Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Normality returns to the Old Git household, as the Domestic Goddess has returned home today. I will have butlering duties for a few weeks, but hopefully we can continue to send funny stuff as ever - just for you!

More lights in the lead up to the big day.
This is a a bit long, but it's different!

I love the look on this baby's face!

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Norwegian Hairdressers make their own Tree!

View of many Eons of Geology

This isn't me - but I like the idea!

Clever lady - I'm not so sure it would work if she

 wasn't wearing her "Scaffolding"!!!

Wordplay...

Thanks Derek!

An actress spoofs Angela, who in turn takes a swipe at Trump!

Someone in Tesco is either very funny or very thick! - You choose!

Thanks Jeanette and Mags!

Seen in a loo at Walmart

Now we've all said it - now it is proven!

Thanks Pete and Jamie!

See I was right about Wagon Wheels!  :-)

Seen in a fireworks shop in India....

They've had cheese slices for years......how about slices - 

of Chocolate!

Yet another Truth!

Thanks Val!

Metamorphosis - or Facial resuscitation!

Oh! No! - even more

Star Wars brainwashing!  GRRRRRRR!

Pete's Joke

Thanks Pete!

Fresh air indeed!

Thanks Susi!









Harwich Weather for Thursday

Dry with some sunny spells in the morning, but cloud thickening through the afternoon as a band of rain spreads from the West during the evening. Exceptionally mild again. Maximum temperature 15 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Severe Weather Risk: Low Thanks Essexweather.com

 

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Pleased to say Domestic Goddess is OK and all being well she will come home tomorrow. I shall be James the Butler for a few weeks, so blogs may be intermittent, but please stay with us! Now I have been to the Dark Side and found for you a few more "Bits and Bobs"






More lights - sorry  :-)

Merry Christmas!!!

Thanks Klaus!





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That bottom is so fine it's resurrected Albert Einstein!

Yup! - Back pain killers? - They put them on the bottom shelf!

The Geek's Geek!

The propaganda continues, how about - 

Death Star waffles?

This picture purports to be Russian Spetnaz destroying ISIS tankers

I don't believe it - I think this was at the end of the first Gulf War, but maybe someone will

enlighten us!

This new Dunkin Donuts isn't open yet, but the

Local Cops have to have their little bit of fun!

How about the perfectly formed onion? 

His Dad phoned and said he had lost the dog, some time later he mailed this picture

Only just missed it!

New idea for quick retrieval at the baggage claim!

If you can load it we'll haul it!

Must be a Walmart South of the Mason Dixon!

More people of Walmart!

A few Home Truths!

There! - Spoiled it for you!!!

John's Joke

Thanks John!

Boy's Christmas Tree!

Thanks Klaus - again!






Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Showery rain clearing Eastwards, then drier with some bright or sunny intervals by afternoon before further rain arrives towards evening. Exceptionally mild for mid-December. Maximum temperature 16 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 45 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm Severe Weather Risk: Low Thanks Essexweather.com

 

Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Chilly and stressful day today, the Domestic Goddess was in hospital for an operation. She's OK, so relief all round, Now I have no excuse but to entertain you. So here is a hastily concocted blog, if it's ragged round the edges, you have my apologies!

How about a jazzy Jingle Bells..

The pundits in the papers are warning of a hard Winter - we know nothing!

Thanks Pete!






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See what the Scots did to Trump's Rug. - They hate him up there, he's fighting against their wind farms....

The ultimate in good taste!

This took a minute!

It's a bit like Good overcomes Evil!

This says a lot!

Must be dinner time!

Love pugs!

Not sure what's happening, maybe his proctologist has arrived for

his colonic irrigation!

Redneck Jacuzzi

Only in Russia

I dare not comment!

Thanks Arthur!

Turkey looking forward to Christmas!

Humbug!!!

Thanks Gloria!

He spilt ink on his finger - looks like

the aftermath of a forest fire!

Hispanic Obama

Granny and Grandad made their own crass Christmas sweaters!

Roll up you vegetarians!

Thanks Robert!

For Lord's sake Disney!!! - Star Wars Oranges????

Me too - built for comfort

- not for speed!

Thanks Robert again!

Doin' what comes naturally!

What a great name for a Sandwich Bar!

For all Red Dwarf fans - they'll soon be back!

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!





More Wisdom from the QI Elves







Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Mostly cloudy and dry in the morning with light winds and feeling a touch milder. Winds strengthening as a band of rain moves in from the West late afternoon. Maximum temperature 11 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 70 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-2 mm Severe Weather Risk: Low Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.