Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Despite the Prophets of Doom, today was a warm sunny one. Most of my time today was computer related, but fitted in a movie this PM. Now my job is to devise some way, to make you smile - just a little bit!

First to get you into a mellow mood here's Andre

Thanks Derek!














This is more scary, crash test at 120 MPH

Exuberant eh!

Distress / Footy combo!

Asian people love to have English slogans on their clothes, -
but they haven't a clue what it means

30 Toasts

Not a Photobomb, just an old letch!

What do you expect? You're protein to him!

Nice ass - wait a minute - Mermaids don't have asses!

Old but ......

This has happened to me!

I think they missed the point!

I'm sorry I just don't get this........what's with the window advert!

Ah! Now I get it!

Sporty Granny!

Stephen Hawking warns about this!

She's - a - dedicated - follower - of - fashion!

Cool passenger!

JOKE

Ken my friend - this is for you!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Largely cloudy and noticeably cooler than recent days. Showers developing late morning and lingering into the afternoon. South Easterly winds 8mph, gusting 18mph Min  12c  Max 17c chance of rain 35% Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Had to go to Colchester on business, - it was hot! Now back in the cooling East breeze of Harwich, I am back in front of the screen to prepare more fun stuff with which to try and keep your attention!  :-)

After yesterday's Harwich song, not to be outdone,
 my cousin sent me the Sarfend one.....!

This isn't new, but a cry from the heart from my generation 

The dog is moulting, so they're thinking of starting a
Trump wig production line!

Banksy gave this to a local school "Could do better Banksy"

This Face swap didn't go as planned!

Somewhere in Mother Russia there's a Crazy Toilet Cafe!

Continuing destruction of our language!

Thanks John J!






You can see how massive this Tornado cloud is when you see the wind turbines!

It would appear that Tibbles is displeased and requires an interview!

Street art...

Inappropriate siting of a tattoo!

72 Years ago the greatest invasion in history. let us not forget!

Hindsight - a wonderful thing!

No it is not for sale!

Yet another handy application!

And the lady's hat is made from..........?

Little Bleeders!

Glub Glub Glub Glub!

Tee Hee - It's an ill wind etc!

John's Joke
Thanks John!





This is another of the very first Youtube clips
This was banned by Sony for copyright reasons!

90% of them are cabbages!

Harwich weather for Thursday

A dry and bright day with plenty of Summer sunshine. North Easterly winds 8mph gusting 15mph  Min  11c  Max 18c  chance of rain 5% 

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, The clouds are gathering, and we are promised thunderstorms this evening. Never mind we are indoors, and the rain will be welcome. I'm a bit short of material tonight, I can't use Facebook movies, because they don't work on portable devices, so I have to rely on Youtube, which limits the supply.

Never mind as Micawber said - something will "Turn up!"

I never knew there was a song about my home town!
It's so bad - it's good! Please enjoy "Holiday in Harwich"

Thanks Jamie and Geoff!











His son looks like a gang boss!

Lightning and a Rainbow together
(Allegedly!)

Yup! You sure did!

I'm certainly glad I wasn't that guy!

He is a Blue Rain Toad
Looks a bit jarred off doesn't he!

Another truth!

She gives the deer a stern ticking off for stealing from the bird feeder - again!

Latest in child safety supports!

Gosh! I hope his face was red!

Good old CNN - you just had to get it wrong!

I fear that this is fake, but I would really love to see the Northern Lights!

How cool, batting a teargas cannister with a tennis racket!

This dentist was so enthusiastic about toothpaste,
she didn't notice that the emoji was of a turd!

This bird appears to have another bird on it's beak!

Sorry - no jokes tonight so - more gifs





What a wonderful way to suffocate!

Chimp likes Katy's assets

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Any lingering overnight thunderstorms clearing to leave a dry and sunny day. Feeling warm and humid. Easterly winds 8mph, gusting 15mph  Min 13c  Max 22c  Chance of rain 10%

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers


Richard.