Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a hard frost this morning, although the sun came out and it was mostly gone by 10am. I had a couple of jobs on computers, and now am back to root and ferret about in the nether regions of the Internet, for more cannon fodder - just for you!

Sorry - no clips tonight - so you get more pictures

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Amazing topiary!

It is - a Lie!!!

They are smarter than we think!

Belated valentine!

This appears to be an extremely heavy cat!

Don't you despise people who do this?

Alternatively described as "Niagara Falls" and "Gentleman"

I'm no gardener but this is a Lobster claw Heliconia

Strong genes!

Perfect man?

Madam doesn't want you to use them!

I've seen this expression on people's faces too!

Possibly contrived - but "Ugly face on a spade"

Wow Bernie Sanders certainly is a crowd puller!

JOKES

Thanks Chaps!

Now we have a little vignette from Russia

More "Right place Right time" Pictures

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

The best of the sunshine through the morning before turning cloudy by mid-afternoon. Sleet and snow arriving overnight into Thursday. Southerly winds 14mph, gusting 24mph  Max 6c  Min 2c  Chance of rain 40% 

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was busy computerwise today, one call out all morning and another late PM, supermarket shopping in between. Having dined, and relaxed a bit, it is again time to conjure up a little funny magic - just for you!

You will find this either totally boring - or fascinating - you be the judge!

Thanks Susi!

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Makes you smile!

Thanks Jamie!

His wife and daughter said that the vacuum cleaner wouldn't work - this is what came out of the brush-roller!

Meet the Ekranoplan - this monster, bigger than a Jumbo Jet was built by the Russians during the Cold War. When the Soviet system ended the project was scrapped.

It is really a ship rather than a plane and uses surface effect to skim above the water.Designed for Russia's rivers and lakes.

Oldie but goodee!

Boom Boom - love a pun!

Valentines day

I disagree! Matt isn't one!

Er........Sunshine - can't you read?

Waiting for..........

Thanks Martin!

Here's my type of guy!

Philosophical thought for the day - squashed!

Some drunks broke into an animal park on the Isle of Wight, and

 put this Triceratops in the middle of the road...

The entrance to the Steinway piano factory

Meh!

Is that the Duchess of Cambridge trying out the crown?

Nah! But.............

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

They - fly - through - the - air - with - the - greatest - of - ease...

Thanks again Susi!







Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Plenty of blue sky and unbroken sunshine after a very cold and frosty start. Southerly winds 7mph, gusting 16mph  Max 7c  Min -2c  Sunny Intervals  Chance of rain 5%

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, When I walked along the shore today I was rained upon, and therefore returned home in a soggy state. After a cup of tea I fulfilled my duty of vaccuming upstairs. I am now free to get on with the important job of creating once again another edition,

(this will be number 1162) of the blog. Please enjoy!

Almost 45 years ago they made this, it was on our very first music cassette!

How not to search for a gas leak!

Thanks Susi!






They sent her a Valentine Kissagram!

Einstein was right when he suggested Gravitational waves!

I know it's taboo - but clever electric lighter

Ethernet IT Jesus!

The Dominator!

Welcome to Oz!

It's strange - I looked at this for at least 15 minutes - I can't see her necklace!

Couldn't work there any more!

Mum is 140 years old her baby - 2 years!

Yes! many many times!!!

 Thanks Derek!






Love the Cousin's Slogans!

This will not end well!

Signs by morons!

Thanks Jules!






It looks as if her flatmate used her soap!

True Love!

Thanks Mags!







John's Joke
Thanks John!







The only thing to say is Wow!

Thanks Deganit!






Harwich Weather for Monday

Feeling cold with wintry showers for much of the day. Northerly winds 18mph, gusting 29mph  Max 6c  Min -1c  Chance of rain 80%

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Sorry, I'm a bit short of material tonight, but I will throw something together, we are out on the tiles tonight! BTW thanks to your support, we just passed 169,000 hits on the blog!

Believe it or not - this was one of the very first clips ever on Youtube!
In computer terms prehistoric!

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Awwwwwww!

Is this the land that our elders fought to save?????

Yes - it's very near 100% but they can't state that!

Exercise in magnetic forces

Flipping Heck!!!!

Doesn't hurt to bring 'em down to Earth occasionally!

We all know one of these!

Look carefully, there's a camouflaged Swedish warship in this picture!

How long?

Remember the Golden Girls?

Whoops number 327

Call me old fashioned but to me that looks just too everything!

Ancient? Yes I suppose it is!

The culprit is apprehended!

This was found on a Samsung Tablet - you guessed it - in Walmart!

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!







Passage though Dutch waterways - I love that place!

Thanks Geoff!








Harwich Weather for Sunday

Many places dry, however wintry showers will become a little more frequent during the evening and overnight period. North Easterly winds 17mph, gusting 30mph  Max 6c  Min 3c

Chance of rain 80%  rainfall 2mm

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.