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Wednesday, 3 February 2016

Wednesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, I had a little challenge today, the ethernet connection between my iMac and my TV needed replacing. It was old and flakey, and it wasn't Gigabit. Small snag, it runs out through the wall down the side of the house and back in by the TV, so there was much tugging of messenger lines and a few bad words, but in the end - it works! Now for Funnies!





Not sure of the context, but a helicopter arrives on the deck of a US aircraft carrier, dumps some greased pigs and hightails out.....











Only an ad, but tee hee!


Thanks Klaus!







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Just a woman falling off a chair in Vegas!










Great Idea, but a loosing battle I fear!









Love this - an absolute classic!!!








Revenge a meal best served cold!








Their Engagement photo was rather bland - so he adjusted it!








Nothing more need be said!








Cousins! - Love your Slogans!








De Rigeur in Walmart, Jeans surmounted by denim shorts!








She thought he was working out, but boys will be boys!








Mondays! Pah!








The compensation culture!









Whoops number 932








Starry Night Hair...........nice.............why!









Dubai Poo trucks - amazing...



Thanks Derek!







We didn't have a Mancave recently, so - sorry ladies......


From Mother Russia, more curvy selfies















Anastasia is reputed to be the World's best Pole dancer - you be the judge.....










Harwich Weather for Thursday







Largely cloudy skies. Temperatures above the early February average. North Westerly winds 15mph, gusting 28mph Max 12c  Min 3c  Chance of rain 15% Thanks Essexweather.com




Thanks for your support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Tuesday, 2 February 2016

Tuesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It continues to be windy here in Harwich. Today was shopping, 3x supermarkets, back to lunch almost on my knees! Now it's time yet again to do my best to compose something to amuse....Just for you!







This is both spectacular and scary, a truck caught fire  carrying Oxygen and Acetylene. When you think it's all over....it isn't!



Thanks Derek!










It's amazing to think that it's nearly 50 years since these guys played and sang together!









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Remember this guy?


Thanks Geoff!






Yes they do look alike do they not?









So do these!








Sweet revenge!








Arriving home the worse for wear.........
He thought he was being watched by frogs on the roof!








The back seats of the Maybach S600








Oh!








Er  Safe enough? I think I'll pass!








I do try.......








Dinosaur Candle









Jokes
Thanks Chaps!






Now for a series called "90% of them ARE Idiots"!























































































Thanks Geoff!






Harwich Weather for Wednesday







The chance of some light rain at times, but a good deal of sunshine is also expected. Westerly winds 20mph, gusting 30mph  Max 8c  Min 3c  Chance of rain 55% Rainfall 1mm
Thanks Essexweather.com




Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Monday, 1 February 2016

Monday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, We were dog sitting today, that means being dragged along Dovercourt promenade, sniffing everything in sight. Met doggy friends, and human too. No computer work today, so it was a good time to replenish the stocks of funny pictures etc. Now we'll have another go at making you snigger!






If you haven't been to this place (In Hamburg) - you must go - It is terrific!













Mr Pabst an artist who draws in 3D


Thanks Klaus!







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Sadly there is no backspace on an embroidering machine!









Her daughter asked for a nose ring for her Birthday - her wish was fulfilled!








I should run that through Google translate if I were you Chum!








Not sure about this - is that Vlad underneath?








Cold Symptoms...








In India Lounge Lizards are not allowed!








Life can be fun even if you spend your whole life upside down!








I understand that this is a saying in Florida!







A clever use of surface water!








I guess he feels a bit inadequate!









That look says "I just noticed that the hostess's hair just caught fire!"








Their dog just ate a bee!







JOKES
Thanks Chaps!






Now a little item from Russia - "Raw Envy rules!"






















To end tonight to soothe the savage breast.....







Harwich Weather for Tuesday






Dry and bright with lengthy spells of sunshine. A little less mild, but feeling pleasant in the sunshine. South Westerly winds 17mph, gusting 31mph Max 10c  Min 9c  Chance of rain 15% Thanks Essexweather.com



Thanks as always for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.