Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I hope that you had a really Great Christmas! Thanks to you we have passed 160,000 hits on the blog! I have eaten too much, and have waddled over to the computer and excuse me if tonight's effort is a bit ragged! - here goes!

That old Chuck Norris - He's back!

Thanks Klaus!







Oldie but Goodee!

Thanks Derek!






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I am not captioning these, just to say "Thee Party Season is going Strong"!
Needless to say these ladies come from Russia!

He said "Santa may I sit on your lap?! he said no so they compromised!

After the first person goes Bankrupt in Monopoly!

Xmas Cake a la Van Gogh!

Poor Presents!

I really hope it's an X Box!

Christmas weather - same over there as it is over here!

Thoughtful delivery man having a gentle swipe at the opposition!

The world's worst present Thanks Ma!

That's the Christmas dinner done for!

A parcel wrapper just like me!

I guess he's short of work!

Slightly misleading image!

Amazing Roman mosaics found on a building site
Sorry don't know where this is!

How to easily fix your iPhone battery!!!

Thanks Jamie!







Girls Please look away! - It's a Mancave thing!





G-Forces......I watched for 30 minutes before I realised the clip was only 7 seconds long!!!!!

Thanks Geoff!






And if it isn't too late!

Thanks Klaus!








Harwich Weather for Monday

Fine and dry with sunshine developing. Winds will pick up to a brisk South-Easterly during the day and temperatures again on the mild side. Maximum temperature 12 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Severe Weather Risk: Low Thanks Essexweather.com

 Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Dear Family and Friends, It's Christmas Eve, so now is the time to thank most sincerely, all of my friends who contribute to our blog! Helen and myself wish all our friends, family and all our loyal followers of "Old Git's Funnies" throughout the World, a Very Happy Christmas and a Healthy and Peaceful New Year!

We shall be "Off the air" for a few days, but as soon as the festivities are over

"We'll be back" - Here are your Festive Funnies.....

This is a bit of a surprise! Moscow's Christmas lights as seen by a Drone

Thanks Antonina (RU) !

And now for London

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So say all of us!

Thanks Carol Kirkwood (The Weather Lady)!











It must be cold somewhere........but where???

Little swine - and yes they are cable ties!!!

Recognise her? It's Marilyn Monroe on her first modelling assignment in 1946.

Had she lived she would be 89 years old!

For all the cat lovers - a cat in a

Christmas tree...

Think about these chaps over Christmas...

and maybe pop a few quid in their collection box?

Thanks Mags!

Nothing like a bit of competition!

Desirable Bijou Residence!

As a retired Surveyor this job would have been a total nightmare!!!

The propaganda machine rumbles on!

Clever this pavement art!

Thanks Klaus!

Donald breast feeds Jeb in a representation of a

famous old Master. The ultimate of bad taste? Possibly!!!

He kindly takes an injured hawk in a box to the pet rescue

then he looks in the rearview mirror!

Not much to say......"Karma or Choke" !

There was an accident and a liquid CO2 truck was ruptured

this creepy scene was the result!

Happy Birthday - someone.......

Thanks Janet!

Christmas in Canada has its own challenges!

Cu - Cme

May the Good Lord have mercy on your guts!

Good Old Amazon! He received 10kg of Playdough that he didn't order

together with the Amazon label gun!!!

Meet Vladislava Evtushenko - Miss Russia at the Miss Universe  Pageant

He certainly had fun on his way to the office!

Putting things into perspective!

Airport Security - in a nutshell!

JOKES
Thanks Chaps!












Merry Christmas from General Dynamics
These are Military Robots - say no more!

Harwich Weather for Christmas Day

Mostly dry at first, but thickening cloud and outbreaks of rain will spread in from the South-West during the morning. Becoming mostly dry, milder and windy during the afternoon. Maximum temperature 11 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 99 % | Rainfall Amount: 1-3 mm Severe Weather Risk: Low Thanks Essexweather.com Thanks for your support throughout the year! Cheers! Richard.

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a not too bad day today, the sun even came out for a while. Now it's back to the grindstone to conjure up some more amusing trifles, just for you!

More Christmas Lights.....enjoy - last lot tomorrow night!

This epitomises the winter this year!

Thanks Klaus!






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This clever photographer admitted that to get a shot like this 
he puts a bagel on his head!

Realism!

You have to be English to get this.......

Thanks Barbara!

The Blonde receptionist doesn't seem to have much trade!

There's Thick, and then there's Really Thick!

Humiliation!

He was hoping for a bike!

2015 Snowman!

Thanks Mags!

Sometimes Fatties can dance!

Thanks Klaus! - Again!

I suspect that Santa isn't going to end it all,

but maybe advertising a Bungee Jump!

Another unashamed plug for that Movie!

Suspect this guy was a Boy Scout - "Be Prepared"!!!

No just checking her roadworthiness sarge!

Love this!

Seasonal Poo!

My Sister in Law lives here!  :-)

Thanks Susi

I think we are all a little bit more sceptical about GPS than we were!

This young lady is at college and lives alone, this is her Christmas Card

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

How about a Scientific Christmas Carol - it even has subtitles!

Thanks Neil!







Harwich Weather for Christmas Eve

Bright start, but strong winds and rain moving Eastwards through the morning, clearing mid afternoon to leave sunny spells and showers. Winds lighter, but still feeling relatively fresh at times. Maximum temperature 12 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 90 % | Rainfall Amount: 1-3 mm Severe Weather Risk: Low Thanks Essexweather.com Thanks for calling by! Cheers! Richard