Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, First a big thank you - today we passed 168,000 hits in the Old Git's Funnies Blog! Busy today in Colchester to the bank and supermarket. One call out PM, now having got my breath back, now to start on that most important job of the day - your Funnies!

You're on camera and they want you to kiss......there's always one.......!

Thanks Klaus!











The little old lady is on her driving lesson when the instructor tells her to reverse park!

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Behind You!!!

Thanks Robert!







Remember yesterday the people who parked on the frozen lake and it thawed?
Here's a better view.......of their suffering! - Tee Hee!

Excuse me Disney - but....................Euphemisms????

The Boss obviously cares!

You're telling me that going in front of a load of testosterone laden laddos
is really a good idea??? Hmmm!

Robin Williams doing his "Cheer leader Thing"

Too true!

Thanks Again Robert!







Love this - Grammar Nazi!

Boom Boom!

Curiosity killed the cat - or nearly!

Definitely a librarian!

A bit unkind - possibly true!

This kiddie has been watching too much "Office" !

Someone is going to have a really bad day!!!

In Hong Kong rats are zeros!

Jokes
Thanks Chaps!







I believe in Karma!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

A dry and bright day with plenty of sunshine. Feeling cold. North-Westerly winds 20mph, gusting 33mph  Max 9c  Min 4c  Chance of rain 15%

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Storm Imogen arrived, very windy, and the rain just arrived too! Hopefully it will soon pass. I had to go out in it to help a friend with his printer, but now am in the warm to compose something hopefully amusing just for you!

Only an ad, but cleverly made!

A walk round Donald Trump's New  Boeing 757

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Even The All Powerful Vlad needs an ice cream once in a while!

The little lad isn't keen on Dad's friend

Possibly this will not end well!

I tried so hard to think of a pumpkin on a bolt joke - sorry nothing!

The Russian Privy in the Winter dilemma!

They parked on the frozen lake - then it thawed!

We've bought an Ostrich they said - send a photo to prove it we said.....

Using a laser to prove a point!

When you see this you will feel drunk - even if you aren't!

These are grains of sand magnified 300 times

Trajectory of a sugar cube dropped into a Cappuccino!

JOKES
Thanks Chaps!







Now we have a little vignette - a Russian Interpretation 
of Valentine's day!







Love the sealant round the bath!

Awww! So sweet!

But then Oh! Dear!

How about Valentine Beefsteaks!

For him.........and for him!

Clever surprise - for her !

From Belarus......

Even Tibbleski is in the mood!

Maths - I can't do maths!....

Thanks Susi!






Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Showers are expected through the morning, then turning briefly drier and brighter before outbreaks of patchy rain arrive during the evening. Westerly winds 13mph, gusting 23mph  Max 7c  Min 4c Chance of rain 70% 

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a bright but windy day here in Harwich. I amused myself hunting for funny clips and pictures, and very quickly it was evening and time for me to publish, so here we go!

There's a mini theme developing tonight.....Ladies of a certain age!

Item 1 Older Ladies

2 Bitchin' Babes

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Welcome to Ireland

The Incomparable Douglas Adams
When asked it The Meaning of Life and everything really is 42

First attempt at a Selfie with her Toucan - not going too well!

A comparison!

Science - comments

Er..........

Sorry yet another!

I want one!

Perhaps a good way to smuggle vodka!

Typical - in the Biggest Capitalism in the World!

I hope that you're not eating your dinner!
This is called auto suggestion!

Thanks Jamie!







Aussie Dunny - when you're in the wilds you have to be wild!

Thanks Jeanette!






I wonder where Granny has got to!

Always love a good pun!

Thanks Mags!






Today's Philosophical comment!

 Thanks Again Mags!







Clever Crossing sign from Sweden

Thanks Martin!






In just a few minutes and the kids have turned the kitchen into a sinister place!

Yes lad I do agree you were hit by a soccer ball!

It appears that last night's bender did not end well!

The big question!

It's only a gorilla made from coat hangers!

Happy Family group!

His wife told him to cut her sandwich in half - which he did!

Meet Jacob Tolliver.......Jerry Lee Lewis lives!

In 3-2-1......

Thanks Gloria!






Harwich Weather for Monday

Here comes storm Imogen!!!

Very windy with frequent showers during the morning. South Westerly winds 28mph, gusting 47mph  Max 11c  Min 8c  Chance of rain 95% Rainfall 5mm.

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continued support!


Cheers!


Richard.