Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Not nice in Harwich today, raw, and wet! Stayed in, wrestled with a Macbook, for a while, watched a movie pm, now digging for more pictorial amusement - just for you!

Those of you have followed this blog, will know I love Christmas lights. Carson Williams 10 years ago had the idea to control music and lights by computer. He's retired now but Holdman Inc carry on the tradition now in HD.
Wizards of Winter by the Trans Siberian Orchestra

Now Boys! Your secret is safe with me!!!

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So many questions!...........

Advertising is a LIE!

Small boy watches TV in a shop window for the first time - 1948

Where are the Pancakes and Maple syrup?

Venn Santa!

I think someone ought to grab this an run with it........Entrepreneurs???

Some of the young amongst us - will not understand this!!!

PC gone mad, why stick the most natural thing in the World in a windowless box?  !!!!!!!

Get out more!

Seen at A & E recently - this lady mistook Plumber's foam for Hairspray!

I've been Rickrolled by and exam paper!

This is Norway's oldest church - all built from wood!

Hmm - another Great Truth

Thanks Robert!





Manspeak!

 Thanks Robert - again!






Traditional remedy!

 Thanks Robert yet again!






Call me Zoe!

At last an end to the propaganda onslaught - it opens tomrrow - Phew!

Mr and Mrs Pho - seem to be extremely happy!

Not Ironman! - Not Superman! - it's the new Volvo 800!
(Reg this is for you!)

 Thanks Robert! (Rob's been busy eh?)







In my book all this stuff is cr*ap!

This couple always send their parents a really weird Christmas card!

The staff at A & E put up the Christmas decorations!

The Whole World will have to wait until I have finished!!!!

Boys Toys! This thing hasn't flown yet, but they expect to next year!

It's a B17

Harwich Weather for Monday

Cloudy with misty conditions, although perhaps brighter for a time. Further rain is expected to arrive during the evening. Brisk South-Easterly breeze. Maximum temperature 9 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Severe Weather Risk: Low Thanks Essexweather.com

 Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Thanks to you tonight we just passed 158,000 hits on this site!!! Now I shall attempt to amuse with new funny stuff, and hope that you enjoy the rest of your Weekend!

Sometimes when you arrive home, you are greeted by this!

Thanks Klaus!






This is what happens if you park a container crane in the wrong place!

Thanks Pete!



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This airport has a Recombobulation area!

This hotel serves Starbucks Water!!!
What's wrong with Eau de Tap?

Patrick Stewart at 75 - I hate him!

Yet another punch up in the Ukrainian Parliament yesterday,

he have the PM roses, and then tried to drag him out of the chamber!

The answer to my question is................

Really? - getting kids to sing a Christmas song about Walmart?

Oh! My Lord!

I don't think they thought this through!

The editor said to the caption man "Gimme a headline! - Any headline"

Jeb looks pi**ed with his support circus!

Cool Santa is Chilling before the big rush!

Clever graphic on the kitchen cabinet!

I hate banks!

This is too true to be funny - especially the Americans themselves!

Triplets - the truth!

Good one Dave!

Good thinking!

Thanks Robert!

His sister sent him this card - I think Bridget likes her chicken

a bit too much!

The Mullet is definitely coming back!

Fox being chased by a Norwegian wild wood cat

Spooky Christmas tree by day and night!

Sorry no jokes tonight, so - Boys - we shall go to the Mancave!

Tonight's edition is different - Big Ladies.....

They are all Russian - and the Russians like things BIG!

And one for luck!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Cloud and light rain during the morning and early afternoon with most parts becoming dry by evening. Light South-Easterly winds. Maximum temperature 10 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 99 % | Rainfall Amount: 2-5 mm Severe Weather Risk: Low Thanks Essexweather.com

 

Thanks for your continuing Support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It rained all day, most of the day spent taking elderly neighbour to hospital, so back home late. Now scrapping to provide a worthwhile blog for your delectation!

The old bed trick - worth another airing!

Thanks Klaus!




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I heartily agree!

This hotel offers exceptional service!

Yup - it's me second from the left!

Guess he's not going to work today!

(I say again - too many guns in US!)

Awww! Mummy cat carrying baby cat!

Justin Trudeau had a new fan!

I like her style - Fakes pregnancy - to smuggle giant pack of Cheetos into the movies!

This is so juvenile - I like it!

These are the names 3 year olds gave to teacher's expected baby...

Invisible Basketballs!

I wonder how many emergency calls were caused by this guy's Christmas Joke!

Portrait of a Megalomaniac!

I won't say it again - today....

Just one little puff of wind.......and......

Colouring - in time!

Starbuck's Christmas Polar Bears look as if their throats have been cut!

Bill's Jokes

Thanks Bill!

Nothing like a gif!

Or another!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Outbreaks of rain, some heavy will spread across all parts though the morning. Becoming mainly dry, milder but windy for the afternoon. Maximum temperature 11 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 99 % | Rainfall Amount: 1-3 mm Severe Weather Risk: Low ThanksEssexweather.com

 Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.