Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Pleased to say Domestic Goddess is OK and all being well she will come home tomorrow. I shall be James the Butler for a few weeks, so blogs may be intermittent, but please stay with us! Now I have been to the Dark Side and found for you a few more "Bits and Bobs"






More lights - sorry  :-)

Merry Christmas!!!

Thanks Klaus!





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That bottom is so fine it's resurrected Albert Einstein!

Yup! - Back pain killers? - They put them on the bottom shelf!

The Geek's Geek!

The propaganda continues, how about - 

Death Star waffles?

This picture purports to be Russian Spetnaz destroying ISIS tankers

I don't believe it - I think this was at the end of the first Gulf War, but maybe someone will

enlighten us!

This new Dunkin Donuts isn't open yet, but the

Local Cops have to have their little bit of fun!

How about the perfectly formed onion? 

His Dad phoned and said he had lost the dog, some time later he mailed this picture

Only just missed it!

New idea for quick retrieval at the baggage claim!

If you can load it we'll haul it!

Must be a Walmart South of the Mason Dixon!

More people of Walmart!

A few Home Truths!

There! - Spoiled it for you!!!

John's Joke

Thanks John!

Boy's Christmas Tree!

Thanks Klaus - again!






Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Showery rain clearing Eastwards, then drier with some bright or sunny intervals by afternoon before further rain arrives towards evening. Exceptionally mild for mid-December. Maximum temperature 16 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 45 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm Severe Weather Risk: Low Thanks Essexweather.com

 

Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Chilly and stressful day today, the Domestic Goddess was in hospital for an operation. She's OK, so relief all round, Now I have no excuse but to entertain you. So here is a hastily concocted blog, if it's ragged round the edges, you have my apologies!

How about a jazzy Jingle Bells..

The pundits in the papers are warning of a hard Winter - we know nothing!

Thanks Pete!






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See what the Scots did to Trump's Rug. - They hate him up there, he's fighting against their wind farms....

The ultimate in good taste!

This took a minute!

It's a bit like Good overcomes Evil!

This says a lot!

Must be dinner time!

Love pugs!

Not sure what's happening, maybe his proctologist has arrived for

his colonic irrigation!

Redneck Jacuzzi

Only in Russia

I dare not comment!

Thanks Arthur!

Turkey looking forward to Christmas!

Humbug!!!

Thanks Gloria!

He spilt ink on his finger - looks like

the aftermath of a forest fire!

Hispanic Obama

Granny and Grandad made their own crass Christmas sweaters!

Roll up you vegetarians!

Thanks Robert!

For Lord's sake Disney!!! - Star Wars Oranges????

Me too - built for comfort

- not for speed!

Thanks Robert again!

Doin' what comes naturally!

What a great name for a Sandwich Bar!

For all Red Dwarf fans - they'll soon be back!

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!





More Wisdom from the QI Elves







Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Mostly cloudy and dry in the morning with light winds and feeling a touch milder. Winds strengthening as a band of rain moves in from the West late afternoon. Maximum temperature 11 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 70 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-2 mm Severe Weather Risk: Low Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Not nice in Harwich today, raw, and wet! Stayed in, wrestled with a Macbook, for a while, watched a movie pm, now digging for more pictorial amusement - just for you!

Those of you have followed this blog, will know I love Christmas lights. Carson Williams 10 years ago had the idea to control music and lights by computer. He's retired now but Holdman Inc carry on the tradition now in HD.
Wizards of Winter by the Trans Siberian Orchestra

Now Boys! Your secret is safe with me!!!

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So many questions!...........

Advertising is a LIE!

Small boy watches TV in a shop window for the first time - 1948

Where are the Pancakes and Maple syrup?

Venn Santa!

I think someone ought to grab this an run with it........Entrepreneurs???

Some of the young amongst us - will not understand this!!!

PC gone mad, why stick the most natural thing in the World in a windowless box?  !!!!!!!

Get out more!

Seen at A & E recently - this lady mistook Plumber's foam for Hairspray!

I've been Rickrolled by and exam paper!

This is Norway's oldest church - all built from wood!

Hmm - another Great Truth

Thanks Robert!





Manspeak!

 Thanks Robert - again!






Traditional remedy!

 Thanks Robert yet again!






Call me Zoe!

At last an end to the propaganda onslaught - it opens tomrrow - Phew!

Mr and Mrs Pho - seem to be extremely happy!

Not Ironman! - Not Superman! - it's the new Volvo 800!
(Reg this is for you!)

 Thanks Robert! (Rob's been busy eh?)







In my book all this stuff is cr*ap!

This couple always send their parents a really weird Christmas card!

The staff at A & E put up the Christmas decorations!

The Whole World will have to wait until I have finished!!!!

Boys Toys! This thing hasn't flown yet, but they expect to next year!

It's a B17

Harwich Weather for Monday

Cloudy with misty conditions, although perhaps brighter for a time. Further rain is expected to arrive during the evening. Brisk South-Easterly breeze. Maximum temperature 9 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Severe Weather Risk: Low Thanks Essexweather.com

 Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.