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Saturday, 12 December 2015

Saturday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Thanks to you tonight we just passed 158,000 hits on this site!!! Now I shall attempt to amuse with new funny stuff, and hope that you enjoy the rest of your Weekend!





Sometimes when you arrive home, you are greeted by this!


Thanks Klaus!






This is what happens if you park a container crane in the wrong place!



Thanks Pete!



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This airport has a Recombobulation area!






This hotel serves Starbucks Water!!!
What's wrong with Eau de Tap?






Patrick Stewart at 75 - I hate him!







Yet another punch up in the Ukrainian Parliament yesterday,
he have the PM roses, and then tried to drag him out of the chamber!







The answer to my question is................






Really? - getting kids to sing a Christmas song about Walmart?
Oh! My Lord!






I don't think they thought this through!







The editor said to the caption man "Gimme a headline! - Any headline"






Jeb looks pi**ed with his support circus!






Cool Santa is Chilling before the big rush!







Clever graphic on the kitchen cabinet!







I hate banks!






This is too true to be funny - especially the Americans themselves!






Triplets - the truth!







Good one Dave!






Good thinking!

Thanks Robert!







His sister sent him this card - I think Bridget likes her chicken
a bit too much!







The Mullet is definitely coming back!







Fox being chased by a Norwegian wild wood cat






Spooky Christmas tree by day and night!






Sorry no jokes tonight, so - Boys - we shall go to the Mancave!



Tonight's edition is different - Big Ladies.....
They are all Russian - and the Russians like things BIG!

































And one for luck!








Harwich Weather for Sunday






Cloud and light rain during the morning and early afternoon with most parts becoming dry by evening. Light South-Easterly winds. Maximum temperature 10 degrees Celsius.
Chance of Rain: 99 % | Rainfall Amount: 2-5 mm
Severe Weather Risk: Low
Thanks Essexweather.com
 



Thanks for your continuing Support!


Cheers!


Richard.


Friday, 11 December 2015

Weekend Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It rained all day, most of the day spent taking elderly neighbour to hospital, so back home late. Now scrapping to provide a worthwhile blog for your delectation!





The old bed trick - worth another airing!


Thanks Klaus!




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I heartily agree!









This hotel offers exceptional service!








Yup - it's me second from the left!







Guess he's not going to work today!
(I say again - too many guns in US!)







Awww! Mummy cat carrying baby cat!







Justin Trudeau had a new fan!







I like her style - Fakes pregnancy - to smuggle giant pack of Cheetos into the movies!






This is so juvenile - I like it!







These are the names 3 year olds gave to teacher's expected baby...






Invisible Basketballs!






I wonder how many emergency calls were caused by this guy's Christmas Joke!






Portrait of a Megalomaniac!






I won't say it again - today....






Just one little puff of wind.......and......






Colouring - in time!






Starbuck's Christmas Polar Bears look as if their throats have been cut!








Thanks Bill!








Nothing like a gif!




Or another!







Harwich Weather for Saturday






Outbreaks of rain, some heavy will spread across all parts though the morning. Becoming mainly dry, milder but windy for the afternoon. Maximum temperature 11 degrees Celsius.
Chance of Rain: 99 % | Rainfall Amount: 1-3 mm
Severe Weather Risk: Low
ThanksEssexweather.com




 Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Thursday, 10 December 2015

Thursday's Funnies




Dear Family and Friends, Bright and breezy in li'l 'ol Harwich today, more computer jobs, and rescued an elderly neighbour who has messed up his satellite TV - now he can watch football again. Now - more Funnies, just for you!






An old gag in new guise!


Thanks Klaus!






This is oldie but goodie - aired again!



Thanks Klaus - nochmals!


Sorry no jokes tonight - so more pictures instead!


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Until quite recently the English  wouldn't eat blue food because they thought it was poison!







This fine fellow is The Ice Prince - from Mongolia






Believe it or not - this is a mirror 







Another unbelieveable item - this is a painting!






Amazing the variety of phone cases these days!







Ironic - but also very topical!







40,000 calories per mouthful! But hey! - It's Christmas!







Oh! Hilly!







More irony!








You need to read it to the end...






You always get the truth from kids!







This isn't fake it's a type of wild dog







Clint Eastwood on a skateboard - nothing more to say!






Yet more irony!







This guy has a photo of his 3x greats Grandad - Good looking but highly dangerous!






The world's smallest deer it's called a Pudu






Arnie giving support to the troops in Paris






Believe it or not - this is Graffitti!







The Bells! The Bells!






First it was the chocolate teapot, then the motorbike ashtray
 - now the flammable fire extinguisher!







Just a bit Mesmerising!

Thanks Barbara!






Harwich Weather for Friday!







A cloudy morning with outbreaks of rain, heavy at times. Rain will clear South-Eastwards through the afternoon with brighter and breezier conditions developing. Maximum temperature 11 degrees Celsius.
Chance of Rain: 99 % | Rainfall Amount: 2-5 mm
Severe Weather Risk: Low
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.