Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Supermarket shopping today, and I sincerely hope that it's the last before Christmas, it was a bit like a rugby scrum, but we escaped unscathed!

Now I must focus on the job in hand, to inform and amuse, hopefully, just for you!

More lights - this time it's Techno!

You like schmalzy? - I will give you Schmalz!

Thanks Klaus!






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Just add a couple of Pringles and a pair of Revels - and you get - a Duckface!

Now the Ultimate Nightmare - Hillary Trump!!!

Landlord says it with feeling!

Hypothetical question - what would you do!

This is what happens if you throw your cup of tea in the air at 40 degrees below!

Here's a little puzzle - is this a girl or a bird....

This isn't a selfie, she is showing you the rare beach diving Fatbumbird!

Oh! Yes! That Archemedes had a point!

This isn't what you are thinking, if it was what you were thinking

 - you would be able to see her knees!!

Hmm! Open and Shut case I would think!

Look surprised they said.......

You know that feeling you're in the sea and you tread on something squishy and wriggly!!

What a tit!

You have to be a bit geeky to understand this!

We have an Optician in our town, also a Sikh, he gets the same stupid questions!

Grammatical Christmas...

I guess at some time this was going to happen!

Thanks Robert!

I know that feeling!

Memorial to Albert Eistein - W Palm Beach

I cannot for the life of me, think of a slogan for this one!

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

Sometimes Christmas goes ever so slightly wrong......

Thanks Klaus Again!

I have a feeling - he doesn't appreciate this kind of music!

Thanks Klaus - yet again!!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

After a sunny start, cloud will build bringing the chance of isolated showers. Most places will remain dry, while becoming breezy. Feeling colder than recent days. Maximum temperature 12 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 15 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Severe Weather Risk: Low Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Dear Family and Friends, We visited the Health Centre today, followed by town for odd shopping - it was windy and wet. Home again, and now I continue my search for fun stuff for your amusement.....please enjoy!

More modern lights tonight - Frozen

Not how you think it will happen

Thanks Klaus!






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He wanted to change his picture on Facebook -
going for max impact no doubt !

Good way to get more Christmas boxes!
In the ultimate capitalism!

They went to the new Star Wars, the boy became motion sick and they spent the rest of the movie in the john!

Now I have seen some sleazeballs in my life but this........

If you go to Star Wars dressed as R2 D2 remember to let the paint dry first!

They said make her picture wearing a hat - I they didn't hear properly

Best Day?

Now do I grab some paper, guessing how much I need, or when finished do I shuffle out stiff at the knees, to take the required amount???

The Force be with you!

Cle-ver!!!

Is it a misprint?

Cruel Gift!

Must be cold somewhere, - Ice off a Jeep

No sunshine that's the Stop line not a parking bay!

I think they mean"Right" - but her look is priceless!

Whatcha doin? - Having a shower, Ok I will watch!

Derek's Jokes

Thanks Derek!

Sadistic Christmas tree!

Thanks Klaus!







Harwich Weather for Tuesday

A breezy day with occasional rain or drizzle. There will be some drier interludes and it will be exceptionally mild once again. Maximum temperature 16 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 90 % | Rainfall Amount: 2-4 mm Severe Weather Risk: Low Thanks Essexweather.com

 

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, After a morning in the garden, where the warm weather is great for weeds! Back indoors for washing machine and tumble dryer duty (I am learning - slowly), now I can concentrate on the most important job of the day - your funny stuff!

The music of Beer!

Thanks Derek!





   



More lights only 5 days to go!

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Shall I take a brolly he said, no there's one in the car she said.....

Too True!!!

Squirrels storing their nuts in old woodpecker holes

A lesson in Maths from Stephen Fry

The Elf on the Shelf

His landlord just put this at the front of his apartment - is he trying to tell him something?

Carrie Fisher ca 1975

He looks so bored!!

Seen in Sweden, Aurora shaped like a wolf...

Or is it Photoshopped?

Kid kicks off about Seahorses!

Traitor in the ranks!

Split personality!

I see Irony!

John's Joke

Thanks John!

Old fashioned gifs - can be fun!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Dry and bright to start Christmas week, though cloud and wind increasing by midday with showery rain for a time mid to late afternoon and into the evening. Maximum temperature 14 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 70 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm Severe Weather Risk: Low Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.