Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We awarded ourselves a day out today, and we had a visit to Tiptree, to a huge garden centre, and then on to Wilkin's Jam factory for lunch. Now nose to the grindstone as I prepare to delve the depths for more pictorial humour - just for you!

Is this flukey of what?

Thanks Klaus









I never saw a Japanese lady stand up comedian before.......

I wonder if he ate the camera man first?

New from IKEA - please note this is not available as a flat pack!

Thanks Derek!







Hey get off that phone!

Meanwhile deep on the Russian steppes, this lady has found the 21st century!

In their haste to get to the Doughnut shop - they forgot!

Tibbles is loving his hike tent!

Leggings - the truth - some shouldn't!

Now that's mean!

They called and called and he didn't come - they eventually found him here!

This is what your smart phone looks like after falling 4 floors!

We have all been close !

Thanks Gloria!






It says"With three people the third one is an idiot.....I'm not - you're not so -
..............

 Thanks Klaus!






Lucky shot he stopped to photograph the rainbow and there was a loud bang!

The leading contender in the current "Pile the Cheerios on your sleeping baby" competition

The wonders of Photoshop!

Maybe he chose the wrong religion.......

Big Dipper ride then and 20 years later!

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!







This is quite fun!

I don't use the "F" word, but here it seems totally appropriate!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Some early sunshine possible, but generally cloudy for much of the day. Rain possible overnight into Thursday. South Westerly winds 13mph, gusting 21mph  Min 13c  Max 22c chance of rain 25%  Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continued support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another wet day today - it being the first day of Summer!  In one afternoon cloudburst we notice that the roof over the kitchen is leaking! It is however 30 years old so to be expected. So tomorrow it will be estimates for a new roof! Hey Ho!

Now for more funny bits and pieces.....

Can't blow the candle out?

Good Samaritan

Take a couple of large balls and make a crazy tree!

Ricky and religion

Pervert and con artist!

Yup he did!

Borat Now and Then

Pile the Cheerios on your sleeping child - new craze
as seen on BBC Breakfast today!

Love the Cousin's slogans

Think about it!

 Thanks Colin!







His Mum planted these Petunias and when they bloomed -
you can see galaxies!

Yuk! They had a flood and when they returned
 and went to the bathroom......

Father's Day card - the irony was - he
had just come out of prison!

This is Romain Langlois, he creates these sculptures by bonding bronze to rock
somewhat pleasing I think!

Now we had a battle with the Germans about the toilet roll debate - which we won!
Now look what they're up to now!!!

Did you know that there is a bear loose in Hampstead!

This old guy nips out onto the pavement every time the sun comes out.
The Police move him away, but he keeps coming back!

Derek's Jokes
Thanks Derek!








Meanwhile here are some Wedding pictures from Mother Russia

Hmm - nice to look back on!







Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Dry and bright with lengthy spells of sunshine. South Westerly winds 12mph, gusting 21mph

Min 14c  Max 20c  Chance of rain 10%

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a slightly better day here today, therefore destroyed my back in the garden this morning, and then collapsed into a chair and watched a movie this PM. Now for more fun stuff - just for you!

We haven't heard from Jehro in a while - here is one of his classics!

Ever heard of the ancient art of hamboning? - Well here we are...

Topical - (not tropical!)

Thanks Robert








Unusual collection of cloud formations

Nooooooooooo!

Their little boy told them he would make chocolate cookies!

He searched for a long time to find a suitably inappropriate label!

The old half full glass thing - explained!

Thanks Carolina!







He tried to sneak up to photo the cat, but failed

This is the arse end of a tree frog

Good old Rick - just keeps rolling along!

One in a million - a blue lobster!

Gloria's Joke
Thanks Gloria!







Now Boys, we didn't have a Mancave lately,

This one's called "Crowded on the Balcony"!

NFC tags are found often on goods in shops to track stolen stuff
Macdonalds seem to be trying to use them for other purposes!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Largely cloudy with outbreaks of light rain throughout the morning and early afternoon. Perhaps drier towards evening. South Westerly winds 15mph, gusting 26mph Min  15c  Max 18c Chance of rain 85%  Thanks Essexweather.com

 Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.