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Saturday, 16 July 2016

Saturday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was very warm here today, so working in the garden was a challenge! Now it's cooling down and I can concentrate on the funny farm - just for you!






Monster container ship Whoopsie!


Thanks Pete!









Oh! Yes!











A likely tale! 
(He said he left his keys in his pocket)!










Many people are like this!








So Dumb!









Dreadful spelling but funny!









Petting a Meerkat









Yes Snausages are Doggie Snacks!!!








Great idea - but will it wash with the villains?









Very old dried up Soy sauce - looks like amber!









In this Austrian bar beer is delivered by model train!









If you're a Nuclear Waste Manager - this is the birthday cake you might receive!









Shame on you!









Why kids cry 1









Why kids cry 2









Snow in Australia - The Kangarooos are confused!











How about a "Sand Beeste bike" ?











No Tibbles it isn't a meat pie!





























Harwich Weather for Sunday





Another warm day, perhaps rather cloudy at first, however developing sunny intervals may again trigger isolated sharp showers during the afternoon. Maximum temperature 25 deg C. 
Thanks Essexweather.com







Old Git's Weather Station












Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Friday, 15 July 2016

Your Weekend Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, We had a pleasant day, after a call to hospital in Colchester (Just routine), then on to the excellent Perrywood garden centre, last a visit to my business partner to fix his computer, and now home to prepare for another fun extravaganza!





Meet Ragweed, he is going to have a bath...












This is an early Youtube Funny - it stands the test of time!











Is that Eric Pickles?











Too many guns in America!
Sheesh! That's his office key!!!










We've all had this feeling!









Meet Cropper - Awww!









Bernie heaves a hearty sigh of relief!








Bill Murray in his George Clooney Tshirt, watching fireworks with George Clooney!









It's Quiche dearie!

 Thanks Geoff H !







At Home Depot someone built Stonehenge!









Meanwhile at Walmart.......what on earth is going on here???








Believe!









Norwegian weather man's sweater!









For our Russian Friends!
(Not a Babushka - a Matrioshka!)
Thanks Robert!







Mummy's little girl - no boyfriend yet!









She's pure gold!









Yeah! Right!









This is an advert for a bar!!!
Your mind!









Honk - not text!











Hip Hefelump!











So cruel - yet so funny........










Harwich Weather for Saturday



Sorry - no pic!





A warm, but rather cloudy day is expected. However, a few brighter intervals may trigger the odd sharp shower late in the day. Maximum temperature 23 deg C.







Old Git's Local Weather Station












Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.











Thursday, 14 July 2016

Thursday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, How is your week going? Well I hope, today is Bastille day and my Gallic friends are celebrating their national day. Now for more of the same sort of stuff that I dig up almost every day!







This is my home town, and my Father in Law worked on these ships for most of his working life. Many happy memories!











These geese cross at this pedestrian crossing at the same time every day!











Confession!


Thanks Derek!








Evolution!









This turtle's Shell looks like a firework display!









It says "You can put your advert here"!!!

 Thanks Klaus!







Dare to look!









Commas are extremely important!









The Pokemon Go craze hit UK today!









This must be a VERY old car!









Clarkson is out - Clarksoned!









Lightning struck this golf pin!









Sound Doughnut advice









The old lady said, "I haven't been carried like this since my wedding night!"









Adult films? Noooooooooo!









JOKES
Thanks Chaps!







Good Boy!









Harwich Weather for Friday







Another dry and sunny day. Temperatures a little higher than recent days. North Westerly winds 9mph, gusting 17mph  Min 11c  Max 21c  Chance of rain 10%
Thanks Essexweather.com





Local weather as is is now here.......







Thanks For calling by!


Cheers


Richard.

Wednesday, 13 July 2016

Wednesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, The garden ruled today, ripping out an old water feature and installing a new one. Now I can rest the old bones and concoct yet another feast of family fun - just for you!






Cheeky boy!











He might be cuddly - but - think about it!











Tested!










Help! The washing machiune is leaking......never mind we'll have a hot tub instead!









In New Zealand - middle of nowhere, a solar powered beer fridge!








Elijah Wood with a supportive fan!









Hand operated bridge in Iceland









How not to take a panorama..









Ladies Parking place

 Thanks Klaus -(I will tell them it was you!)







Multi tasking in the modern world!









The owl came in from the rain - he doesn't look pleased!








Male Mountain Goat - looks a tough hunk!









Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!








Give a squirrel some sports drink and see what happens!



Thanks Klaus!






Harwich Weather for Thursday










A dry and bright day with lengthy spells of strong summer sunshine. High UV levels. Westerly winds 12mph, gusting 20mph  Min10c  Max 21c  Chance of rain 10%
Thanks Essexweather.com






Home Weather







Thanks for your support!


Cheers!


Richard.