Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Sorry I missed yesterday, we were weed killing in neighbour's garden, it was hot and after a shower when we returned home, I nodded off! So today you get a bumper issue!

Ikea do indeed have some weird ads, this from Norway "Pig Hunt"

Thanks Gloria!








The Hoverboard is no longer fiction - this guy broke a record looks like a giant drone!

Thanks Klaus!










Yes confused!

How to "Do" Escalating!

A supply teacher did this, it was so nice they just left it there for years!

Tibbles toast anyone?

Thanks Prof Brian Cox!







Hmm - to the point!

My eyes are watering just looking at this!

These clouds have been renamed "Dementor Clouds"!

The new Foreign Secretary is "Mugging Up"!

Thanks Pete H !






At this picnic table at least you won't be bothered by flies!

Duct tape is amazing - even mends planes

Stupid Craze!

 Thanks Susi!







Confidence!

 Thanks again Susi!







Maybe it's just me but these diagrams look a bit........well you know!

This is 2016!

A bit harsh?

The waiter wrote it all down - hope they tipped!

Nothing to say here.......

Philosophical thought for the day...

This was apparently in New Jersey.....

The family said it looked as if she was sitting on the groom's shoulders
she couldn't see it!

Arthur's Joke
Thanks Arthur!






Schmalz? I'll give you schmalz!

It says "How to calm a woman down"

Thanks Klaus!









Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Another very warm day with lengthy sunny intervals. Very high UV levels. South Easterly winds 12mph, gusting 21mph  Min 15c  Max 27c chance of rain 5%

Thanks Essexweather.com

Weather as it is now from my weather station

Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was very warm here today, so working in the garden was a challenge! Now it's cooling down and I can concentrate on the funny farm - just for you!

Monster container ship Whoopsie!

Thanks Pete!









Oh! Yes!

A likely tale! 
(He said he left his keys in his pocket)!

Many people are like this!

So Dumb!

Dreadful spelling but funny!

Petting a Meerkat

Yes Snausages are Doggie Snacks!!!

Great idea - but will it wash with the villains?

Very old dried up Soy sauce - looks like amber!

In this Austrian bar beer is delivered by model train!

If you're a Nuclear Waste Manager - this is the birthday cake you might receive!

Shame on you!

Why kids cry 1

Why kids cry 2

Snow in Australia - The Kangarooos are confused!

How about a "Sand Beeste bike" ?

No Tibbles it isn't a meat pie!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Another warm day, perhaps rather cloudy at first, however developing sunny intervals may again trigger isolated sharp showers during the afternoon. Maximum temperature 25 deg C. 

Thanks Essexweather.com

Old Git's Weather Station

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Your Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We had a pleasant day, after a call to hospital in Colchester (Just routine), then on to the excellent Perrywood garden centre, last a visit to my business partner to fix his computer, and now home to prepare for another fun extravaganza!

Meet Ragweed, he is going to have a bath...

This is an early Youtube Funny - it stands the test of time!

Is that Eric Pickles?

Too many guns in America!
Sheesh! That's his office key!!!

We've all had this feeling!

Meet Cropper - Awww!

Bernie heaves a hearty sigh of relief!

Bill Murray in his George Clooney Tshirt, watching fireworks with George Clooney!

It's Quiche dearie!

 Thanks Geoff H !







At Home Depot someone built Stonehenge!

Meanwhile at Walmart.......what on earth is going on here???

Believe!

Norwegian weather man's sweater!

For our Russian Friends!
(Not a Babushka - a Matrioshka!)

Thanks Robert!







Mummy's little girl - no boyfriend yet!

She's pure gold!

Yeah! Right!

This is an advert for a bar!!!
Your mind!

Honk - not text!

Hip Hefelump!

So cruel - yet so funny........

Harwich Weather for Saturday



Sorry - no pic!

A warm, but rather cloudy day is expected. However, a few brighter intervals may trigger the odd sharp shower late in the day. Maximum temperature 23 deg C.

Old Git's Local Weather Station

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.