performing seals.....yes - Performing walrus - yes really!



Thanks Klaus - again!




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Love a good Pun!







This is how factories are made!









Halloween in the Fossil department!






A new Krispy Kreme opened in town, so the local cops played their part,
blocking the whole street!







Hey Extremist - how'd you print that?







The Ostrich appears displeased!







Give us a hand Death?







Look into my eyes, not around the eyes......







Death on a plate






Draughty up the Channel







Nothing to say here!







Don't do it Grandad, you'll get a bad neck! - 
Sadly I know this!






(Electronic) Christmas is coming!







Ha Ha Ha - a perfume called Internet Explorer?
Marketing Cock-up!












This is an old chestnut or winkle!


Thanks Derek!






Shall we do a Mancave? - 
Yes
Sorry Ladies





Pingpong - and Ding Dong!







Bad idea Sunshine!







Look! No Hands!






Tee Hee - Dimwit!









Harwich Weather for Saturday





Some early brightness possible before a band of locally heavy rain pushes Eastwards through the day. Feeling cold in a keen South-Westerly breeze. Maximum temperature 13 degrees Celsius.
Chance of Rain: 99 % | Rainfall Amount: 2-4 mm
Severe Weather Risk: Low
Thanks Essexweather.com





Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.


Thursday, 12 November 2015

Thursday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, How is your week going? Well I hope, the Weekend is not far off. Meanwhile, I have assembled some more pictorial fun for your delectation!





Not new but still a current problem - solved!







Arabic Humour






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He is just beginning to regret modelling
 Peanut butter hair!







St. Bill







I don't really think that it's for stereo bogrolls!






Cool! Segway Shopper!






Christie Brinkley at 60






Could be me!






Oh! Lord - He's at it again........and he continues to be a front runner!






Pick up Funeral!






Dad - you're adopted!






Her Maj cracks up when she realises that the Guard - is Prince Phillip!






Dutch Minivan!







You know how they blur images to maintain anonymity?
This TV producer is an idiot!






An interesting result of double exposure







As you can guess I am queueing up to buy this for my Grandchildren!









Let's go Boatiiiiiiiiiiiiig!







Unusual - and Beautiful!

Thanks Pamela!








Harwich Weather for Friday






Further outbreaks of light, patchy rain through the morning, then turning generally dry with spells of sunshine expected. Strong South-Westerly winds persisting and feeling much cooler than of late. Maximum temperature 13 degrees Celsius.
Chance of Rain: 90 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm
Severe Weather Risk: Low
Thanks Essexweather.com





Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.