Old Git's Funnies

Friday, 4 March 2016

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was bright and icy here today. I was busy tending sick computers most of the day. Now I must concentrate on finding new humour to entertain, especially for you!

This is new in Norway - a silly walks crossing!

There's a bear just around the corner!

Thanks Jamie!

Not much of a job - but someone's got to do it!

Another profound statement from the candidate!

Another job that someone has to do!

The bears are not eating him as they are feasting on a dead whale

Shades of the Weimar republic

Someone put a cardigan on him!

Mafia victim wearing concrete boot!

Must be Netherlands - laying block paving like carpet!

Prototype Fire helmet

Applicants line up here!

To avoid having to use plastic boxes there must be a waterproof covering to protect the oranges before sale!

Eat Mum!

Thanks Derek!

Trump - ton

Thanks again Derek!

More madness!

Celebrity is his God!

This lady is Sheika Moza of Quatar, they do not all wear burkas!

Another truth!

That English Weather!

Oh! What a Life!

Now I thought it was just a variation in the brick colour - but no!

JOKES
Thanks Chaps!

Those Quebecois Pranksters are at it again!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

A bright start, however the chance of light rain arriving during the afternoon. Northerly winds 21mph, gusting 10mph Min -1c Max 7c Chance of rain 30%

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks as ever for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday, 3 March 2016

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Not a bad day here in Harwich today, bright but chilly. had a few jobs, nothing too onerous, and PM to Post Office, Deli and Supermarket.

My reward was a chocolate twist Danish, for pushing the trolley! Now back in the warm to try once again to drum up more pictorial humour for your amusement!

The Pogo stick makes a return appearance

Thanks Klaus!

Oh! Yes! - Dog ownership is a joy!

Thanks Terry and Sandra!

Gallery

Oh! Please your Maj !!!

I'm not saying it's nice, but a good result!

Now that's what I call a Bath - room!

As a "Modern Man" I have to say.......................She's right of course!

Thanks Susi

One of my favourite places in the world!

Yes they call it Falconry!

Naughty sexy carrots!

Sh*t! - Possibly one of the worst days of her life!!!

They are the "Pools of Venus"

Possibly the biggest problem in the First World!

It says "Friesland - the Land of Laughs"!

Thanks Klaus!

Love this, one of the best from SE Asia for a while!

Here Here!

Really? Get a better job by stuffing a sponge down your pants?

He bought himself Star Wars socks, but when he looked down.........

We all do this!

It'll be OK he said!

When you think about it they're covering all the possibilities!

OK guys the boss is away - let's test that Domino theory!

It's a myth actually!

Philosophical advice on your way to work!

JOKES
Thanks Chaps!

Not new but Great! - The Great Flydini!

Thanks Geoff!

Last but not least a brace of old fashioned Animated Gifs

Nothing to say!

The Pole Dancing Apprentice doesn't seem to be doing too well!

Thanks Klaus (for both)!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Showers may merge into a longer spell of rain at times, perhaps wintry inland. South Westerly winds 12mph, gusting 23mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday, 1 March 2016

Dear Family and Friends, It was a busy day, work on my server, followed by the funeral of an elderly neighbour, home again for dinner, now time once again to attempt to amuse with more funny things just for you!