Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We are dog sitting this weekend, so first job of the day was walking Millie along the promenade. The rest of the day was dusting upstairs, and cataloguing my movie collection - what a life we lead! Now more Funny stuff - just for you!

Ooh! Look! More lights  :-)

Turn up your sound and enjoy!

How about Minecraft figures of Minion's Christmas song!

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A Raspberry being a Grape's beard!

At the call centre - this is the day the staff decided not to give a f**k

That's me! I want to see it , but I'll wait till the hype dies down!

Adam likes Star Wars, Jamie doesn't!

He really said that????

Perhaps the coolest business card on the planet

(Steve Wozniak - joint founder of Apple)

Here are the new Microsoft VR Goggles - Oh! Dear same old problem

BSOD!

Passenger in front - he was a good boy the whole flight!

Waterstones being sarcastic....

Morning in India

His Mum decorated glasses for her friends......

spacing was a little problem though!

He really didn't want them to note his phone number!

Or he was a reincarnated Caesar!

(651) 451 - 1 8 7 5

Peanut butter and Jelly wheel lock!

Yup he was using both!

The Star Wars propaganda is sometimes subliminal!!!

The ants will be bowing down no doubt!

JOKES

Thanks Chaps!

Santa's Little Helpers!

Thanks Bill!






Harwich Weather for Sunday

A bright day with sunny spells and a scattering of showers, some briefly heavy early afternoon. Still mild, but a little fresher than Saturday. Maximum temperature 15 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 25 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm Severe Weather Risk: Low Thanks Essexweather.com Thanks to you we just passed 159,000 hits! Cheers! Richard.

Friday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was gloomy here in Harwich today, I was at the supermarket, and helped a friend with his computer. Now it is that time again when I will dig up a few more "Little Gems" for your delectation!

Seven days till Christmas, so inevitably - more lights!

Turn up your sound, sit back and enjoy!










The little b*ggers are back Rockin and Rollin!
Gloria - this is especially for you!

Thanks Susi!







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Unique "Elephant Selfie" !!!

Sound familiar?

Remember the "Golden Girls"?

I started with nothing Bradley!

What's the charge officer?

Snow at the Grand Canyon yesterday....

Incoming!!!

Use the Force Luke - 

not like that!

Locomotive on the lead of a pencil!

It isn't is it????

I bet they're plastic!

Three Things

Thanks Mags!

I blame the Media!

I usually use ductape Lord Vader.............

Hang on! Not like that

Thanks Jamie!

How's that for a determined mouse!

 Thanks Tonia (RU)!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Windy with outbreaks of light rain at times during the morning, generally clearing by afternoon allowing some brighter spells. Exceptionally mild for the time of year. Maximum temperature 15 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 70 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm Severe Weather Risk: Low Thanks Essexweather.com Thanks for calling by! Cheers! Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It is strangely warm here at present 15c today, it is a strong possibility that this will be the warmest December in UK ever! Now for more funny material which I, ably assisted by numerous friends found, just for you!

Only Eight days to go - more lights

Reckoned to be one of the best comedy sketches on UK TV,
screened 33 years ago!

Thanks Jamie!







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He keeps popping up!

Lets take the car on the ice they said, it's really cold - it will be fine - they said!

Erik Johansson is an architect with designs that play with your brain!

I have permission to say that this is funny......

Absolutely nothing to say here!

Life begins apparently at 44 - the boys agree!

They entered a competition for the absolutely most Naff picture

This is the result!

It's the Law!

Thanks Geoff!

More punch ups in the Ukrainian Parliament!

Correct - Ha Ha!

Thanks Jenn!

Said with considerable feeling!

Dad's Excellent put down!

Old Picture - new caption

My answer would be "How do you know that the virgins are female???"

OMG!!!! That really is some truck!!!!

Thanks Robert!

The dog ate the decorations - here's their deterrent!

Want to see a computer technician sweat? - Here's one!

Vlad - shall we play Doctors and Nurses?

Thanks Antonina! ( and yes she's Russian)

Redundancy is the plague of the English Language!

I will tell you I can do things - I cannot do this thing!!!

Thanks Klaus!






Perhaps the most extravagant trick shot in snooker history!

Thanks Derek!








Harwich Weather for Friday!

Mainly dry throughout the day with some brightness during the morning and perhaps just one or two spots of rain early afternoon. Not quite as mild as recent days. Maximum temperature 14 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Severe Weather Risk: Low Thanks Essexweather.com

 

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Normality returns to the Old Git household, as the Domestic Goddess has returned home today. I will have butlering duties for a few weeks, but hopefully we can continue to send funny stuff as ever - just for you!

More lights in the lead up to the big day.
This is a a bit long, but it's different!

I love the look on this baby's face!

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Norwegian Hairdressers make their own Tree!

View of many Eons of Geology

This isn't me - but I like the idea!

Clever lady - I'm not so sure it would work if she

 wasn't wearing her "Scaffolding"!!!

Wordplay...

Thanks Derek!

An actress spoofs Angela, who in turn takes a swipe at Trump!

Someone in Tesco is either very funny or very thick! - You choose!

Thanks Jeanette and Mags!

Seen in a loo at Walmart

Now we've all said it - now it is proven!

Thanks Pete and Jamie!

See I was right about Wagon Wheels!  :-)

Seen in a fireworks shop in India....

They've had cheese slices for years......how about slices - 

of Chocolate!

Yet another Truth!

Thanks Val!

Metamorphosis - or Facial resuscitation!

Oh! No! - even more

Star Wars brainwashing!  GRRRRRRR!

Pete's Joke

Thanks Pete!

Fresh air indeed!

Thanks Susi!









Harwich Weather for Thursday

Dry with some sunny spells in the morning, but cloud thickening through the afternoon as a band of rain spreads from the West during the evening. Exceptionally mild again. Maximum temperature 15 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Severe Weather Risk: Low Thanks Essexweather.com

 

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.