Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another sunny day in Harwich, and quiet, only one call out. Gave me time to fiddle around with jobs on the computer that should have been done weeks ago. Now for more pictures and clips which I very much hope will amuse!

Smoke Signals

Thanks Klaus






Conditioned Reflex

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This advert is a total lie - did you ever see a bag of crisps
as full as this ???

Ha! My type of pun!

Yes! Sad to say they really do believe this!

Seen on the Health Centre Noticeboeard!

Topical headline - Revenge for Christmas perhaps?

 Thanks David!





More sweet revenge!

Dog - you've been Tittislung - sorry couldn't resist...

Madam - could it be that you're having a very bad day?

This appeared on the Boss's desktop!

Love Captain Kirk!

Proof that this calculator is really old - look at the zero!

Geoff's Joke

Thanks Geoff!

Shake on it!

Thanks Klaus - again!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Cloudy, windy and mild with occasional drizzle. A band of rain will arrive around dusk and linger through much of the night into the early hours of Saturday. Maximum temperature 13 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 25 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Severe Weather Risk: Low Thanks Essexweather.com

 



Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a super day here today, sun and fresh atmosphere. Busy as usual, not sure that I achieved that much, but I did find a few more funny bits - just for you!

Now I know Christmas is a while away, but you may remember that I can't resist this stuff!

Which way do you lie in bed?

Thanks Klaus!







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I'm not sure if they're genetically modified, but to me they look toxic!

Might be true - you decide!

Grandads sometimes surprise you!

Double Entendre

Thanks Jamie - It had to be from you!

Drink driving checkpoint in Australian Outback...

Contrived?

At Harwich International Port the Lads from Border Force discover a new way

to smuggle paperclips!

When it's Hot Hot Hot and you can't leave Facebook!

If you have a Lisp this is your............

Symbol!

Crafty Bastard!

In the best possible taste!

Or it only snowed on his garden!

Mythical Conversation...

The scenario is Two sadistic Teddy Bears, look down at you after having

Thrown you into the well !

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

The Lord is on your side!

Thanks Klaus!






Harwich Weather for Thursday

Perhaps occasional bright or sunny spells, but cloud will increase at times with light rain or drizzle. Becoming milder, but North-Westerly winds will freshen again. Maximum temperature 10 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Severe Weather Risk: Low Thanks Essexweather.com

 


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Wet and windy yet again in Little Old Harwich today. I was busy on calls to help silver surfers, I think I did OK. Now it is once again time for me to take a dip in the bran tub and see what I can find - especially for you!...

What if !...the great Paul Newman - he never escaped in reality though

Thanks Jamie!

Aww - so cute!

Thanks Klaus!




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If and when it snows I will/must do this!!!

This is what is known as taking the p*ss!

This may be his first one - stripper that is!

No translation necessary !

Thanks Klaus!

Just look at their shadow........staged methinks!

Thanks Klaus - again!

My kind of war!!!

Even if you bought one - you've no chance Grandad!

Two little girls' different reactions to seeing Triceratops

"Don't try this at home" - Time passes!

Look at all those guys - swimming!

Selfie - "Right place right time" !

The Bottom nut squash!

Ha Ha ha! The biggest BSOD on the planet!

Wow the park bench with the best view!

I think it's Bryce Canyon

Love the Cousins' slogans

OLED screens the thing for next year!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Any early showers should clear leaving a mainly dry day with some sunshine. Winds strong during the morning, though beginning to ease later on. Maximum temperature 10 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 20 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Severe Weather Risk: Low Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.