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Saturday, 6 February 2016

Saturday's Funnies




Dear Family and Friends, Another windy day, I had to dodge the waves on the promenade this morning. However no rain today. Now the time has come for me to plumb the depths of the Internet to try and find more amusing stuff - just for You!






One is trouble, 2 are more than double trouble!












On the Beach in Israel, a Flashmob with a difference!









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This is what happens if you leave the door open at high tide in San Diego!








Always read the small print!








A little girl from Junior school, made up to look 100 to celebrate their 100th day at school








This is cool!








Yes that is Ed, the background looks normal - but look closer!








What happens to a wind turbine in freezing rain








Remember - thanks FB - When your ex took your pickup and drove it into the river!








This is where a failed Juggler throws all his dreams!








This is so bad - it's good!

 Thanks Mo!






They are much smarter than we know!








His first attempt at Photoshop at the Camera club!








No chance!

Thanks Stanley!






Classic pick up!








JOKES
Thanks Chaps!









Meet "Shaman" Eight steerable wheels go anywhere can carry 1.5 tons, made in Russia
I want one!










Harwich Weather for Sunday







Any lingering rain will clear to leave a dry and bright day. Still windy. South Westerly winds 18mph, gusting 36mph  Max 10c  Min 7c  Chance of rain 15%
Thanks Essexweather.com



Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.













Friday, 5 February 2016

Weekend Funnies for you




Dear Family and Friends, It was grey and wet here today, I had one early call out, then I scuttled indoors to the warm and dry. Fiddled with some movies and watched one PM, now fishing around for some more pictorial fun just for you!





Wait - for - it........


Thanks Susi!











They've slung her wrong....she's going to.......


Thanks Geoff!







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Am I right in assuming this is a Vet?








Clever use of positive and negative!








Stone age blues!








Maybe Tibbles farted!








I know they joke about dog's breath - but dragon breath?








Do that once more Gator and I will be really mad!








Way Hey! - Gravity is defied!








Man - he's so tough he farts sparks!








The cookie is mine!








Mmmm - Lunch!








I think they got the rhythm wrong...










Wise words of the day!

Thanks Derek!






Another truth from one of my heroes!

Thanks Elna!







Sudden realisation!

Thanks Geoff!






Just a half!

 Thanks again Geoff!







Cheers!







It says "No matter who you love, you can find the gift from us "








Refining the workforce!








Oh! No! Dad joke coming up!








Want to know why they always show the Bald Eagle in profile?









JOKES
Thanks Chaps!









Football Tango


Thanks Klaus!








Harwich Weather for Saturday







Rain will spread Eastwards during the morning. Very windy. Southerly winds 21mph, gusting 44mph  Min10c  Max  13c  Chance of rain 95%  rainfall 2mm
Thanks Essexweather.com




Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.













Thursday, 4 February 2016

Thursday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Thank you all, because today we passed 167,000 hits on our blog. I am continuing to have difficulty uploading certain types of movie clip, so I apologise that clips may be thin on the ground. Anyway tomorrow is Friday where the Weekend begins!






By George! - Thar she blows!
















Barbers take a pop at one another









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Yes you do (look like this) !








I am not a violent person, but I really believe, I would take a chance and rip his face off !!!








Novel MOT report!








With this publicity - he's bound to win one this year!








Wisdom found in the lifts at Goldman Sachs








Well that's fixed then!








Dear lady, I believe you should have thought your placard design through!








Pygmy Goblin Bat








He dozed off at his workstation soooo!








Why on Earth?????








I think that we have all been here!
 Thanks Richard C!






It took me quite a long time to work out what is wrong here......











I have been sitting here for the last 15 minutes trying
to find a clever slogan for these two ladies....
Sorry I can't !




















Harwich Weather for Friday








Cloudy conditions are likely to persist for much of the day. Any sunshine limited to the late afternoon period. South Westerly winds 17mph, gusting 31mph  Max 12c  MIn 9c  Chance of rain 15%  Thanks Essexweather.com



Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.